hmm
hey girl hey girl how's it going ah
terrible
thanks for asking how are you all so
terrible
so um i'm really sorry to spring this on
you and this is super awkward but
i just noticed a venmo transaction
between you and someone i know
are you also dating jake because
he used the fork and knife emoji when
sending you money which is the emoji he
sent me when we had dinner last week i
noticed you guys don't follow each other
on social medias that kind of rules out
being friends and when i asked him what
he did yesterday he said he met a
friend's puppy and i know you have like
three dogs that kind of lines up with
the venmo situation i'm just worried
with the pandemic and stuff
if he's dating multiple people one of
them maybe being you who is my friend
holy [ __ ] oh my god
okay well first off look at you little
miss sherlock oh my god stop thank you
and second yes we did we went on one
date okay same
unmasked unmasked okay same i mean did
he tell you that he was seeing other
people
well i told him i was in an isolation
pod and that i take the pandemic very
seriously and so then i asked what his
exposure was and he said
that he wasn't seeing anyone and oh
except for the occasional
friend for like a distance parque okay
that is what he also told me
oh my god he's a liar what a liar well
okay
i'm i'll do whatever you want to do here
okay honestly same our friendship means
way more to me than jake yeah screw jake
i mean i did you s screwed
jake yeah oh after after one date
yeah yeah no sorry no no judgment at all
just i mean it was like an eight-hour
long day and we talked a lot about
family trauma and like really deep stuff
and you know that's like my king
girl i would never yuck your yum and i
don't know i just felt like really
emotionally connected to him and now i
just feel totally stupid
no and i don't feel stupid he's the
idiot who's endangering your life and
the lives of everyone you know and love
he totally did if it makes you feel any
better jake and i did not
hook up no no it sounds like you guys
were way closer than we were we just
kissed
you kissed yeah we kissed oh my god oh
my god this is so weird this is so weird
it feels like double dick dipping i mean
i don't blame him for going on a date
with you obviously because i would
totally
go on a date with you too given the
chance are you kidding anna i totally
would have gone on a date with you too
oh my god julie stop we would have like
a circus of cats and dogs oh
god we would both all of our clothes
would be covered in like
rainbow colors of fur it would be
amazing
well if you want to continue to see jake
i totally support it and i will back
down
or we could kill him
let me tell you i
have a little crawl space under my house
it's like no one has access to and it's
got a padlock on it so just chop them up
and put them right there
um i'm free all day today
if you uh if you want to talk it out oh
my god thank you
i mean if there's any reason to like
reconnect in these unprecedented times
this is a hilarious reason to
tell me about it despite the
circumstances um
it's been really nice hearing from you
yeah and i hope regardless of jake
dating in the pandemic is going okay for
you um
yeah it's the worst oh the total worst
regardless of what happens this has been
one hell of a meet cute for us
i mean honestly the best plot twist
would be that we start dating i mean
you're not wrong
technically uh we've already been
exposed to each other um
[Music]
wine in the park um yeah yeah i'd love
that
how about next thursday
i'm looking forward to it okay great
well it has been great seeing you i'm
really i'm looking forward to it
well that went well so that happened
pretty much
word for word so i guess the lesson of
this video is to make your memo
transactions private you know the funny
thing
is when jake paid me for the dinner i
ordered for us i literally
told him venmo is the best way to stalk
someone
and he probably thought i was joking and
he thought wrong and the joke's on him
because now i have a date with a pretty
lady
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