Oh my days!
Go on bang it!
No wait, wait! Let me!
Bang it!
Are you dumb!?
It's you!
What was I meant to do!?
Everything's on you!
Can we be England?
Yeah, be England
We gotta be England, yeah
Look at Jessie poster boy, alright
Let's get it cracking
Remember just foul them
Just foul them, there's no rules
Swack him!
Ooh sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry
You can't swear!
Play me in!
You're in, you're in
I'm in, I'm in, I'm in!
I'm squaring it, I'm squaring it!
Square it!
Hey!
Aaaargggh!
What the!?
Oh my days!
Bruv, what was that!?
Ohhhh my days
Yoooo
That was a good touch guys
I like that
Go on
Go on, to me
To me, to me
That was dead
To me, to me, to me
To me, to me, to me!
Nah, you know I'm getting used to it
I'm getting used to it
Man is sweating over there
Hey, what you doing bruv?
Nah, nothing
Can we elbow people?
Foul them, foul them!
How do you punch?
How do you elbow?
Kick it in behind!
Clamp
Wait for me, wait for me
Right I'm waiting for ya, I'm waiting
Finish it!
No wait for me!
That was deeeeaaaaaad
It was you as well
Flipping heck
You lot are actually in the game and you're not performing
Hey, we're winning
Clamp
Here we go
JLingz on the run
Clamp!
Claaaaamp!
It's you, it's you, it's you!
Clamp bruv!
Bun that, bruv
You should have clamped him Dapaah bruv
Do you know what you're doing?
You should have clamped him bruv
Why you spraying Deep Heat?
Ugh, that stinks bruv
That sti... phwoaaaaar
Why did you bring that, bruv!?
This guy is so mad!
Injury
You know in case someone elbows someone
You gotta have to just...
You know what I'm saying?
Just sort out the ...
What's that?
That's cos you sprayed the Deep Heat
Look at that...
We didn't score!
Hey! Stop doing that as well!
They didn't score!
It looked like it went in!
Yeah, they didn't score!
Wasting confetti!
Melon!
Go on Dapaah, finish it!
Come on!
Come on bruv!
How's that for a ball?
In your face, bruv
Look Dapaah, Dapaah, right there, look!
Look where I am!
Aww bro, through ball!
Shoom! Like that.
How's that? Through ball yeah?
Shoom
Shoom, triangle, boom!
Hold on, pause this.
Heyyyy!
Woahhh, ref!
Do we have a tissue, mate? I'm sweating.
A tissue?
Yeah just use some of this
Where's the headband?
Say no more
Do you wanna put them on?
Alright, ready? Ready boys?
No wait, wait. Them lot are banging it on.
Come on guys, it's on. It's on.
He's banging them on!
Stormz!
Pay attention to what's going on!
This is real life!
This is real life
Shoot then, shoot then!
Love that beans!
Pop that, pop that!
What!?
What just happened!?
Bruv I was rubbing my eyes
And I've come back and it's a goal
That's the problem bruv
Why was you rubbing your eyes
when these lot were in the box?
Look at that ball!
I'm running!
Aww Jess!
Go on Dapaah!
Bad boy ting that!
Bang that!
Bang! Bang!
LLLLLLRRRRRRP
That was hard still
Did you see?
Lingard!
And I scored with you!
Wow
And I scored with you!
Awwww no!
Nah, nah!
Ref!
Play!
Look, look! Grab him!
Look!
That's you bruv!
That's you!
You was standing in front of me bruv!
Oh my days you're moving nuts
What are you doing!?
We gotta bring this back bro
Yeah 71 minutes, we can do this bruv
Turn. Turn and go at them!
Finish that!
Yeaaaaahhh!
That's scaring me every time
Who scored that? That was alright.
That was alright still
They're not playing
What you lot laughing... why is he laughing so much?
Dunno
What's happened?
What you laughing at?
Cut. Cut this.
I dunno what these guys done.
Why you lot laughing so much?
Oh my... bruv they just scored, bruv!
They just scored, bruv
Nah
When did the game even start back, bruv!?
That's dumb
That is dumb!
Daps come chase them down with me, man
Bruv it's you that's up front!
Go on Stormz
Oh what you doing!?
Go on Dapaah!
Oh why did you just? I said don't score!
I didn't think I'd get the ball, did I!?
We've lost, man
Argh, jarring, jarring
He was in
I was gonna score
Well done, lads
Good game
Why'd you lot keep doing that!?
No-one scored!
What was the point of that!?
Ummm, yeah I think we was...
We was the better players today
We was dominant
Worked well as a team
Think we got the result we deserved
In real life of course I can
If you come and watch me at...
Yeah, thank you very much
I've done it before
We've not seen it back to be honest
so we'll have to check when we get back in the changing room
Are you really gonna ask me if we were cheated?
Hold me back bruv, hold me back
You're really gonna ask me if we were cheated!?
I'm ****** off!
No further questions, thank you