hi everyone I hope you're all well so last week I made a video on the
online phenomenon of bimboism that is the latest generation zed quasi-feminist niche
that involves ironically embodying what is technically an idealized pornographic fantasy
aesthetic while embracing dumbness in order to make your life easier
escuing ambition refusing to participate in the labor market and rallying against hashtag
girlboss feminism to stick it to capitalism even though you maintaining the aesthetic
you are embodying involves shelling out many thousands of dollars to the multi-billion dollar
uber capitalistic global beauty industry and insisting all of the above is a feminist statement
yes i know but nobody ever said leftists were consistent let's let gen zed tick-tock bimbo
queen chrissy schlapecka explain it who is a bimbo what is a bimbo these are multiple questions that
i have been getting from millennials who is the gemsy bimbo a bimbo isn't dumb i mean she kind
of is but she isn't that dumb she's actually a radical leftist whose pro-sex work pro-black
lives matter pro-lgbtq pro-choice and will always be there for her girls gays and mace
if you're homophobic i'll castrate you listen this is an inclusive organization there's bimbos
i don't do this for the misogynistic mail games i do it for my gays and damn my tits look good it's
about emotional intelligence at the end of the day and remember we always step on trump supporters hi
is that a trump supporter ew anyway you all seem to like the youtube video i made quite a lot so
naturally since there is a lot of this stuff floating around on tick tock and i mean
a lot i wondered whether you'd like to see more of it in the form of that classic genre the tick tock
reaction video this genre of video is employed by youtubers who are either time poor and need
something that can be made quickly are enduring a slow news week or are tired of the daily grind of
negativity and paranoia that has been the global news cycle for the past two and a half years and
are desperate for a break or in my case all of the above and judging by the results of a poll
i recently placed in my community tab most of you agree with me that this is the video that i just
had to make so let's get to it shall we hi guys we've realized that the holiday season
and that's why we're adopting you into our bimbo family with us you can wear what you want kiss who
you want and you get a wiggly allowance of two lip glosses and gasoline for your custom bimbo mobile
drone's room monkey's a hinbo only rule in this house is if you bring a man over we put him to
the ultimate test well it's a pleasure to meet you kyle now i need a 10-page thesis on my art pop is
the best pop album of all time i made a thousand reasons why we're the hottest [ __ ] in the world
and if you ever turn your back on our child you're going in the cellar with the others and you don't
want to go there two of the last three boys got eaten by the third welcome to our bimbo family
and there's the feminism there's the feminism see it's it's not just sort of your average breed of
feminism it's actually quite misinterest look that i will admit that bit about being in the
cellar look it was it was kind of funny but if you made that kind of joke about any other
identity group you would just be like you'd lose your job you'd be held down on the internet all
sorts of horrible things would happen so there is the the feminist double standard about men
chrissy schleppecker what a gal i've been back in the working force for a month and i still
hate it um i do not respond well to authority i don't like getting tasks to do and i just don't
think i'm cut out for capitalism i agree she's not cut out for capitalism if she doesn't like
hard work she's not good at taking instructions and she's merely mouthed about having to work for
no she's not cut out for capitalism which is a shame for her not for everyone else
oh you've never heard of bimbo academia nope well we have to fix that you see you can be a bimbo
and still love learning i'm an idiot but i love learning about the horrors of capitalism latin
weed as a bimbo academic i know all about anything but i do think reading is sexy
you see i wear a blazer to show that i'm an academic a student
and fish nuts to show that i'm a [ __ ] bimbos can be any gender personally
i don't need one but i do spend a lot of time learning about gender study
because bigots can't be bimbos well the fact she learns a lot about just gender studies explains
an awful lot honestly the second wave feminists would be just rolling in their
graves the ones that aren't here anymore and the ones that are must be just wanting to pull out
their own teeth at the thought of what the movement they fostered has become
uh listen sweetheart i got a lot of christmas life is unfair and ugly
and men want to try and make it worse we're not giving them that power anymore babe
i don't care what men think of me and neither should you i'm gonna wear whatever i want and
what i wear does not dictate the respect i should be given my mini skirt isn't the problem honey it
all comes down to the men and you know what we're not living for them anymore we never were babe
so i will dress how i want for me myself and i and i think you should sue baby men don't care about
