Have you ever had sex on the beach? [Laughs]
[MUSIC]
What's your name again? Oh
What am I going to do with him?
I feel like any girl who gets in a relationship with me is lucky to have me
So Larisa, why am I here today? Dami, he is a bad date because he just doesn't
know what he is doing when he is on a date.
He will tell a girl bluntly to her face if
he feels like she's not dressed properly, that's just him.
Now Dami you've been nominated by Larisa, as a bad date
What type of dater are you? When it comes to relationships, like, if the
person doesn't tick a few boxes then to me I just, sort of, block it off there and then.
Do you get me? How will you know if they tick a few boxes,
or not, if you don't get to know them? If I can sense, that this is not going to
work. Am I wasting my time? I like to try and get the best fish in the
sea Of course
Of course man, you have to win [Laughs]
I didn't come out here to lose
We've got some stories from people who know
you, who are going to testify about what type of dater you are
What do you think they are going to have to say?
I think they are gonna, I think they are gonna love me
Let's have a look So when it comes to dating I would give Dami
a solid 5.. out of 100
Wow Because I never see any of the people he brings
back home ever again I don't feel like he knows me like that
Really? Is that your cop out? 5 out of 100? That's terrible
You alright?
Hi! Nice to meet you. What's your name?
Dami Danny
Danny? Dami with an M, yeah
Pleased to meet you. You OK? I'm alright, I'm alright actually.
Good. Where you from?
Lincoln. Where you from?
I'm from Woolwich, I'm from South London What your, um, Star Sign?
Aries. Do you know about star signs!? I'm really into Star Signs
Oh yes! Ok, they share something in common.
What's the most recent relationship? How long was it?
A year ago I broke up with my on and off boyfriend of six years. What about you?
Ok. So wait I was gonna ask you what's your longest relationship?
Six years. Six years? But you were on and off?
Yea that's that one. When did you guys break up?
A year ago. He keeps asking question after question after
question What kind of guys are you looking for?
Um, so... You've got nice lips
Oh thank you Are you a good kiss?
Woah Haha, that was from zero to one hundred
I like, just like funny nice boys just someone who's got a bit about them, like ambitious,
family. Are you a family man? I'm a lovely family guy
Have you got a big family? Yea I've got a very, very tight big family.
They're very, like, outgoing and do a lot of things
I like that he's talking about himself a lot more
So you'd love my mum, you'd love my brothers Which I'm not really used to seeing with him
Hello Good thanks how are you?
Hey. Wow. That's cool That is so sick
Have you ever had sex on the beach? Who... Oh my God!
As in the drink? Or in real life? The drink
Yes. The drink. Thank God you didn't mean real life because my dad's going to be watching
this I've had sex on the beach
He's being rude again. He's being rude.
How tall are you by the way?
Ugh
I had a bad experience with a date
Oh I went to meet some girl and she was quite
short Short?
Yea and I just left You just left her!? You didn't... How did
you leave that date? Don't tell me you just walked out and she
didn't know? [GASP]
You didn't!?
He's a bit too comfortable with talking about
his dating mishaps, which makes him look like an arsehole
How do you think this date is going so far? Yea I think it's going OK?
Am I someone you would want to meet again? Well we'll see at the end, won't we?
No, can't you tell me now? No
He's definitely met his match now
Got to see how it goes
I don't like surprises You don't like surprises? Well... I'm afraid
that's how it is
I need to give him a call because he's going backwards already
I'm getting a call. I think it's Oloni
Hello? Why are you interrogating her and being rude?
Be patient and compliment her as well. Okay do not go back to your old ways.
Okay okay Okay
Bye bye. She just told me that, she's watching and she's so impressed so far
That's not what I said! You liar
Cheers. Yea well it was nice meeting you You too
What's your name again?
He's forgotten her name! What am I going to do with him?
Recycle him, please!
I think Dami asking questions about sex on
the first date is a little bit too far, it's a bit of a no go. Maybe leave that to like,
a couple of dates. the first date's absolutely not
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