♪ Church Bells ♪
♪ Chanting ♪
We are three young monks who joined a monastery
The first people they've admitted here since 1993
We just didn't want
jobs or responsibility
But we never realised just
how boring it would be
When we came in-side the Abbot took our phones
So we still don't know what happened at
the end of game of thrones
Things get so bad here
with the massive lack of craic,
that we prayed all day on
T hursday for the
vikings to come back.
Brother Michael break it down
for this non-eccelisticals
Yo!
Now let me take a minute to
minister Some monastic gymnastics
On the Monotonous misery of
Monotheistic Meditative Mon-a-ster-ies.
Word.
5am Prayer
6am Prayer
7am Prayer
8am Breakfast preceded
and followed by prayer
9am Mass
10am Service
11am Reflection
Oh come on they're the same
2pm Want to leave but we can' t
3pm Gregorian chant
Hey mate, how's it going?
How was your day?
Uneventful
How about you buddy any banter?
None whatsoever
Wait....
What?
Something's coming to me now..
Pray tell!
I saw a cloud
in the shape of a dog.
You've told us already
Oh.
I'm so sooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooooooooooooo
oooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
oooooooooooooooooooooooo
oooorrrryyyyy
No.
Tell us again.
After 6 long days of total misery
We called upon the Abbot and explained we
had to leave
He said "I pray dear brothers
these doubts are soon to pass"
Then he handed us a bottle
each of monastery Buckfast
40 minutes later we were underneath a bridge
Drinking with the Abbot on a drunken pilgrimage
Fighting bare chested and speaking in tongues
And s inging Katy Perry at the top of our lungs
I kissed a girl and I.....
Repented.
The next morning we awoke
with the hangover from hell
And they wouldn' t stop ringing
those mother f* cking bells
I'm a friar in need of a fry
I'm a Benedictine in need of Solpadeine
I'm a Jesuit who pissed the bed a bit
What the hell happened
last night???
We got lary in the monastery
I was off my tits reading manuscripts
Oh no!
What?!
I was Flexing my guns...
in front of the nuns
OH MY GOD
LAST NIGHT THE BEST
We approached the Abbot' s
chambers and knocked upon the door
Inside he was hungover
lying naked on the floor
He said " what a great
way to worship the Divine"
Getting hammered every Thursday
on Ireland's no.1 best selling caffeinated semi medicinal fortified
made by monks wine
We are three young monks who joined a monastery
But we never realised
how much banter it would be!
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