Hello, what's your name? My name is Andrew Lancaster. All right. Where you from Andrew, I'm from, Lancashire
And what do you do? I do impressions. What's your full-time job, Andrew?
I've done a vast array of jobs, like what I've worked in a biscuit factory
And tell me why you've entered the show
And what did what the dream is please? Well, I suppose the dream would be to have a my own
Impression sketch show one day. It's a big dream. It's a big dream. Well, that's what it's all about
Okay, we're all best of luck. Thank you very much
Ladies and gentlemen
at the United Kingdom I
Donald J. Trump proposed some changes to the way you're doing things in your beautiful country
Yeah
Number one your children your greatest natural resource
I propose Professor Brian Cox educate each and every last one of them. I think it's going to go something like this
Twinkle twinkle little star
How I wonder what you are well actually we do know what you are I
Think it's absolutely wonderful
Number two
I believe that your National Health Service is a beautiful thing should be in charge
By my good friend Nigel Faraj. He's gonna do a great job
Now wait a minute don't do that. I mean come on, I mean here we are it's funny, isn't it?
You know as soon as somebody says my name everybody goes bonkers you
Know I think it's quite funny. I've got another job
And finally number three, is it number three, I don't know I don't know
There's no
Number three folks your housing you got to get that sorted out folks
I know just the man for the job is Russell Brand ladies and gentlemen Russell do your thing?
Now seriously, right? Yeah, I think the most important thing is are
No, no. No, I'm gonna say yet the most important thing
I think please country the moment is to get everybody in a nice little ass, you know, because we're also gonna live, you know
I've gotta destroy
The wrong, you know
Those are my ideas to respond in your beautiful country if you don't like then you're fake news. Good night
God bless you and God bless america
Oh Darrin tell me do you have a day job
I'm a voice-over artist actually. Oh for commercials and things
Yeah, what product would we know your voice from mostly on the radio? Um, I am an I am scared
Is this what your act is gonna be this evening tonight, I'm gonna do a few celebrity impressions for you. I love them all
Okay when you're ready off you go, thank you
Ladies and gentlemen, it's time to face for view the impressions
Actually doing the The X Factor guy, all you have to do is right at the very end roar like a lion sorry, Mon. Ciao
Here we could work with the whole plethora of strange and fascinating creatures
The obligatory wild pack of street dancers and the balding middle-aged car
Into the body of this I
Love the sexy curves the exquisite contours, but most importantly the two big airbags
So actually today Jeremy you just have to get a few key points in you have to start low go up like this pause and
Go back down like this
So once you go to Jeremy it's the reason
To flip into God it's all about working. It's working it and looking good
Hey big boy, yes, but to be paid well done yes to do for me
You have to jump up and down as if you're absolutely busting for the toilet. Yes
And another die that also talks in quite a better manner who's not a
Million miles away ladies and gentlemen
Do an impression are you doing? Ah?
He also talks very pointed and staccato is
This guy now to do your Dickman Donnelly what you have to do is always look like you're on the verge of nothing
While sharing a cheeky little in dog with members of the crew Gary on camera - he gets it
No one ever trusted me
Who's this it's Declan Donnelly ever decided him
If penguin decided to go into politics what you'd have to do is send him to Eton
lower his voice and then you would have um this chap now to do roar Boris you have to
Tilt at different speeds whilst looking like you've been up all night downing tequila in a bush tonight
The Bee Gees take seconds to make up
By whoa
But that I have to confess
When I sing in falsetto, I feel like I have lost my testicles
Who's this out
Is that I'm not sorry for if I don't look like Elvis
But because it's genetically impossible
Finally I'm going to impersonate Godfather. This'll be good
Dear judgey eyes. Thank you to heaven y'all - Nathan we have associates
And Americans become families from England, Scotland, Ireland
Thank you so much
Okay, take it away
We clawed we chained our hearts in vain we jumped never asking why
Who each hissed I fell under your spell a love no one could deny
don't
You ever say I just walked away I will always want you
Or I voted wherever dig was
Hit me let's lose her
Now your asses on there
Thank you
Great
What's your name? My name is Daniel, how do you I am 23 years old and
Tell us what do you do for a living? I am actually a sales representative for a few radio stations in Mid, Ohio
So what you'll be doing for us today. I am going to be singing for you
Okay. Can I ask you have you been performing a lot? This is actually my first time in front of an audience. Shut up
So this is a big deal so just take in and you know, what don't think about it don't think about it
Just do it. Got it. Go
I hope he's there
See you looking around like you take you
Not so serious for why those they hold?
We're just getting started. Don't you tiptoe tiptoe?
a heel race - to ration retraced article directories
Will be running with me read hey real real vibrate to see their real right back to see grab a real bro
prayerfully that Parker brain for sleep
Talk to me, baby
Sweet sweet phrasing while Westen's are vine. Cinco frenzy crazy. Yay
Keep I hope it will be gates by the ocean walk for me, baby
Let's do our minds and go crazy crazy
Hoping really skate by the ocean
Oh
Crazy crazy
Every day by the
Thank you
Dear 25
8:48 a.m
And the new celebrity housemates have arrived
by Big Brother
car ah
Did somebody mention car oh, yeah. Oh
And I Simon or can I call you daddy
It
49m the housemates are having doughnuts for breakfast and it's a MIDI make doughnuts
Doughnuts me is there anything they can't do mmm Marge?
Are you talking about Donuts here homie papi Oh
We'll be back after the break. Oh she said
Dissipation
949
am
Trying to find out if he's got the X Factor
You're not talking pop star you sound like a pop
But gara gara gara gara
gara charm
We need to find out the thoughts of one final judge Simon
Okay, let me stop you there
Thank you