Ugly face no problem put a beanie on it
Bad hair days that have gone too far. Oh wait no wrong video .Things everyone does but no one will admit
Yeah, yeah you I know what you do cuz I probably do it, too
I'd rather die then make two trips carrying in groceries
Luckily, I got a man's for that, but when I don't yeah, you know
I'm not going back in my garage stepping on that crusty
Dusty ass floor to make another trip all those bags are going on my arm
I'm gonna suffer for the 30 seconds it takes to bring them in but I'm good
You know you do it ever say fuck it and just ate the paper to
Look food is food paper is
Sometimes food especially if it's on food. That's good. Like hell yeah. I'm just gonna eat it
What's a little paper gonna do. paper comes from trees?
Well, so do apples. Every time I drive in the rain
I check other drivers wipers to see if I'm being too dramatic with mine like ooh
I got this on the highest setting I mean it's only sprinkling do they have it on the highest
I'll go no they don't even have it on. Oh they like to live dangerously I see okay
I got a question when you're laying down. Do y'all just put your hand up for no reason? no
just me?
Wonder if I do this do I do this I think I do, but it's like to stretch
Or it's like I'll put it on my head for no reason when I'm sitting. I don't know this just seems really weird
Context matters me overthinking how I said "here" during attendance I
Said here, but are we even here like where are we? what are we doing?
What is here where am I really right? Now? You know my body might be here from my mind
my soul is
Not, but where is it? What is here? What am I doing? What does it really mean?
What is the purpose of my life it was for lunch today. me cooking something
reads directions on box okay throws away the box in trash hey hold up
How many degrees I gotta set the oven at takes the box out of the trash?
I do this all the time after I get it all mixed up
I'm gonna just throw out the box like you see this mind. I gotta memorize. Oh hold up wait
I forgot how long am I cooking this for always happens?
I always gotta dig it out of the trash, and then sucks this one time. I threw the box away
It was brownies. I always make brownies. I thought I had the recipe memorized
By the way, that sounds hella good
I'm gonna make some brownies after this and then I broke open some eggs
Put them on the recipe threw them away on top of the box
And then I forgot how long I'm cooking it for and then I want to go pull the box out
Not only did it have the drippy egg whites all over the box
Under the box was the mess my dogs made before that was not a good time
Something we all do try to spell necessary like
nesseccessary I
Don't know man. It's just too much s isn't too much S's. There's some E's stuck in there. It's like it
Just goes on for so long. It's like Nessa sucess SSSs very necessary
Good thing we have autocorrect. I mean sometimes. It's not a good thing
What if you meant to say something and then autocorrect corrects you want something else and it's something else and what if that thing is
embarrassing that you said and maybe the person doesn't know it's
Autocorrect even if you say it's an autocorrect because you could just play it off like it's a autocorrect
But it's really not and it's how you really feel you're never too old to say horses when you drive past some horses
This is me when I drive by any kind of animal
I don't care if it's a horse sheep monkey dog squirrel. I will yell it out. I will yell it out look look
It's so exciting sorry I'm late. I sat on my bed in a towel for an hour staring at the wall. Ooh
I'm guilty I'm very guilty of this. I don't know what it is just
Sitting in a towel on your bed after you're nice and clean taking a bath. It's like you have no
responsibilities you've washed away your sins your
responsibilities the pasta sauce that dripped down your chin all of it is gone, and you're
reincarnated as a cleansed
Human, I don't know it just feels good being clean and dry just chillin' on your bed like and nap will be really nice
right now I think this is more of like a girl thing about a guy thing you ever be so
Comfortable in bed you start rubbing your legs together like a cricket *Giggle*
Yeah, I mean I guess if my legs were like cold or if they're like really soft
And then I started doing it. I I I do do this
I do do this especially when I'm like under the covers, and I'm like trying to get warm rest I
Never thought of as like oh
I'm doing cricket things
This sound when you close the cupboard and hear something fall inside, that's the sound of somebody else's problem
Nope, that's my problem, and I'm gonna have to clean it up, but this this is like the worst
Situation possible the last few moments before mom's fine, china
It's no more that just sucks, man, I don't I don't even know what to do just glue
Just glue that door shut so nobody can open ever again
Rest in peace those bowls when you're sleeping and your alarm didn't ring yet, but the amount of sleep. You're getting is suspicious
Now this what we do all the time, it's like whenever I have to wake up early
I set my alarm, and then it's like I keep waking up. I'm like I
Slept good, what time is it? Oh? I still got two more hours. No uh-uh and then I'm already awake the amount of sleep
You're getting is specious
I'm sleeping way too damn good. When the cashier gives you back your change and you're putting it away
But you can't do it fast enough and suddenly they're holding out your shopping bag
And you have no hands and the coins are dropping to the ground and the bag goes up in flames
And the cashier is crying and you're crying in your wallet and screaming and you're just sending into hell
And I hate how you have to now put your card in the chip reader
Before you can just like swipe your card put it back and then do your PIN and all that fancy stuff
Now you got to keep it inserted
Well you do everything
And it just really slows it down because then they're gonna give you your receipt by the time you take out your card and put
It back, and then you're putting your receipt back at the same time
They're handing you the bagging very accurate have you ever tried to rush out of bed go toilet?
