This is Baby Maker
and we got some sweet tunes.
I feel like most people would make a baby to this music.
Holy shit, alright, I'm making the baby.
I guess that's the baby bar on the right.
What do I do- I'm flying with the baby!
What the fuck am I playing?
There's four- there's four people in a row, I don't even know what that's called.
It's triplets, what's after triplets? Cause there's four.
Quadruplets? There was quadluplets, dudes sitting in the hospital next to each other.
Four identical dudes just got hit with a baby!
How rare is that?!
*birth giving noises* I'm gonna mash. *more birth noises*
Oh, this baby's going flying, this baby's going fucking flying.
I'm in the red zone, I'm in the red zone.
I hit that bitch right in the face.
I don't know what I'm supposed to do- ohhh shit!
I fucking tanked it right into the chair. I didn't even get the tissue power up.
*fart noise* What the fu-
I split into two!
What is happening?!
Somehow you have to like steer the baby through the air,
and guide him off of shit?
*the baby crying* Shut up- oh my god I nail that bitch every time
Hit him, hit him!
FUCK!
Fuck you, nerd.
That guy sits- where is that guy sitting?
Is the bathroom behind him?
Leave the fucking TV alone!
Kids these days. They don't go outside anymore.
*birth giving noises* This ones a ten pounder! Ahhh!
Fuck! Get that bitch!
Come on! Let me in there, claw your way through.
Bite it! BITE IT!
Here we go, off the ceiling, hit that dude.
Fuck, not that dude.
There's a fucking- Why's there a skull on the desk?!
Bounce off that shit, over those dickheads, hit the thing!
FUCK! Fuck.
I'm in that guy's back.
*the baby crying* *Michael mocking the baby crying*
This baby's going to the stratosphere.
Off that guy's fucking- cast came off!
Holy shit, I took that guy's head off, did you see that?!
I'm just the baby that just keeps going.
I went through glass?!
I went through a glass window.
I'm out- oh okay there's a clown.
Three hundred and fixty six feet. I unlocked a denim jacket.
BOOP! Oh shit, he's got the helmet and the fucking denim jacket on.
You can- you can mix and match this baby.
Oh my god, I hope that wasn't a dude because I just slammed my baby helmet into his dick.
AH SHIT! FUCK!
I am a baby without a fucking care- fuck you bitch!
That guy's dick just went right in her fucking mouth.
Did you see that?
Oh no!
Boosh! How'd you like my shoes bitch?
Fucking nurse got kicked in the face by a baby wearing shoes!
Hit that dude. Hit that guy. Hit that bitch. Hit her!
There you go, there you go, oh, off that guy's face.
Off that guy's- there's another baby.
This guy's fucking baby is playing the same game!
Oh, get the fucking ice cream, there you go.
There you go, treats for everybody!
Treats for everybody courtesy of the skull shirt baby.
Ohh, fuck your net nerd.
OH! I just took that guy out. I'm shitting in his ear.
I'm taking a dump.
How many babies has this woman delivered so far?
This is like- she makes the octomom look like a bitch.
You think people see a baby fucking flying down the hallway they'd get the fuck out of the way.
I just noticed there was a bar on that guy's dick.
Oh, oh my god, I closed that guy's grill. Fuck your burgers bitch.
Off that guy's fucking head.
We're going for a world record.
Fuck the clown- I missed the clown!
SHIT!
Of that thing, fucking fat pipe, I got a fat pipe, fucking fuck that bird!
Fuck you bird, fuck your painting bitch!
Oh my god, do you think a clown has ever been uppercutted by a baby before?
Am I still in the same town?!
Where the hell am I?!
Oh, in the back of the fucking head.
'Scuse me, 'scuse me, 'scuse me, oh yep there we go.
OW!
Oh I- I went back through a window.
I'm in another building.
I don't know where the fuck I am.
What building am I in, am I in the fucking DMV?
No! Get over! Get over you lazy baby, you fuck!
That baby accomplished more things in that one level than I did in my entire life.
So this is virtual Baby Maker.
Probably similar to Baby Maker, except as you can see, it's virtual.
I'm like fuckin baby Neo.
Whoa, I know kung-fu...
Get off the block, get off the block, get off the block, get off the block, oh shit.
AHHHH!
Get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it!
You son of a bitch!
You fucking lazy baby.
What happens if I don't push, does it just explode?
Oh my god...
Oh god...
*Achievement Hunter outro music*