Hey, guys! So Halloween is coming up fast.
And if you're one of those lazy procrastinators that don't have
a Halloween costume yet, or at least an idea,
I made this video just for you!
And for myself because I also don't have a costume or an idea yet.
Or if you're anything like me and you just don't like dressing up--
I know, I know, party pooper.
(chuckling) Poop.
But I mean, come on, you would hate dressing up too
if you had to dress up as much as I did throughout the year.
(Flight of the Bumblebee)
I just noticed that I did not do my hair.
Well, I already shot the beginning, so I'm not going to do it now.
See what I mean? And that's why I came up with
a bunch of costume ideas that require
little to no effort or money to get done.
It may not be the best costume idea, but the time it takes
to get it done--to the possibility of getting a chuckle out of it ratio--
is pretty good. I mean, some people are lucky.
They have certain features that allow them to come up
with even more better costume ideas with even less effort.
Like my friend Greg, for example.
I'm not sure what it is, but there's something about his look
that just allows him to be so many different things.
Like Mario, Luigi, Captain Crunch,
The Monopoly Man, Colonel Sanders,
Tom Tucker, Bob, Hercules, the Pringles Guy--
Oh hah hah. I look like all of them because I have a mustache?
- Good one. - What? No!
You're like them because they're all drawings,
and drawings are beautiful pictures, and pictures are worth 1,000 words,
and 1,000 words aren't even enough words for me to help you picture
the value of your picture in my life, which drew me to you
when I picture you as a drawing.
Wow...you-you really do think that?
I would have never thought that--
Naw, it's because of your mustache.
As I was saying...
I know there's a lot of people who love dressing up.
But I'm not one of them. And we all know that if you show up
to a Halloween party not dressed up, there's always that one guy
or girl that always judges you.
(party music)
- Wait, what?! - (record scratches)
You didn't even dress up?
Why're you even here?
Sorry.
So for all my fellow lazy dresser-uppers, here's some of my best,
last-minute, lazy Halloween costume ideas that are just enough to get by.
But let's start off simple.
All of the following ideas, I'm not even gonna explain
how to do them because they should be pretty self-explanatory.
Take a look!
(Ryan) Lazy Halloween costume ideas.
50 Shades of Grey
Nickelback
Miley Cyrus
Facebook
K-Pop Star
One Direction
One Direction Fan
- Unicorn - (neighing)
Adele
Screwed over
Russion Sponge Bob
My name is Sponge Bub!
Counter Strike
Halo Reach
Minecraft
Feeing Under the Weather
Oh, what is this material? This feels nice!
Iron Man
Bat Man
Aquaman
Thor
Wonder Woman
The Flash
Wolverine
Psy-Claps (Cyclops)
Soup-Or Man (Super Man)
Would you like soup or...
Green Lamp-Turn (Green Lantern)
The Hulk
You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.
(meekly) Raaaar!
Next we have a bunch of costumes that are even lazier
than the ones you just saw.
These are for all the people that are so lazy, that when you go
to the party you can be even lazier.
Just do costumes that have anything to do with relaxing or sitting or...chairs.
Chairman of the Board
New Your Sitty (New York City)
Sitcom (laughter)
Sat-Turn (Saturn)
Sat-All-Day (Saturday)
Taking a SAT
A Baby Sitter
Baby Sitter
Or a "Baby" sitter
And I was like, "Baby, baby, baby, ooooooh!"
Guy WIth a Broken Leg
A Wheelchair with a Broken Leg
Pre-Rapping Drake
Professor X
A Snail
Skrillex
Wah-wha-whaw.
Wha-wha-wha-wah.
Or should it be...bom-wha...wha...
Oh my god, yes. Oh, wha-wha-wha.
- Steven Hawking - (robotically) I'm in love with Siri
- Siri Hawking - (Siri) I am cheating on Steven.
A Roman Chariot
Let us make haste!
Oof!
Now the next bunch are for people who want to go even lazier than that.
These are for people who don't even want to sit down at the party.
Sitting can get tiring!
Just take it a step further.
Jim Carrey
I feel...like standing!
Liar Liar
- A Pregnant Chicken - I'm layin' eggs.
A Guy in Therapy
Looking for the Remote on the Couch
The Exorcism of Emily Rose
The Pringle Guy that Got Laid Off by Pringles and Now Works For...
Lays.
Now these are for the laziest of lazy.
You don't even have to show up to the party!
And when people start giving you crap for not showing up,
you can still say you were there, you just showed up as:
Invisible Girl
A Legitimate Ghost
Invisalign
People Who Still Watch American Idol
Manti Te'o's Girlfriend
A Bad Joke
(crickets chirp)
A Bad Joke Following a Bad Joke
(crickets chirp)
Everyone on Myspace
And last but not least:
A hot girl that doesn't look at Halloween as a chance to dress slutty
and show off her body.
There are none.
I'm just kidding, girls!
I know not all of you guys dress like that on Halloween...unfortunately.
Right guys?
(crickets chirp)
(shutting window)
Sorry, I had to go close the window. Crickets were trying to get in.
Anyway, thank you guys so much for watching.
If you didn't take one idea from this video, I hope it
at least sparked an idea in your head.
Or at the very least reminded you to start looking for a costume.
I hope you guys have a wonderful Halloween, and for all you lazy dressers that--
- Wait...wait--what--what is this?! - (Greg) Let's see how you like it!
These are some Halloween costumes you could be with no effort.
Hiro, Ken [?], PSY, Justin Chun,
Glen from The Walking Dead,
every bad guy in the movie Pearl Harbor,
Jeremy Lin, Mulan, Nurato, a bad driver--
Wow, you're just being hurtful now.
Wait...what?
I was just trying to give you suggestions earlier,
but you're just being racist!
How would you like it if I was racist to you?
- Bro, no, I wasn't being serious-- - I tot you were my brend, Greg!
- What? - I tot you were my brend--
Are you trying to make a Filipino accent because I'm Filipino?
Oh no! You are not my brend. Go!
- What? - Go, brend!
- What're you trying to say? - Brend, go!
- What is? - Brend, go!
- Brend, go! - Wait, don't tell me you're trying to say--
Pringles.
TEE HEE!
Seriously?
Once you pop, the fun don't stop, Greg.
This is stupid. I'm outta here.
Lay-ter. (Later)
(groaning)