(gentle upbeat music)
- Just a couple bros, we're just chilling.
- Oh my god, oh my god!
- We've got some carrots.
- [Zookeeper] We are going to feed them.
(yelling)
- If there's one thing I know about Australia,
it's got (bleep) crazy animals and hot-ass people,
so I am ready to take on both.
- [Zach] We're here in Australia
for a very special four-part series.
The country where humans said, "Screw it, animals you win."
- Wow, look at the nut sack on him.
Jesus Christ.
- We're here experiencing everything
that makes Australia unique.
The food, the culture, the sports.
The birds?
(bird squawking)
And also, our significant others are here.
- [Eugene] Oh a duck!
- It's the Try Guys try Australia.
- Let's do it!
(victorious music)
- [Keith] We acknowledge that this series was filmed
on indigenous land, and we pay our respects
to the elders past, present, and emerging.
- [Eugene] We're here at the beautiful Moonlit Sanctuary
Wildlife Conservation Park in Pearcedale, Australia.
Australia has a lot of really amazing, unique animals
that only live here.
We drove by some kangaroos and I saw
some playing with they dicks. (laughing)
I don't know if we can use that footage,
and if we can't use it in the video
you can find it on my Instagram @Keithhabs.
Australia is crazy!
There are just so many animals here
that I think want to kill me, and they can at any point.
- Yesterday I saved Wes from a magpie attack.
A swooping magpie went across the ground
and I ducked in front of Wes, and then
the magpie clocked me in the back of the head.
As long as I don't meet any swooping birds today,
I should be okay.
- My name's Britt, welcome to Moonlit Sanctuary.
Today we are going to be doing some cleaning,
we're gonna be doing some feeding,
and we're gonna be making some animal toys.
- [Men] Yay!
(cheering and clapping)
So exciting! - Yeah!
- It is a well known fact that I tend to prefer
the company of animals over other human beings.
- You know, being an animal caretaker
I imagine it's a lot of hugging the animals,
giving them small kisses, calling them puppies.
- [Britt] The Moonlit Sanctuary is
a home to over 300 native species.
We really are all about education
and getting people to engage and connect with these animals;
so that hopefully they go home and want to help them.
- My goal today is to actually be adopted by a kangaroo.
I'm gonna try to climb into a kangaroos belly
and if I can't do that I will settle for Keith's.
- Let's go feed some animals!
- Oh my god! - Oh my god!
- Yes get on the log! - Oh yay!
- Get on the log! - Yes!
- This is Mary, Mary is a common wombat;
we're gonna hopefully get her interested in this
while we clean her enclosure.
People expect them to be cute and cuddly, but they're not.
They're big and they have really strong teeth
and a really hard butt.
- [Keith] Yeah and they smash the skulls of foxes, right?
- Yeah.
- With her ass.
- With her butt, yeah.
- With that flat ass.
- Wow!
- I like that.
- Some people are ashamed of their flat ass,
you could use your flat ass to break people's faces.
- [Britt] Mary!
- [Keith] Oh my god. - [Eugene] Just back away?
- [Britt] Yeah, so just remember to--
- [Zach] Oh my god, oh my god!
(laughing)
- You said no animals would try to kill me here and
she just went for me.
- [Britt] She wasn't trying to kill you.
- [Eugene] Well she told you to back away from the wombat.
- It's a wombat!
Wombat Watch 2k19!
- It's not my fault, my ankles are so hot and irresistible.
- Oh my god.
- She is technically nocturnal,
but she comes out for some food, some exercise.
And she can dig up to 20 meters under the ground,
which is really impressive.
So we're gonna hang it up and hope that she eats it.
Let's hang it right here.
- [Keith] So now that she's distracted, should we clean?
- Yeah let's clean Mary's enclosure.
So all we need to do is put some gloves on.
- Wait, we're gonna pick it up with our hands?
- Yeah.
- Can't we just shovel it?
- The poo's quite small and dry,
so it's easy to just pick it up.
- [Ned] You gonna get it all at once or do you need support?
- [Keith] I'll hand you some poop.
- Yup, got it in the bucket!
- How do you tell the difference between poop and dirt?
- [Britt] Good question.
- [Ned] I found one!
It's like an Easter egg hunt, a ha!
- [Zach] Nice dude, way to go.
- Oh poop, ew.
- What do I do with Mary's poop?
- Oh we're gonna go tip it on the garden.
- Tip it on the garden.
