G’day fellow humans,
who’s ready to use their unpaid leave
and visit the world’s favourite destination again?
I am.
This is red wine but
given the nature of this series
we can pretend its blood.
It’s symbolic.
Yeah nah my videos are profound
when it comes to symbolism,
like bloody Breaking Bad
and Better Call Saul.
“Oh yay, a new mattress.
I can’t wait to unpack it.
KAPOW!
Looks fair dinkum comfortable.
Late night security footage
in a supermarket.
This rarely ends well.
What are ya doing mate!?
You absolutely turkey.
He tried to do a trick,
now he’s stranded in Destination Fucked.
He’s dependent on good natured citizens
to help him out.
And they do.
I dunno, I would’ve left under there
for an hour or two first.
It’s a normal day in the neighbourhood,
like any other day.
Sweet bugger all is happening.
Aw look out,
a tire is about to change everything.
What a rude bastard.
Damages the front window
and then lays on the lawn smoking.
It was a normal day
living next to the river,
like any other day.
Sweet bugger all is happening,
but it looks like a couple of cranes
are about to change everything!
Look at the seagull
giving this situation
the old Yeah Nah.
The seagull is better
at escaping Destination Fucked
than most humans.
Probably because of the wings.
If we had wings
we would live much longer,
we would.
Theeere goes the second crane.
How’s that ball drink
bounce trend going?
Still shit.
Still a shit trend over on Tik Tok that one.
10/10 I would avoid it.
What about that Fleetwood Mac cranberry
raspberry juice drinking trend?
How’s that going?
She’s nailing it by the looks.
That was a solid mouthful.
It must be relaxing cruising along
drinking juice.
Yeah, get a shot of the board—OHH!
Fucked.
What cheese are you?
I haven’t heard of this trend.
She is… FUCKED.
Stinking Bishop.
That is accurate.
Third time lucky
when it comes to sheilas drinking beverages.
No, this is not promising.
She has completely butchered
the satisfying taste of victory.
wanting to jump off something.
BAM!
Fucked.
Just another one of those video genres
you know rarely ends well.
Overall, everybody in this video
could be a lot worse off.
If you can survive every single day
and not end up like this bird,
you’re living a pretty good life I reckon.
Yeah nah,
having your head slowly
eaten off
by a Tarantula
is a big time definition
of Destination Fucked.