Hello everyone, this is ...
Review!
Well good evening ladies and gentlemen, maybe it's morning, whatever it is, and everyone watching!
This is the Unnamed Drink Series back at it again with another review for you.
I think this is gonna be the most terrifying video I've ever done by far.
Right now the scene itself,
I don't think
anyone in their right mind can't
just be chilled to the bone right now by looking at this! We're at night, right? And nighttime is scary!
We have spooky
skeleton lights.
We have a literal real skeleton right here. We got more lights in the
totally real plant behind me and we also have this...
The Caramel Apple Freeze from Taco Bell.
I wanted to review this drink very very quick because I have even something more shockingly terrifying for you!
That's gonna be coming up. See this is what they call building
anticipation, right? You're on the edge of your seat, "Oh my gosh...
What's what's Reviewbrah got coming up next that's gonna scare me even more so? 'Cause right now I got the doors locked, the windows locked.
I somehow fit myself underneath my bed, and I'm just clinging on to
(insert object) for dear life. How can it get even more terrifying?"
I'll tell you in a minute! But first for everyone who wants to know what the Caramel Apple Freeze from Taco Bell taste like, I'm gonna try it out for
you real quick. It's a freeze, you know slush type of drink. You can see it looks like this.
And it's supposed to go with the fall theme.
Well, supposed to taste like caramel apple. This is gonna be probably the quickest review I've ever done but let's just do it!
Caramel Apple Freeze, supposed to taste like caramel apples, from Taco Bell going in.
Well, what does it taste like?
Caramel Apples.
Now that's the truth. It's refreshing. It's cool goes down easy. Not a lot of tug to it.
More reliant on Apple so tastes kind of like green apple. You are gonna get a little bit of that sweetness from the caramel
that's there. But keep in mind, this drink is gonna be more Apple-esque than it will be Caramel
Apple-esque.
So keep in mind gonna be more reliant on that green apple flavor. Has a little bit of a tang, not necessarily a complete
sourness to it. Gonna definitely be green appleish
and then a little bit of that sweetness from
the caramel that's in here as well. Which you certainly can taste. Price for this drink? Was around $2 40 cents.
Which was a little expensive of all things considered. Therefore out of 10,
I'm gonna be rating this drink a 7.4 out of 10.
"Boy, that's the fastest review you ever done Reviewbrah!"
Now you might be saying,
"What could have been more terrifying than that? I mean the setting here is horrific!
What what what are you trying to allude to?" You want to know what I'm trying to allude to?
What I'm trying to allude to...
Is this! And what is this exactly? I don't even know.
To be quite honest, I don't even know what this thing is!
This was a box that was sent to me from Taco Bell the other day. I don't even know what it is!
Hey, I couldn't even tell you. The thing is heavy. It's got weight to it.
I don't know what this is, but just imagine yourself in my shoes!
You go to Taco Bell, (maybe you don't, but you know what Taco Bell is), and all of a sudden this heavy package
mysteriously from Taco Bell shows up at your door!!
You don't know what they want!
You don't know what's in this! You don't know if it's a threat? If they're trying to...
I Don't Know.
I'm not even being dramatic at this point. I don't even know what's in this. I don't know if it's a promotional thing.
Or if it's the scariest thing I've ever seen. What lieth beneath these cardboard walls?
One does not know!
Until now, because I'm gonna unbox it. We're gonna find out what's in it. Again...
I don't even know what's in this to be quite honest and I think that's where that that that most terrible fear comes from -
fear of the unknown!
So, if you'll follow me, let's go and open this and see what we got!
But first to get to the unboxing we have to take a journey into the unknown
to find...
The perfect knife!
And now we're gonna use this to go ahead and unbox
The mysterious box from Taco Bell.
So follow me!
Let's do this!!
Oh and...
Baseball bat right there! That's for anyone who stalks me! Well...
Moment of truth has come.
We have the box.
Tape and the means upon which this box can be opened.
But first to give me the strength through this all a
sip of
of this drink the caramel apple freeze.
Ahhhh....
I did that so, you know to try to make it scary for Halloween and whatnot. All right. Well, let's try to open this.
A little bit of a tug. Trying to use the...
I think this is supposed to be a clean cut right here.
Here's where we really want to make sure this is open.
Thanks to the graces of editing
this probably came down to being a lot quicker, but I took probably eight minutes trying to get this open and
finally, though unconventionally for the most part,
we did.
So...
Let's see what heck this is!
Xbox one and Taco Bell.
I'm gonna have to make another incision. Give me a quick second.
So we've got this. I destroyed the box.
