ROY GARBER: This shipment that I booked is phenomenal money.
It's a classified listing, but if they
want me to transport it, they're going to have to declassify it.
I think I'm in the wrong [BLEEP] place.
This is a secure facility.
I need to see your ID.
Mr. Garber, do you have any weapons there with you?
Nope.
Straight ahead, sir.
More guys in black with guns.
[BLEEP] Ridiculous.
By the time I clear security, I'm going
to have missed the deadline.
Now what are we doing?
Need you to stop right there.
Transport has arrived.
I don't know what the [BLEEP] this is, but I'm getting
a bad feeling about this run.
What the [BLEEP] going on?
We hired you to ship a package.
OK.
But what is all this [BLEEP] about?
We're a private military contracting firm.
People want what's in this box.
ROY GARBER: OK.
We don't ship things.
We protect people who do.
I background checked you up and down.
If I didn't like you, you wouldn't be standing here.
I don't feel real comfortable with this.
How do I know what you have in that box?
That thing could be drugs, illegal anything.
I can't tell you what's in the box.
If I don't know what's in the box,
I don't put it in my truck.
I'll double your rate.
I'm sorry, what?
I'll double your rate.
Double the rate?
Yes, sir.
I don't like getting arrested, but doubling my rate
means I can afford the bail.
All right, I'll do it.
I'll play along for a little while.
I'm going to give you a phone.
And I'm going to give you a GPS tracking bracelet for you
to wear on yourself for your safety
For $15,000 I'll wear whatever jewelry they want.
Here's your cell phone.
OK, now what do we do?
We have six hours to get there,
otherwise there will be no payment.
Well, put your girls in the truck and let's go.
I have no idea what I'm transporting
or where it's going, but whatever it is,
I only have six hours.
They're following and leading me with guys with guns.
They better not try to slow me down,
cause I'm not going to miss a deadline because of them.
There's so much that can go wrong.
I mean, if any of this goes sideways, I'm in trouble.
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
What?
Do what?
They want this delivered in six hours,
and they want me going in circles?
What are you doing running me in circles like this?
Why don't we just get straight there?
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
What?
Yeah, the more you guys stop, the more you're delaying us.
These dip [BLEEP] obviously don't know what they're doing.
This guy's got a schedule.
What the hell are they stopping for?
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
Stop!
Stand back!
Go, go, go!
Get the [BLEEP] out of here!
[CELL RINGS]
What the [BLEEP] does he want now?
That was a [BLEEP] situation.
Hello?
What the [BLEEP] was that?
You're telling me I'm not in any danger, then that [BLEEP]
gets close.
This is [BLEEP] ridiculous.
What?
How do I know who the [BLEEP] Bill is?
Man, this road really [BLEEP] sucks.
What the [BLEEP] going on here?
[INTENSE MUSIC]
If [BLEEP] goes wrong here, it's not going to be pretty.
You Bill?
There's your box.
Did you open it?
[BLEEP] you.
It hasn't been opened.
Anything else?
Were you followed?
Was I [BLEEP] followed?
What do you think?
Shut up.
I never let anybody talk to me like that.
He's lucky I still haven't gotten paid.
Am I supposed to get on the plane or what?
What are you doing?
Now what the [BLEEP] are we supposed to do?
Anti-social [BLEEP].
Hey Roy!
What's the [BLEEP].
It's been a really long day, and I
don't feel like putting up with any more of this guy's [BLEEP]..
You've participated in a real life training exercise.
What the [BLEEP] did he just say?
You're saying this whole thing was [BLEEP]??
I have to make sure that my guys can handle
real life situations like this.
It's what we do, man.
This better be real and not any bull [BLEEP]..
I'm sure you'll be happy with your money, Roy.
You did a great job.
I think we can work together.
[BLEEP] Ridiculous.
You can kiss my ass.
I'll call you.
You don't call me.
This was bull [BLEEP].
But apparently bull [BLEEP] pays.