Excuse me. Hello?
Yes, server.
Excuse me.
Oh, hey. Minah salleh (A white girl).
What can I get for you?
Okay, so it's my very first time in Malaysia and I don't know what to order.
Do you have any recommendations of something I should try?
Oh, it's your first time?
Welcome to Malaysia!
You have to try nasi lemak.
It's Malaysia's national dish.
Oh, nasi lemak?
What is that?
Basically, a dish that has so many things.
We have fried peanuts.
Peanuts?
Oh, I'm actually allergic to peanuts.
Oh, no worries. It's okay.
We'll remove the peanuts.
But, we also have fried anchovies on the side...
Anchovies?
Oh, gross!
No!
No anchovies.
Okay, we will take out the anchovies also.
But don't worry.
We also have a boiled egg on the side and...
Oh, actually no eggs, please
I'm vegan.
Okay.
We'll take off the egg.
We also have a spicy sauce that we put on the side to...
I am so sorry. I just cannot handle spicy.
What's wrong with her?
Okay, we will remove the spicy sauce.
But don't worry.
It's okay because we have the wonderful fragrant coconut rice that it comes together with...
Oh, coconut?
I actually have a coconut allergy.
I get hive all over.
It is all right.
You know, there is still the cucumber.
Would you like me to just bring the cucumber over?
Cucumber?
That sounds incredible!
Wow, Malaysian really does have the best food in the world.
Yes, we do.
Crazy.
Boba!
Boba, Rachel!
Boba! Come!
Boba!
BOBA!
Boba!
Hi.
I saw in your menu that you have this... teh tarik.
What is that?
Yes, teh tarik.
It is basically black tea with condensed milk in it.
Very very good.
Oh, that sounds amazing!
Can I get that made with oat milk, though?
Cold milk?
You want the cold teh tarik?
Oh, no no no!
Oat milk.
Like Quaker Oats.
Oh! Oats, huh? Oats.
Oat milk?
Oh, I know!
Horlicks? You want horlicks, huh?
Horlicks?
You know what?
I'll just take a chai tea latte, please.
Chai tea latte?
You know what?
See over there?
Right there.
Where?
Right there, there's a Starbucks over there.
You go there and you get your drink.
Okay? Thanks, bye.
All right, what we got here?
Okay.
Waiter.
Hey!
Yes, how can I help you?
Can I get a cup of water, please?
Sure.
So yeah, that's how it came about and then after he went...
Here's your water.
Oh, thank you!
What?
Oh my gosh. It is so hot.
I'm gonna die.
Oh my gosh.
I'm gonna die.
This is it.
I can't make it.
Oh my gosh!
Wow!
This looks great, man.
How much is it?
$200.
$200?
RM880?
Man, this is great!
How much is it?
$80?
RM350?
$20?
How much is $20?
RM88?
Perfect!
Hey, Logesh!
There's no toilet paper here.
I need you to bring me toilet paper right now!
No toilet paper?
What do you expect?
This is Malaysia.
Just use the bidet down there.
A bidet?
What's that?
You see the knob in your toilet at the bottom?
Just twist it.
Then you'll know.
A knob?
Excuse me.
How much is this vase?
Oh, this vase?
It is $30 plus tax.
How about this?
I will give you... $15 for it.
$30. The price is firm.
Come on. You talk to your manager.
I'm sure you can give me a discount.
How about this?
$15 + $2 = $17.
Here you go.
Sir, I don't control the pricing here.
The prices are set.
Tough one, huh?
$20.
Final offer.
Sir, I cannot sell you this for $20.
The price is $30 plus tax.
Fine!
Here's $30.
Take it.
Okay, great! Yeah and the tax is gonna be...
Okay, thank you!
Wait, sir!
Sir!
Taxes!
Hey, it is a Tesla.
Did you see that?
Tesla! We don't have it in Malaysia.
Nice!
Take a picture.
Wow!
Did you see?
It is a Mustang, weh!
Eh! You know, Mustang is banned in Malaysia.
IHOP.
You know, we don't have IHOP in Malaysia.
Rachel!
Look at this.
Mailbox.
Come on, Logesh. We have to go.
Wait, hold on!
Here you go.
One char kuetiau.
Enjoy!
Excuse me!
Yeah, how can I help you?
Can I get a knife please?
You want a knife for char kuetiau?
Yeah, so I can like cut my food.
You got it.
Customer is always right.
Here you go.
Thank you.