I'm I'm rather confused to be honest as to what to what this is.
What is this?
"Hi there, Taco Bell and Xbox collaborated to create an exclusive platinum
Xbox One X.
It's got a stylish ombre,
comes with an elite controller and Game Pass,
and even makes a Taco Bell
bong when you power it on.
But most importantly we want you to have it first. That's why we're sending you this Limited Xbox One X Platinum Bundle.
Normally, the only way to get one is
by buying a $5
Double Chalupa Box. But since we know you love gaming, we wanted to hook you up.
We hope you use the bundle
love to see you using our console, so tag us and ... Happy Gaming! Sincerely, Taco Bell." So...
Did they really do what I think they did?
They actually send me this is... I ugh.
I'm I'm quite confused
Uhh right now. I don't mean to be, but I am. Give me another minute!
Uh Well...
I guess the only
emotion to express at this
time is it is a shock!
You know, I really don't know. I don't know how else to react quite frankly.
You know I myself I've, I've never been a gamer. I, you know, I never
gosh, the last video games I ever played on a console again is going back to
the Nintendo Wii or the
PlayStation 2.
You know in my free time I
listen to shortwave radio. You know, this Saturday I recommend you tune in to my show 9395 at
6:00 p.m. Eastern, 4840 kilohertz 8 p.m. Eastern!
Otherwise, you know, I just uh, you know, I uhh sometimes I'll play flash games and all of that.
So uhh...
To be quite honest, this is
you know, this is like the last thing that I ever expected to see in a box from Taco Bell, to be,
to be quite honest. You can see here's the close-up view of it. I mean, it's
It's the real deal I suppose.
Right there!
Custom
Taco Bell
packaging.
And then some more
stuff right there.
You know, it uhh, it's legitimate. It's the real the real thing.
I know I probably sound like,
you know,
someone who is a completely inept. But,
in the end, when it comes down to it, I mean again, I haven't... this is this is someone who hasn't played a
video game on a console since
2010 or so.
So I don't really know how to react. I think I'm gonna research this more and look it up and
try, and try, and make you know...figure out what what it is and and go from there.
I'm sure I'm conveying it more than enough, but I'm just completely,
complete completely shocked to be quite honest because I just didn't expect to
to see this at all in
in the mail. I thought this was going to be you know, some
some Taco Bell gift cards or whatnot.
But to Taco Bell directly to the the corporate team there and to the management and
all of you, thank you! Yeah, thank you. Thank you. Thank you so much for this. You you really did surprise me!
I mean you didn't just
surprise me with this, but you you blew me off. That's a bug.
Blew me off my feet. I mean I'm taken back, but I just want you to know that despite any
surprise and perhaps lack of being a gamer that I may be, I'm very thankful for your support.
You know, I know the the items that I try out, you know can go up and down but you know
you guys have some really good promotions here and there and I do frequent Taco Bell, you know, I'm a frequent, a frequent flyer
so to speak.
But thank you so much!
I mean it's you know, even if it's something that you didn't expect to get or something that you didn't expect
to see your receive, I think showing some gratitude is always the most important thing nonetheless.
So what's in store for me? Well, I'm gonna research this. I never even had an Xbox before so
I'm gonna research this and try and figure out some of the odds and ends of it and...
Well, if any of you watching this who I'm sure are more familiar with this type of device than I
am, if you have any recommendations of anything to do with it any perhaps games to play things to do with it?
Let me know in the comments and you know feedback and help is is certainly appreciated! And
with that, of course
this this Saturday again check out, if you have a shortwave radio,
my radio program 6 p.m. Eastern 9395 kilohertz, 8 p.m
Eastern 4840 kilohertz! Really suggestive listen to it.
No matter what. I think it's a good show that I did a lot of work on for this week.
So thank you! Your feedback is appreciated and I think
something that that
turned out to be, what I thought was going to be quite horrifying,
ended up being just an
extreme shock! That's the only way to put it to be honest.
So I'm gonna be here now probably trying to figure out the ins and outs of things. And
Who knows? Maybe going forward I'll give you a little update. So thank you for watching this! This is probably in the history of
my channel the biggest surprise I've ever had ever gotten in a video truth be told. I'm...
blown away by it.
But I hope you enjoyed the video and just as surprised as you are quite frankly.
And hope you could stay tuned to get into the radio show. You could also find it on Soundcloud.
soundcloud.com/vorw_radio_int
And I hope we could stay tuned to whatever the next video that I come out with.
Hope you enjoyed this one, and I'm just gonna be figuring this one out. Thank you for watching. Take care!
I'm your host TheReportOfTheWeek.