FOR THE TUNNELS TO TOWER
FOUNDATION THIS MONTH. "GUTFELD!" IS NEXT.
"GUTFELD!" IS NEXT.
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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
>> Greg: HAPPY WEDNESDAY
EVERYONE.
EMILY IS BACK.
WE’VE GOT RICK HARRISON FROM
"PAWN STARS"," AND OF COURSE, KA
AND TYRUS ARE HERE AS WELL.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
BUT ALSO JOINING US TONIGHT, THE
45TH PRESIDENT, DONALD J. TRUMP.
ROLL IT SAVANNAH.
>> GOT FAILED INDUSTRIES ALONG
WITH REGULAR BED REST AND PLENTY
OF FRESH VEGETABLES PRESENT AT
MEETING OF THE MINDS, PART ONE.
>> THAT’S RIGHT.
OUR FIRST EVER ONE-ON-ONE SIT
DOWN WITH THE MAN HIMSELF.
OKAY, HE SAT AND I STOOD WHAT
YOU CAN HARDLY TELL THE
DIFFERENCE.
IT’S TRUE.
I HEADED DOWN TO BEDMINSTER,
NEW JERSEY, TO INTERVIEW THE
PRESIDENT AND OUR CONVERSATIONS
COVER TOPICS FROM AFGHANISTAN TO
THE ECONOMY BUT MOSTLY WE FOCUS
ON ME AND HOW I AM MAKING A LATE
NIGHT TV GRADE AGAIN.
BUT THE INTERVIEWS FANDOM FAR
AND WIDE AN END MUCH LIKE KAT
APPLYING HER HAIR EXTENSIONS, I
WANT TO USE EVERY SINGLE PIECE
OF IT.
BUT FIRST, GREG’S SEVEN JOKES.
>> Greg: SEVEN.
SEVEN JOKES.
ACCORDING TO RESEARCH, CANNABIS
HAS EXTENDED THE USE OF HEART
ATTACKS IN YOUNG PEOPLE.
AND I GUESS THIS ANSWERS THE
AGE-OLD QUESTION, WHO DO I HAVE
TO SLEEP WITH TO GET MY PROJECT
ON TV?
23 YEARS AFTER THEIR AFFAIR,
MONICA LEWINSKY SAYS SHE STILL
WAITING FOR AN APOLOGY FROM
BILL CLINTON.
THE DIFFERENCE IS BILL CLINTON
IS 75 NOW AND THESE DAYS HE
CAN’T REMEMBER IF HE HAD SACKS
WITH THAT WOMAN OR NOT.
SO 9/11 MASTERMIND MASTERMIND
COULD MASTERMIND COLLEGIATE
MOHAMMED HAS BEEN BEHIND BARS AT
GUANTANAMO FOR OVER 20 YEARS AND
STILL DOESN’T HAVE A TRIAL DATE.
GOOD NEWS IS, PRISON OFFICIALS
HAVE FINALLY APPROVED HIS
REQUEST FOR A SEX CHANGE.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE, SOME OF THE
AFGHAN WOMEN I CONSIDERED
ATTACKING THEIR NEW AFGHAN
GOVERNMENT WITH CAR BOMBS BUT
THEN THEY REMEMBER THAT NONE OF
THEM ARE ALLOWED TO DRIVE.
SOMBER, TRUTHFUL.
LATE-NIGHT HOSTS, JIMMY KIMMEL
IS BACK ON THE AIR AFTER TAKING
THE SUMMER OFF, HE MISSED A LOT.
KIMMEL SAYS IF YOU ARE NOT
VACCINATED, YOU SHOULDN’T GET A
HOSPITAL ICU BED TO COME BUT I’M
NOT SURE IF JIMMY WAS BEING
SINCERE BECAUSE HE WASN’T CRYING
CRYING.
ANYWAY, IT’S JUST FUNNY HEARING
SOMEONE SAY, ICU, WHO NOBODY
ACTUALLY SEES.
I DON’T WANT TO SUGGEST THAT KIM
ALSO HAS BECOME BORING AND
PREDICTABLE BUT LAST NIGHT
DURING THE TAPING, PEOPLE IN THE
STUDIO AUDIENCE WERE CHANGING
THE CHANNEL.
AND THAT’S YOUR SEVEN JOKES.
ALL RIGHT.
PART ONE WAS DONALD TRUMP.
>> GREAT TO SEE YOU
MR. PRESIDENT .
>> THANK YOU VERY MUCH, GREG.
>> Greg: THE MOST IMPORTANT
QUESTION I HAVE TO ASK YOU IS
HOW ABOUT MY RATINGS?
