Christmas!
Can I touch your hair, can I be that offensive white person
No
(Laughter)
MAC
Now do a higher pitch, come on
This is so uncomfortable
[Laughter]
MAC
There we go
Oh my god
So Christmas is coming up
Festivities
(Liquor)
Happiness
(Family)
Family
(and liquor)
Coming out to people by accident and then possibly making out with your cousin
Well today we're doing all of that and then some
You've talked about f***ing cousins, and we're making a gingerbread house
Like how are you introing this video
And what's better during Christmas time?
What?
Doing Christmas things with your lover
Is that me?
Yes
Yes!
So what are the ingredients
Gingerbread pieces to build a house
Wow
Pre-made white icing with a tip
That sounds overly sexual
That wont be the only white thing we're pouring out today
[Laughter] Oh honey
And then there's a candy selection
I'm a bartender at the Abby
You see that show? No one else did
[Laughter]
(Bleeps)
Don't put that in
[Laughter]
Unbox daddy, yes give it to me
I want mine to look like this
That's not going to happen
First step
You have to open the package
Because we're real ass bitches doing real ass shit
Real ass bitch shit doing real ass bitch shit
That's what we are real ass bitches
You haven't seen my last gingerbread opening?
I'm sorry you were talking about opening the package and I got excited
Next step, you open the wrapper to the gingerbread
House
House, yes
You do all the work
Wow, this is like a real relationship
'Cause we are a real relationship, babe
For the views
Can I not curse on your channel?
I usually bleep out the F-words
Frick
Oh my god, there's two fronts?
There's two fronts
That's a first
Well which one's the backdoor isn't that always the question
Wow
*mumbling*
I can sing a song while we do this
♫ Everyone deserves a home ♫
♫ Everyone deserves a place to belong with... ♫
Hold on.. fuck..
♫ Windows and doors and ceilings and floors ♫
First of all..
Next step
Exactly
Do we have to pick this up, okay wait..
Why do we have icing, it's just gonna get oozy
I'm trying to be family friendly, you told me to stop
What do we do?
Hey Mike, you find this house sweet?
That's.. really that's the best you..
This is actually really difficult
Relationship isn't difficult
Put it all..
You don't have to do the roof
Uh, for the views
Okay, oh, wow
I love how youtubers are like oh my god it's so hard and it's all falling apart and shit
Look at that
Real ass bitches..
I'm so real and I'm rich and i'm straight
Real ass shit
Is this just where you put "lit"
Are you coming for me?
Am I?
What do I do next
Yes
So as he builds this house, I'm going the sit here with my alcohol
And raise our kids
This ain't my first time icing a bitch
Fudge yeah
Here we go
Yay
Don't touch me
Lit
Look at those muscles, come here
Bitch, bitch, flex for them
Oh my gawd
Did you see that bitches?
Wait, do it again
Oh shit
What do we do next, our home is almost complete
We can do this, are you going to help me now?
The gays are good at decorating right?
Is that bad, can I not say that?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Water
Water who?
Water you doing
What do you want for Christmas Mac?
I was gonna say something very dark
Did you know December 25th was originally a pagan celebration
Religion came in and things got weird
Who the f*** decided like you know would be a great adhesive?
Icing
Maybe we should have like let it dry before we decorated
[Mocking] Maybe we should have let it dry before we decorated
What the f*** is this?
Who do you think I am?
You think I prepare things? What?
Oh my god Mac, it got worse while we weren't paying attention
What did you do?
I didn't do anything
Christmas used to be a wild time, but then Jesus came along and everybody was like maybe we should..
We Wish You a Merry Christmas was originally a threat
Christmas is a wild ride
It's like a lesson guy don't put too much on your relationship, or it will just slip away
I was hoping that was gonna fall apart
You wish bitch
Oh, there it goes, there it is, that's it
Say something funny Mike
Um..
Great you're wonderful at this
We did it
Make my wish come true
Moral of the story, Christmas was a crazy ride
That's what's gonna happen to our relationship after this video..
[Sneeze]
That's what's gonna happen to our relationship after this video's over
Building a gingerbread house is not that..
Look at this
Thank you guys so much for watching, comment down below
I don't know, have you done better than this?
How's your relationship doing?
What do you think of Christmas?
Should we have more bells?
Did you know it's the most popular day to break up, right before Christmas on December 11th
It's when I got dumped
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I don't think they do
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I hate that ending
You know what, I hate you
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