- Is that a euphemism for flush it down the toilet?
(laughing)
- Time to tip one in the garden.
- We're gonna go tip one down the garden.
- Welcome to our koala enclosure.
- Ooh, there's a guy sitting up there!
Hello.
- [Ned] Ooh, hello, hi.
- What's his name? - Holy shit.
- [Britt] This one's name is Malley
and she's a five year old female koala.
- Well hello Malley.
- [Ned] Hello.
So why are they so sleepy?
- [Britt] Lot's of people have a misunderstanding
that koalas are say drunk or high off the eucalyptus leaves,
but the truth is that the eucalyptus leaves
which is their whole diet, is very very low in energy.
- Is this eucalyptus here?
- [Britt] This is eucalyptus!
- [Keith] Can we feed them?
- So we are going to feed them.
- [Ned] What?!
- [Britt] Yes, it is feeding time.
- Malley, Malley,
no this is exciting.
- Get back to it.
- What we do when we feed our koalas everyday
is we take all the food out or the old food
so they've eaten what they want to eat from it.
So we're gonna replace the whole thing.
- They didn't eat any of this
there are starving koalas in Australia (laughs).
Give her a fresh one Ned.
- This one looks real fresh.
- [Keith] Only the best.
- It looks juicy.
- [Keith] Oh yeah that's juicy.
- [Zach] Oh my God she's looking at us.
- [Ned] Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.
- [Zach] Oh my God look at those crazy paws.
- [Britt] They've got really sharp claws.
- They don't attack you?
- No they don't attack us,
I mean they will use it for defense against predators
or even each other.
They can be a little territorial.
- Now you said that Mary also was nonviolent
is this nonviolent like Mary,
or am I allowed to get as close as I want?
- [Britt] No, no she's very nonviolent I promise
she's very relaxed.
- [Keith] Go for it girl.
- Girl!
- [Keith] You got this.
- All this food you did not eat.
What is wrong with this eucalyptus?
- [Zookeeper] Hold on there's a koala right there.
- [Zach] What, shut the fuck up where?
Oh my god it was eating it.
I didn't know I'm so sorry!
I didn't know there was a koala right here. (screams)
- [Keith] He's eating, Zach.
- [Britt] So this is Luca, Luca is 11 years old.
- What do I do, do I put it back?
Do I put the eucalyptus back?
I feel like I'm playing tug of war.
- [Britt] No that's okay.
- I'm just gonna get really close
so that you can hear it.
(koala chewing)
- You are the most beautiful animal in the world
and I hope you have a wonderful life,
and I know that you're gonna have a lot of really
awesome times with your friend Malley over there,
but you're my personal favorite
and I love you forever,
and I wish I could steal you,
but I know you gotta be rehabilitated
and I'm sorry that humans are messing up
your entire forest and habitat
but I know its gonna be better
'cause everyone's gonna take care of koalas
forever and ever
and you're the best
and I love you
and okay, I wanna touch you but I can't
but I'm gonna respect you from afar.
- [Zach] Lets talk clap.
Why do they all got chlamydia?
- Unfortunately it spreads
really quickly in the wild,
it is a different strain to human chlamydia
and I think again a myth is people think
that they an catch chlamydia off being scratched
or bitten or touched by a koala
but this is--
- No only if you have sex with them.
- Not true (laughs) even then
it is a completely different strain.
- I feel like now would also be a good time
to talk about their penises.
(laughing)
They have two, split right?
- [Britt] Yeah, well they have one with a split at the end.
- It's forked. - Yes.
Because when they breed unfortunately
there's not romance when it comes to koala breeding.
The male has to basically get on the back of the female
and just hold her down
for as long as he can. - Oh God.
- So any help he can get. (record scratching)
- This is our food prep room
and you can see all the diets
on the wall there. - Oh wow.
- [Ned] Its like we're at a smoothie bar.
Do you ever add like a shot of whey protein?
- (laughs) No.
- Bulk them up for the kangaroos though.
- Yeah for the kangaroos.
- Our big man is already bulked up.
We've got some cantaloupe here.
We just need to put one cantaloupe piece
in every single tub.
- [Zach] You got this Ned!
- [Eugene] You got it Ned!
- [Zach] Wow yeah!
Way to go Ned! (cheering)
- One left!
(cheering)
- Pound it.
