- [sighs] - [clears throat]
- CAN YOU TOTALLY CHILL OUT? - NO, I'M SO ANNOYED RIGHT NOW.
CAN YOU, LIKE, NOT TALK TO ME FOR, LIKE, A SECOND?
LIKE, THAT'D BE GREAT. THAT'D BE FINE.
THAT'D BE FINE BY ME.
WHAT? OH, MY GOD, ARE YOU SERIOUS?
THIS IS BULL[bleep]. WHAT COULD POSSIBLY
BE THE PROBLEM WITH LETTING TWO MORE PEOPLE IN?
- CHECK YOUR GIRL, BRO.
- I'M SORRY. - EXCUSE ME, WHAT DID YOU SAY?
"CHECK YOUR GIRL"? UH-UHH, IT DOESN'T WORK LIKE THAT.
NO ONE CHECKS ME BECAUSE I'M NOT LUGGAGE.
OKAY? SO YOU CAN GO [bleep] YOURSEE-ELF.
- MEEGAN, SERIOUSLY,
TWO MORE PEOPLE ARE GONNA COME OUT IN A COUPLE OF SECONDS,
AND THEN WE CAN GO IN.
- NO! LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION.
WHAT WAS IT LIKE BEING IN
- HE WASN'T IN
HE CLEARLY WASN'T IN THAT MOVIE.
- WHAT DOES TOM HANKS'S PENIS FEEL LIKE?
- MEEGAN! - MOREOVER, HOW DOES IT FEEL
WHEN SWARMS OF BEES ARE COMING OUT OF YOUR FACE?
- SERIOUSLY, I'M SORRY. IT'S, LIKE, HER FAVORITE MOVIE.
- DON'T APOLOGIZE FOR ME!
YEAH, THIS IS NICE, THIS IS NICE.
YOU LOOK LIKE COMMON MEETS THE INCREDIBLE HULK.
- MEEGAN-- - WHEN YOU BROUGHT
THE FRANKINCENSE TO BABY JESUS, DID THEY, LIKE...
- OH. - MAKE YOU STAND
OUTSIDE THE BARN BECAUSE YOU WERE TOO BIG,
OR DID THEY INVITE YOU IN WITH ALL THE OTHER ANIMALS?
DON'T FLARE YOUR NOSTRILS AT ME,
OKAY? - HE'S--
- DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW IMPOLITE THAT IS?
- HE HASN'T MOVED HIS NOSTRILS ONCE SINCE WE GOT HERE.
- I SAW THEM MOVE! - THEY DID NOT MOVE, MEEGAN.
- THEY FLARED!
- MEEGAN, THEY [bleep] DID NOT MOVE!
- YOUR NOSTRILS FLARED MORE THAN A SURVIVOR FROM A BOAT ACCIDENT.
- WHAT?
- HE'S NOT EVEN LOOKING ME IN THE EYES.
OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
IF YOU'RE JUST GOING TO CONTINUE TO BE A LITTLE PRICK,
YOU'RE GONNA GET YOUR ASS KICKED.
- DON'T TOUCH HIM, MEE-- MEEGAN.
- [scoffs] CRAZY BITCH.
- [gasps]
[squeaks]
- [sighs]
OH!
- I TOTALLY LOVE MY NAILS RIGHT NOW.
I'M SO OVER EVERYTHING RIGHT NOW,
OVER THE FLOOR, I'M OVER THE SKY, I'M OVER YOU,
OVER THAT PUSSY BACK THERE.
YOU'RE A PUSSY!
- MEEGAN, SERIOUSLY. - WHATEVER.
- [makes kissing sounds]
- NICE LEGS, LITTLE LADY. [laughter]
- UM, EXCUSE ME?
- OH, GOD!
- HEY, WHAT DID YOU SAY?
WHAT THE [bleep] DID YOU JUST SAY?
YOU GUYS COME BACK HERE WITH YOUR LITTLE ITTY-BITTY DICKS.
- YOU BEST CONTROL YOUR LADY.
- YUP. - [gasps] EXCUSE--
"CONTROL YOUR LADY"? NO, HE DOESN'T CONTROL ME,
'CAUSE LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, I'M NOT A REMOTE.
- MEEGAN, BABY, CAN WE JUST LET THIS GO?
- NO, I'M TALKING TO THE PUSSIES OF ANARCHY RIGHT NOW.
- OH, BOY. - YEAH, YOU.
WHY DON'T YOU ALL GATHER YOURSELVES,
AND WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO AND FIGURE OUT A WAY
TO [bleep] ON EACH OTHER'S LEATHERY PENI.
- HEY, [bleep] YOU, BITCH! - [gasps]
- OH, NO. - [squeaks]
- [sighs]
IT'S NOT EVEN THE PLURAL OF "PENIS."
[punching thud] - YEAH!
[thugs laughing]
- I'M THE QUEEN OF THE WORLD!
YES! I FEEL INVINCIBLE!
LIKE I HAVE SUPER POWERS OR SOMETHING. HA HA!
YOU HEAR THAT, ALL YOU [bleep] OF THE WORLD?
I CAN DO ANYTHING I WANT, AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME.
- BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE TO FIGHT YOUR OWN FIGHTS,
YOU CRAZY BITCH! - [gasps]
- OH, BOY. - [squeaks]
- OH, NO.
- [squeaks]
- [sighs]
UGH! OH.
- NOTHING CAN STOP ME!