>> YOUR RATINGS ARE FABULOUS.
WE ARE THE KING OF LATE NIGHT
AND YOU ARE BEATING SOME VERY
TERRIBLE PEOPLE.
THEY ARE SO BAD.
IT’S ABOUT TIME SOMEBODY CAME IN
IN.
CONGRATULATIONS.
>> I’M MILDLY TALENTED.
>> AND YOU ARE VERY DIFFERENT.
>> Greg: SPEAKING OF, DO YOU
REMEMBER HOW MUCH I HATED YOU
AND THAT BRIEF PERIOD OF TIME?
>> IF THERE WAS A BRIEF PERIOD
WHERE YOU WANT A FAN OF THE NEWS
STARTED NOTICING THINGS WERE
GETTING DONE.
YOU SAID I MAY NOT LIKE THEM BUT
LOOK, WE HAVE A GOOD ECONOMY,
GOOD MILITARY AND EVERYTHING.
AND THEN YOU STARTED AND I DON’T
KNOW IF IT’S A LOVE BUT IT’S
GETTING CLOSE AND YOU LIKE IT.
>> Greg: I WOULDN’T SAY IT’S
LOVE BUT I WOULD SAY IT’S
ADMIRATION AND ADMITTING THAT I
WAS WRONG BECAUSE I WAS FOCUSING
ON WORDS AND NOT DEEDS.
NOW WE ARE AT A TIME WHERE THERE
ARE NO MORE MEAN TWEETS AND YOU
HAVE A REALLY NICE PRECEDENT AND
THE COUNTRY IS IN THE.
WHO WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE? >> I DON’T KNOW THAT HE IS A
>> I DON’T KNOW THAT HE IS A
NICE PRESIDENT, BUT EVERYONE IS
GETTING NOT BECAUSE OF THE
TRAVESTY OF AFGHANISTAN.
PEOPLE ARE GETTING IN BY THE
HUNDREDS AND BY THE THOUSANDS
AND THESE ARE NOT THE PEOPLE
NECESSARILY THAT WANTED THE
PROTECTION.
SO MANY TERRORISTS ARE COMING IN
IN.
THEY PUSHED THEIR WAY ONTO THE
BLANK.
>> WHY DO YOU THINK THAT
DEMOCRATS HAVE HAD SUCH A
PROBLEM WITH INCENTIVIZING SHIN.
IF YOU INTRODUCE FRICTION ON THE
BORDER, YOU REDUCE IMMIGRATION.
THEY DON’T UNDERSTAND THAT.
AND WHAT IS THE PROBLEM WITH
THAT?
>> I REALLY BELIEVE IT’S GROSS
INCOMPETENCE?
THE ONLY THING GOOD ABOUT AFGHANISTAN’S IT IS WHAT MAKES
AFGHANISTAN’S IT IS WHAT MAKES THE BORDER LOOK GOOD.
THE BORDER LOOK GOOD.
AND IT WAS THE WE JUST WANT TO
ORDER.
WE WANT PEOPLE TO COME INTO OUR
COUNTRY BUT I WANT A LINE AND A
GATE AND THE PEOPLE THAT CAN
WALK THROUGH, ILLEGALLY. >> WHEN YOU THINK THAT THEY
>> WHEN YOU THINK THAT THEY
MOVED THE MILITARY, AND SINCE
PRESIDENT TRUMP, HE CALLS OF THE
PAST ADMINISTRATION WHO HAS
SIGNED A DEAL, YOU THINK OF
THAT.
BUT YOU DON’T KNOW WHY, BECAUSE
THEY KNEW THE CONSEQUENCES AND
THE CONDITIONS WERE TOUGH.
AND THE MILITARY GOES LAST AND
SAFELY.
SADLY THOSE 13 GREAT SOLDIERS
AND 200 PEOPLE, YOU KNOW 200
PEOPLE, MORE THAN 200 PEOPLE
WERE KILLED AND A LOT OF PEOPLE
WERE BADLY INJURED.
>> IT WAS BETTER TO BE FEARED,
RIGHT, AND THAT’S THE
DIFFERENCE.
THEY DON’T FEAR OUR PRESIDENT.
>> I DON’T KNOW IF -- HE JUST
DOESN’T SEEM LIKE THEY KNOW WHAT
THEY ARE DOING.
I DON’T EVEN THINK IT’S A
QUESTION OF FEAR, IT’S A
QUESTION OF RESPECT AND BEING
SMART.
I DEALT WITH ABDUL, AND THAT’S
THE MAN.
HE’S NOW THE HEAD OF THIS HOW
THE VAN AND WAS THE HEAD OF THE
SOUTH VAN WHEN I DEALT WITH HIM.
