>> Chris: NOW IT IS TIME TO PLAY WISH YOU WERE HERE, WISH
YOU WERE HERE.
YES E-MAIL AND DIRECT MESSAGING HAS MADE COMMUNICATING WITH
OTHERS FUN AND CONVENIENT IN THE DIGITAL AGE, BUT WHAT ABOUT ALL
THOSE ANTIQUATED FORMS OF COMMUNICATION LIKE SMOKE
SIGNALS, CARRIER PIGEONS AND THE EVER POPULAR POSTCARD.
FORTUNATELY THE BAD POSTCARDS TUMBLR ARCHIVES SOME OF THE
WORST OF ALL-TIME. I WILL SHOW YOU A REAL BAD POSTCARD AND FOR
250 POINTS, I WANT YOU TO GIVE ME A LINE YOU WOULD EXPECT TO
SEE WRITTEN ON IT.
OKAY, FIRST UP, THIS SOUTHERN ABOMINATION.
>> OH!
>> Chris: JASON.
>> FINALLY ATE AT TOBY KEITH'S RESTAURANT.
THE KU KLUX KLAM CHOWDER WAS TO DIE FOR.
>> Chris: POINTS. KERRI.
>> WISH YOU WERE HERE. AND WHITE.
>> Chris: POINTS.
NEXT ONE T IS GUN TOTING LAWMAN.
WHERE IS HE GOING TO TAKE YOU TO JAIL, JASON.
>> DALE SAYS I HAVE A VERY FORGIVING ANUS.
>> Chris: I WOULD LOVE SO SEE THAT WRITTEN ON THIS POSTCARD.
KERRI.
>> GUESS WHO BROKE HIS RESTRAINING ORDER AGAIN!
>> Chris: POINTS. POINTS TO KERRI.
LAST ONE, THIS CHEESE CITY TOURIST TRAP.
RANDY.
>> SO I TOLD YOUR MOTHER WHAT DO YOU SAY WE GO AROUND THE OTHER
SIDE OF THIS THING AND PUT SOME HOLES IN IT.
#SwissFist.
>> Chris: POINTS.
WISCONSIN'S THE ONLY PLACE YOU CAN GLORY CHEESE.
>> IT IS.