>> James: WELL, IT IS TOO BAD THAT I'M NOT THERE, THERE IS
NOWHERE ELSE ON PLANET EARTH THAT I WOULD RATHER BE.
AS YOU MAY OR MAY NOT KNOW I'M CURRENTLY ISOLATING AFTER BEING
CONTACT TRACED, AND NO, THAT SRNT A SENTENCE FROM A MOVIE
THE MOVIE BLADE RUNNER T SAY SENTENCE FROM MY ACTUAL LIFE.
THIS FEELS WEIRD, DOESN'T T REG.
>> Reggie: YES.
>> James: HOW ARE YOU FEELING WITH IT?
>> Reggie: IT FELT LIKE WE WERE ON SUCH A ROLL LAST WEEK.
I WAS LIKE SO DOWN.
AND LIKE YEAH, WE DID IT.
AND THEN IT TURNED INTO FLAT LAND.
>> James: STAY TUNED, GUYS, WE HAVE GOT A REALLY GREAT SHOW FOR
YOU.
BUT IN ALL SERIOUSNESS, I CAN TELL YOU I'M ABSOLUTELY FIND.
I TESTED NEGATIVE FOR COVID-19, BUT OUT OF AN ABUNDANCE OF
CAUTION I'M HOSTING AWAY FROM THE STUDIO AT THIS MOMENT IN
TIME AND I GOT TO TELL YOU, I AM FINDING IT HARD BEING HERE ALL
ALONE.
IT TURNS OUT I REALLY DO THRIVE OFF THE FAKE LAUGHTER OF PEOPLE
ON MY PAYROLL.
(LAUGHTER) LIKE THAT, YOU SEE?
JUST HEARING THAT GAVE ME A REAL LIFT.
IT WASN'T THAT FUNNY.
NO ONE AT HOME LAUGHS THAT MUCH.
BUT YOU DID, AND THAT IS WHAT COUNTS.
TOM IS HERE, TOM IS ONE OF OUR WRITERS, HOW ARE YOU DOING, TOM.
>> I'M DOING GREAT, JAMES.
I'M READY TO LAUGH.
I LOVE THIS RELATIONSHIP THAT WE HAVE, WHERE WE LAUGH T IS A
BEAUTIFUL SIM BIOTIC RELATIONSHIP,
(LAUGHTER).
>> James: I SHOULD TELL YOU, WE ARE IN THE FINAL STREMP OF
THE PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION.
AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS, IT MEAN IT IS TIME TO PANDER FOR
VOTES, PRESIDENT TRUMP KICKED THINGS OFF BY PANDERING TO THE
PEOPLE OF PHILADELPHIA IN THE SWING STATE OF PENNSYLVANIA BY
TWEETING OUT A PHOTO OF HIMSELF AND A PHILLIE CHEESESTEAK
SANDWICH.
LOOK AT THAT.
I GOT TO SAY, I WAS UNDECIDED.
BUT NOW I'VE SEEN THAT PHOTO, HE'S GOT MY VOTE.
I KNOW HE'S DENIES CLIMATE CHANGE BUT I'M GOING TO WAIT AND
SEE WHERE HE STANDS ON CHEESESTEAK.
BY THE WAY, LOOK AT THAT, WHO STAGED THIS PHOTO.
LOOK AT TRUMP'S POSTURE.
IT'S LIKE THE PHOTOGRAPHER SAID OKAY, ALL RIGHT, I WANT YOU TO
THE SCOOT TO THE VERY FRONT OF YOUR CHAIR AT A WEIRD ANGLE.
NOW LEAN REALLY FAR FORWARD BUT I WANT TO YOU LIKE HUNCH YOUR
SHOULDERS, THAT IS GREAT.
NOW PULL YOUR LEFT ARM BACK, MAKE A LOOPED FIST WITH YOUR
RIGHT HAND, PERFECT.
AND KNOW JUST SMILE LIKE YOU ARE SECRETLY IN A LOT OF PAIN.
YOU'VE GOT IT.
>> Reggie: PERFECT.
>> James: IS IT ME OR DOES TRUMP ONLY LOOK GENUINELY HAPPY
WHEN HE'S POSING WITH FOOD?
HERE HE IS AGAIN WITH A CHEESESTEAK.
AND LOOK AT THAT, HERE HE IS WITH A-- AND THIS IS HIM WITH A
BUCKET OF FRIED CHICKEN.
IT IS THE EXACT SAME FACE EVERY TIME.
>> Reggie: WOW.
>> James: HE'S HAPPIEST WHEN HE IS PHOTOGRAPHED WITH FOOD,
AND HERE HE IS WITH HIS SON ERIC.
(LAUGHTER) TRUMP WAS NOT THE ONLY ONE
PANDERING.
LAST NIGHT JOE BIDEN WAS IN FLORIDA TO HONOR HISPANIC
HERITAGE MONTH WHERE HE WAS INTRODUCED BY LEWIS FONSI,
SINGER OF DESPACITO AND AFTER BIDEN HIT THE STAGE, WELL, HE
DID THIS.
>> I JUST HAVE ONE THING TO SAY.
HANG ON.
ALL RIGHT.