Quickly and rush back to bed before you lose any tired
Yeah, yeah, this is like I need a pee, but I want to go to the bathroom really quick
I'm not trying to wake up right now. I still got three more hours of sleep left. You're not trying to lose the tired
So relatable do you ever get bored on the Internet then grab your phone to see what the other smaller Internet is up to
Yeah, cuz I don't have anything to do on my computer
It's like ugh internet boring. Let me let me go on Twitter and Facebook and MySpace and
Instagram cuz I procrastinate a lot on my computer
And then I just go to my thing to check all my social medias jolting awake at 3:00 a.m.. Mood me awake. Suddenly. What the
Fructose my body water me
What my body louder water ain't nothing like waking up in the middle of the night and chugging that water real good
And then going back
Some good ass feels man when you're done washing the dishes, but look over and see them big-ass pots on the stove
No, uh-uh
Maybe if I leave them there long enough they'll clean themselves oh
I bit like the inside of my lip and it hurt you order anything online your order has shipped- track package!
I used to do this all the time, but now I'm like ordering so many things
I mean I order so many things. I am expecting a package every single day
I just want to have a surprise waiting for me when I get back home every single day
Okay, so I order a lot of stuff, but if it takes more than two days to get here track package number one
Why these shit so hard to open number two they loud as hell
whole country know you're trying to get a piece of cake I
Mean yeah, this should be easier to open you gotta like hold it down in the light
And then it really sucks when it like hits the cake rubs off some of the frosting
You done messed up the cake and the whole damn country knows
When you get carried away pulling up that little piece of skin on your finger HaHa
Hey that felt good. Let me do more oh
No, uh-uh
Gently touching your friends hand because you've spotted someone acting like an asshole, and you want to talk about it later uh
uh I don't do this
This is like something in the movies. I mean maybe I should tap their shoulder or something give him a hug, but
Me let me gently caress your hands. Are you poor weary human?
Yeah know, you're listening to one of your favorite songs, but it's got bad memories attached to it well
This is a good song this happens to me. I just end up not listening to it replaces toilet paper once
I am the backbone of this household. Y"ALL DON"T DO ANYTHING AROUND HERE! I DO EVERYTHING!
Calm down you change the toilet paper once
Congratulations. We have an adult when you chilling so hard on the toilet you get elbow indents on your thighs
Yo, chill it's not even funny. How long I chill on the toilet. I will sometimes
Spend half an hour an hour a week and a half a week and a half on the toilet
I don't know. It's like a comfy chair, and you can just like sit and chill on your phone
I don't know
It's like comfy, and you could just like go on your phone while you're doing the business
And you could just like keep doing the business until you're like drained
deepest darkest fear typing your password really quickly twice when signing up for a website and doing the same typo on both parts I
Just made this account I should know my password, but it's wrong
Why is it wrong and then you don't know why it's wrong
And you feel like you messed up when you were signing up for it me when I see is somebody's birthday
But trying to remember if they told me happy birthday or not
This is so damn petty, but I do this too. It's like
What youtubers told me happy birthday or like Congrats on 7 million subscribers hmm? I'll say it back to them
This is so damn petty when you're both dot dot dot typing
So you erase the message and let them speak first
But they do the same thing ah I hate this I hate this it's like here
I don't know what you're gonna say, but I don't know what I'm gonna say
So I'm just gonna let you come up with something so
Stop making those bats stop making this awkward video doesn't load within two seconds well
I guess I'll never know X out or if it's got that double add and it's a video that I don't really want to watch
I'm like
Nah, I'm gonna end up watching it later cuz that really wanted to know when you're perfectly fine with paying $130 dollars for the items
In your cart, but that $5.99 shipping makes you question everything
Okay, I know some sites do like free shipping with $100?
But I can't get enough things in my cart to make it $100 so that I get the free shipping
so I will literally just not buy anything at all if I can't pick $100 worth of stuff to get that free shipping because
No way in hell I'm paying for shipping. Okay. Bye anyway, that's all for today
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