(cheering)
♪ Put the nanners in the nanner tub ♪
♪ You put the melons in the melon tub ♪
♪ You put the nanners in the nanner tub ♪
♪ You put the berries in the apple tub ♪
♪ No in the berry tub. ♪
- Now you-- - Who gets the carrots?
- Oh God. - Who gets the carrots?
- Are they heavy?
- Australian football, rugby.
In the bin. (mumbles)
(screaming) (laughing)
- [Britt] He's done it.
(cheering) - Wow, wow!
- Three points for Gryffindor!
(laughing)
- And I thought Ned didn't care at all.
(laughing)
- This is the hardest try we've ever done.
- Do you guys wanna come and meet some snakes
now that we've done all this?
- Actually I think the people that wanna meet the snakes
the most are the try wives.
(murmurs) - They're running away.
(laughing)
- So this is Pug and he likes a hug.
There's a bit of a trick to telling a python
from a venomous snake
a general rule is the shape of the snakes head.
So if we have a look at Pugs head
he has got a triangular shaped head.
See that bubble there,
this generally means that because he doesn't have fangs
he's got lots of extra teeth to help him grab on
to his prey.
(murmurs)
Extra room for those teeth there.
You just keep your arms kinda like this
he will just make himself comfortable.
- Oh I got his head!
Oh God!
- [Britt] This ones named Charles
- [Zach] You got this.
- No Matt save me, Matt no!
- [Becky] He's super chill.
- [Keith] Oh he's gonna kiss Becky!
- [Britt] Its okay just chill.
- Oh my God his head is really next to me.
- He feels the vibration.
- No, No!
- [Britt] You want me to take him off?
- You got this Maggie, be brave.
- I'm just gonna wait 'til he moves.
- [Britt] Remember he's super, super muscly
he can crush his prey just by squeezing it.
But this means that he can actually move over you guys
really, really easily so don't worry.
- It looks like an accessory.
- Matt's totally-- - Yes!
- Right.
- [Eugene] Matt knows how to handle a giant snake.
- [Crowd] Oh my God.
(mumbles) (laughing)
- All right so we are going to feed Silky
and he's gonna eat this little rat here.
So all you have to do is put the tongs in the enclosure
in front of his face.
When pythons kill their prey
they don't have any venom to inject,
they strangle their prey to death.
(screaming)
- What fun, oh God!
- [Crowd] Oh my God.
- [Britt] Once he's satisfied he'll uncoil himself
and then dislocate his jaw
and start to slowly walk his mouth down that rat.
- Oh my God.
- There's no way in hell
people are gonna wanna see this on YouTube.
- [Keith] Its just kind of like a muckbang.
- But also-- - Stop.
(funky music)
- So Gordon is a five year old male Tasmanian Devil
and he is in here by himself believe it or not
these guys only live to be about six years old.
So he's an older dude
this is his retirement village.
- Do you wanna drop it Keith?
- See my egg.
- Put it out little bit further so he comes out.
- [Britt] Nice and close.
- [Zach] Oh yeah girl, get that fucking, oh.
- Shh.
- [Britt] Should we move the egg a little closer.
- [Zach] He's turned his butt to us.
He's not interested in the egg.
- Gordo come on look you're embarrassing me.
Gordo!
Gordy come on!
- [Britt] Maybe we'll have to use a bit of rabbit.
- [Zach] Ew that's flesh.
- [Britt] Nice and drop it nice and close to the opening
- Gordo, I've got some flesh for you.
Oh hell yeah.
- [Zach] He's smelling the egg.
he's captured the egg.
(laughing)
- Come on Gordo!
How could you not come out?
Bring the egg back at least.
Let us see you eat the egg.
- [Zach] The egg is just in there.
- [Eugene] He's not even eating the egg.
- The egg is-- - Come on!
This is so embarrassing you're supposed to be the devil.
He's not even eating the egg!
He just has the egg in there.
Gordo!
A birds gonna eat that rabbit!
- Its okay,
its okay I don't think birds do that.
- I can't believe this.
(upbeat music)
- Oh my God there's another one are they dating
are they wife and husband or husband and husband.
- They are girls, two girls.
- [Eugene] Lesbians.
- [Britt] Yes.
- [Eugene] Lesbian kookaburras.
- [Britt] Pretty much.
- [Eugene] Aw lesbian kookaburras.
Well lesbians do love to nest.
(laughing)
- [Eugene] These are the ones they laugh.
- The call they make
sounds like someones told a really good joke
and then they stick their heads back and go hahaha.