what we're wearing they want to hurt us anyway and you know what i say to that go [ __ ] yourself
what kind of men has she been hanging out with that she has this opinion of me i
ask this all the time of feminists like what kind of men do you know that have
given you this opinion of them it is simply not my experience of man i doubt it's most
women's experience of men and aside from anything okay what's she saying about not living for men
anymore okay she's like 21. i would she's she's not old enough to have been living for men for
any period of time and as for her talking about what she wears shouldn't dictate how much respect
she gets sorry it actually does if she was wearing what she was wearing to like a board meeting or a
job interview depending on what job she's going for yeah it would dictate the kind of respect
she got and that would be justified dare i say it oh chrissy what are you gonna do in like 10 years
princess stick that's an interesting one i want to be a bimbo why what do i do
the term bimbo has become so much broader over time so there isn't one clear-cut way to be a
bimbo but if you want i can say some ways that i'm a bimbo please don't and if you want you can
model it she's going to i value myself no matter what i look like even on the bad days
when i don't have cute earrings okay i wear a lot of pink but i also love purples and blues
pink is not the end-all be-all of bimbo i check out my bod daily i make putting on my makeup
a ritual of self-care and i make sure that i can be hot as [ __ ] question self-care is fine
i studied the discipline of bimbology at hot and dumb university making me kind of smart i budget
poorly and spend too much money on clothes that i don't need i try to be kind and compassionate to
everyone around me and always help out a fellow babe in trouble okay i pray daily to my bimbo
goddesses dolly parton anna nicole smith etc finally i don't let dumb white men rule my life
and there it is
there it is everyone the core of modern feminism in all its stripes even ironically hating men it's
so funny i know so many feminists who deny that feminism is about man-hating and then it's like
ta-da hey guys it's me chrissy again it's chrissy again welcome to a day in the life of a bimbo
good morning bimbos like to get a lot of sleep before they dismantle the patriarchy
yes i woke up like that it's so tired she then goes on to tweet something super important
she then puts clothes on optional and goes to get her morning coffee
omg she saw a trump supporter hi can i get a bronze iced caramel macchiato with an extra
shot and oat milk also i love you so much now it's time to stare at myself in the mirror
wow i really am the hottest [ __ ] i've ever seen time to use a man again just in time to call out
problematic family listen barbara you're homophobic and ugly make a struggle after
a long day of being haunted still dismantling the patriarchy the bimbo goes to bed love you
oh god um well that's the other thing about about chrissy she says she likes to step on
trump supporters and sort of semi-regularly has herself in videos pretending to kick trump
supporters at the same time claiming that bimboism celebrates and practices aggressive kindness and
tolerance you know it's that usual kind of leftist double standard look the thing about
chrissy is that like she's cause she's obviously she's kind of vaguely satirical you know it's
performative like it's meant to be amusing it's all of those things but there and i know that but
there is a serious uh political message beneath that that is really quite hateful very anti-men
and oddly ironical not even ironically communist or all of which are things that i i dislike oh god
oh my god if you want to dress like a [ __ ] look like a [ __ ] or be a [ __ ] go do it
she's clearly not gen zed but evidently she's trying to be and look if she she wants to dress
like that at her um age that's perfectly fine just god how on earth can anyone call this feminism i
mean for god's sake i'm not even a feminist and i'm judging them they're always trying to take our
rights away you scotus oh you're gonna try to take my leopard fuzzy me pumps away i don't think so
i'm actually surprised that i didn't see more ruvie wade stuff when i was when i was
actually going through because you'd think that of dare i say it that you know these
young ladies if they actually live the lifestyle that they preach
would be very much in favor of the termination of of pregnancy and i won't elaborate beyond that but
i'm surprised i didn't see more maybe it's because a lot of them actually actually do
live true to the philosophy and they just kind of block all of that out i don't know but um
oh god it's unbearable isn't it you know it's not often i'm rendered speechless but this this bimbo
isn't it's what done it well there you have it everyone that is bimbo talk i think that
is about the most unique woke movement that i've actually gone through and that's saying something
because i have literally done everything from feminism tick tock to communism tick tock like
i've literally done anything so bravo bimbos for actually befuddling me let me know what you
thought of this video which is your favorite which isn't do you like bimbos do you not like bimbos do
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