>> James: I KNOW, I KNOW.
IT'S A LITTLE DESPERATE-CITO.
ALTHOUGH CAN I SAY THIS FOR A SECOND, AND I MEAN THIS, I NEVER
GOT TIRED OF DESPACITO T WAS EVERYWHERE FOR AN ENTIRE YEAR T
STARTED GETTING A BAD WRAP, I HEAR IT AGAIN JUST NOW AND I'M
LIKE NO, IT IS A GREAT TOON, STILL SLAPS.
REGGIE, NAME A BETTER SONG THAN DESPACITO.
>> Reggie: STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN.
>> James: WRONG.
TOM, NAME A BETTER SONG THAN DESPACITO.
>> YOU KNOW THERE IS SOME STUFF OFF THE LION KING SOUNDTRACK
THAT CAN HANG BUT-- .
>> James: WRONG.
LAURA, NAME A BETTER SONG THAN DESPACITO.
>> ANYTHING BY-- .
>> GOOD PLAY.
>> James: THAT IS A LOW BLOW.
BECAUSE NOW I FEEL LIKE A PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE.
I DON'T WANT TO LOSE THE DEBATE.
OF COURSE LAST NIGHT TRUMP'S PARTICIPATED IN A TOWNHALL AD
WHILE IT DID NOT GO SO WELL.
HIRE HE IS BEING ASKED WHY HE DOWNPLAYED THE PANDEMIC.
>> MY QUESTION IS IF YOU BELIEVED IT IS THE PRESIDENT'S
RESPONSIBILITY TO PROTECT AMERICA, WHY WOULD YOU DOWNPLAY
A PANDEMIC THRA IS KNOWN TO DISPROPORTIONATELY HARM LOW
INCOME FAMILIES AND MINORITY COMMUNITIES.
>> YEAH, WELL, I DIDN'T DOWNPLAY T I ACTUALLY IN MANY WAYS I
UP-PLAYED IT IN TERMS OF ACTION.
>> James: NOBODY SAYS UP-PLAY.
IT IS NEVER A GREAT SIGN WHEN YOUR EXPLANATION OF HOW YOU
HANDLED A PANDEMIC REQUIRES YOU TO USE WORD NAS DON'T EXIST.
BUT ONE WOMAN STOLE THE SHOW AFTER THE PRESIDENT TRIED TO
INTERRUPT HER PART WAY THROUGH HER QUESTION.
SHE DID THIS, HAVE A LOOK.
>> SHOULD PREEXISTING CONDITIONS, WHICH OBAMACARE
BROUGHT INTO-- BROUGHT TO FREUICIAN, BE REMOVED.
>> NO.
>> WITHOUT -- PLEASE STOP AND LET ME FINISH MY QUESTION, SIR.
>> James: THIS WOMAN SHOULD BE MODERATED EVERY DEBATE.
WHERE WAS THIS WOMAN WHEN BIDEN INSISTED ON PLAYING DESPACITO?
I DON'T BLAME HER, I REALLY CAN'T.
CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT?
TRUMP WOULDN'T EVEN LET HER FINISH HER STATEMENT.
DON'T YOU THINK THAT WAS RUDE, TOM?
>> ABSOLUTELY.
HE DIDN'T EVEN LET-- .
>> James: MY THOUGHT EXACTLY.
NOW I WAS JUST SAYING THE OTHER DAY-- SOMENT SOME PEOPLE DON'T
HAVE MANNERS, THAT IS THE THING.
WE WANTED TO TELL YOU ABOUT THIS, APPARENTLY THERE IS A HOT
NEW HALLOWEEN TREND COMING YOUR WAY THIS YEAR AND THAT IS KAREN
MASKS.
NOW TOM FOR ANYONE WHO DOESN'T KNOW DE FINE THE TERM KAREN FOR
PEOPLE AT HOME.
>> TRYING TO THINK OF A WAY TO REEXPLAIN T YOU KNOWN WHEN YOU
TAKE YOUR GIRL TO CHILIS ON A FRIDAY AN A WOMAN WITH A SHORT
BLOBD HAIRCUT SCREAMING ABOUT THE MANAGER ABOUT HER
SOUTHWESTERN EGG ROLL THRARKS SAY KAREN.
>> THAT SAY KAREN.
AND THIS IS A NEW TREND FOR HLLOWEEN, AND HERE IS WHAT THE
NEW KAREN MASK LOOKS LIKE.
WELL LET'S BE HONEST.
NO SELF-RESPECTING KAREN WOULD EVER WEAR A MASK, NOT EVEN FOR
HALLOWEEN.
BUT THIS KAREN COSTUME SAY LITTLE DIFFERENT THAN TYPICAL
HALLOWEEN COSTUMES.
WHEN URINING THE BELL AT SOMEONE'S HOUSE INSTEAD OF
SAYING TRICK OR TREAT YOU JUST SAY DO YOU LIVE HERE?
WELL, WHY HAVEN'T I SEEN YOU.
PROVE IT.
WELL PROVE THAT YOU LIVE HERE.
OH, ARE YOU GOING TO FILM ME.
ARE YOU GOING TO TRY AND FILM ME, BITCH.