(birds sqwuaking)
(laughing)
- You have that song.
♪ Kookaburra sits in the old gum tree ♪
♪ Merry merry king of the bush is he ♪
♪ Laugh kookaburra laugh ♪
♪ Kookaburra gay your life must be ♪
- You sure we don't need eye protection?
(birds chirping)
- [Ned] The beaks do look large
and the talons do look sharp.
(dramatic music) (loud bang)
- We have Wafer and Pretzel.
- [Crowd] Aw.
- [Ned] I'm back on board.
(screaming) (laughing)
- [Britt] She wanted to land on your head.
(screaming) (laughing)
- You okay?
- [Keith] That bird flew right at Ned.
(laughing)
- [Britt] All right, so if you guys present
your left hand nice and flat.
Good girl here you go.
- I'm a mothafuckin' Disney princess bitch.
(shrieking) (laughing)
- Yay well done! - Yes!
I'm a mothafuckin' Disney princess bitch.
(laughing)
- [Britt] That was so much less convincing.
(laughing) - [Keith] Birds know.
- Welcome to kookaburra tricks part two
this here's the headshot.
(laughing)
(screaming)
- [Zach] A dab.
a protective dab.
- Here we go!
- We are in our wallaby walk.
So our kangaroos and wallabys roam the entire park free
but this is their sanctuary.
This is where they come to rest.
Anything lower than your hip is a wallaby
and anything hip height and higher is a kangaroo.
All right lets go for it guys.
- [Zach] Guys I'm freaking out this is crazy.
- [Britt] These are all females.
Then we have our alpha male
right on the left-hand side laying down.
- [Keith] Hey bro.
- His name's Arnie.
we named him after Arnold Schwarzenegger.
- [Ned] Oh wow.
- [Britt] Because of his mass muscle.
- They use their tails as another leg?
- [Britt] Yeah their tails are so muscular
they can actually lean their entire body weight
back on that tail.
- [Keith] Come here.
- [Britt] They might like this.
- Oh my God.
- [Britt] That's awesome guys.
You can pet them anywhere down their back as well.
- Oh yeah look at you you're tall.
- They're soft.
- [Keith] You're so soft and sweet.
- [Britt] They always travel in mobs.
So when there's one there's always more.
- [Zach] My kangaroo's got a posse.
- [Keith] You ate all my corn.
- Now if we see one on the side of the road
probably don't do this right?
- Yes definitely don't.
These guys have been used to people.
They've been in captivity their whole life.
So they're very friendly,
but you do have to be very careful driving around
in Australia especially at dawn and dusk.
- Arnie come on.
Come on.
There you go buddy.
Oh Arnie great job.
- [Zach] You've tamed the alpha Keith.
- Well he and I understand things.
We both have huge biceps.
- [Britt] He's quite a romantic Arnie.
In the breeding season
he spends a couple of days on every lady
instead of just going from one girl to the next.
He spends some time on them.
- That is so sweet Arnie.
- Hi sweetie.
(soothing music)
- [Britt] Over here we actually have what we call
a tammar wallaby,
and it has got a tiny little joey in its pouch.
You can have a look over here.
- Oh and the joey is here. - Aw, look at the baby.
Oh my goodness.
(laughing)
Did you just see that?
- [Ned] He just jumped right in.
- We're holding hands.
- This was the single greatest Try Guys video in history.
Never before have I felt so emotionally fulfilled.
I guess I did come out recently.
This is the second most emotionally fulfilling
Try Guys video ever made in history.
- [Keith] Eugene got to have the bird land on his hand.
Zach got to hang out with a little joey,
and see the joey jump in the pouch.
Ned got to be attacked by the bird.
And the tasmanian devil wouldn't even eat my egg.
- [Ned] Props to all of these zookeepers
and care takers out there.
There's a lot that goes into making sure
these animals are healthy.
- Conservation is so important
because the animals affect everything.
A lot of the animals that we lose
have an affect on other animals
which have an affect on the environment
which have an affect on us
and also I want my kids in the future to be able to see
the incredible animals that we see today.
I just don't want to lose anymore that we already have.
- I'm dead, bury my in Australia 'cause I'm dead.
These are so fucking cute.
We have so much more on this special Australian series
so stick around and let us know
what your favorite animal was in the comments down under.
Also my boyfriend was in this video.
Bye!
(laughing)
(rock music)
- Fuck you Gordo.
Never needed you.
Arnie's all I've ever needed.