I STARTED OFF VERY TOUGH.
YOU WILL PLAY PAY TREMENDOUS
CONSEQUENCES.
YOU COULD HAVE TAKEN OUR TIME, I
CARE OR TWO YEARS, AND FOR THEM
TO FLY AROUND IN APACHE
HELICOPTER, THIS IS THE GREATEST
WAR MACHINE THAT THERE IS.
THE APACHE.
THE VERY, VERY, TENS OF MILLIONS
OF DOLLARS.
THEY HAVE 28 OF THEM AND THAT’S
MORE THAN ANY COUNTRY IN THE
WORLD HAS EXCEPT FOR US.
>> Greg: I CAN’T EVEN GET A
GUN IN NEW YORK.
IF I COULD HAVE JOINT OF THE
TELEVISION I COULD’VE GOTTEN A
HELICOPTER.
>> NO PROBLEM.
I SAW THAT THE OTHER DAY.
WE CAN’T HAVE GUNS BUT THE
TELEVISION CAN HAVE 27 EACH.
>> I COULD HAVE A HELICOPTER
THAT COULD GET ME TO THE
HAMPTONS AND BACK.
>> Greg: THAT’S ONLY PART ONE.
FOR MORE, LET’S GET IMMEDIATE
FEEDBACK FROM THE MEDIA ON THE
AMAZING PART ONE INTERVIEW.
>> JEAN NELSON REPORTS, WITH
JEAN NELSON.
>> FIRST OFF, I WOULD SAY THAT’S
PROBABLY THE HARDEST HITTING
INTERVIEW OF A PRESIDENT THAT I
HAVE EVER SEEN.
>> YOU KNOW, IT WAS REALLY A LOT
OF, AND IT WAS ONLY PART ONE.
I HAVE FOUR PARTS OF THE
INTERVIEW TO GO. AND IT LOOKS LIKE IT MIGHT HAVE
AND IT LOOKS LIKE IT MIGHT HAVE
CAPTURED YOUR HEART.
>> I LIVE RIGHT AROUND THE
CORNER.
>> Greg: WHY DIDN’T YOU SAY SO
IN THE FIRST PLACE? I’LL DRINK THE WATER.
I’LL DRINK THE WATER.
♪ ♪
[LAUGHS]
LET’S WALK ON THEN TONIGHT THE
GUEST.
HE JUST OFFERED TYRUS FIVE BUCKS
FOR THE WRESTLING BELT BACKSTAGE
BACKSTAGE, "PAWN STARS" STAR RON
HARRISON.
HOST OF "OUTNUMBERED" EMILY COMPANION.
AND FOX NEWS CONTRIBUTOR, KAT
TIMPF.
AND WORLD CHAMPION TYRUS.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
SO RICK, WELCOME TO THE SHOW.
>> I MEAN HOW DO I FOLLOW-UP
THAT INTERVIEW?
>> Greg: AT WHICH?
[LAUGHS]
>> PROBABLY THE SECOND ONE.
>> Greg: THE LOOK ON YOUR FACE
WAS YOU WERE VERY DISTURBED AND
FULL OF REGRET.
>> AND I HAD A TEAR IN MY EYE.
>> Greg: ONE THING YOU NOTICE
THOUGH HIS TRUMP IS ALWAYS
ENTERTAINING THE MATTER WHAT.
>> IT WAS FUN WHEN HE WAS
PRESIDENT, IT REALLY WAS.
WITH BIDEN, YOU JUST KNOW FOR A
FACT THAT HE’S GOING TO SAY
SOMETHING REALLY WEIRD AT A
PRESS CONFERENCE AND EVERYONE IS
GOING TO TALK ABOUT IT.
TRUMP TALKS ABOUT, EVERY TELE-
BAND GETS 27 GUNS.
>> Greg: IT’S DIRECTIONALLY
TRUE.
IT PROBABLY DOES COME OUT TO
ABOUT 27.
YOU SHOULD GO THERE.
"PAWN STARS" SHOULD GO THERE.
>> I’M COOL, I’M COOL.
>> Greg: HE WOULD ALL BE AN
ALLIANCE WITH THE SAME GUNS AND
NONE OF THE GUNS WORK.
THE TALIBAN WOULD TRY TO GIVE
YOU GUNS FOR OPIUM.
[LAUGHS]
ALL RIGHT, TYRUS, I KNOW YOU HAD
SOME THOUGHTS ABOUT THE INTERVIEW.
HAVE YOUR THOUGHTS CHANGE?
>> I NORMALLY WOULDN’T DO THIS
BUT WOW, MAN.
PEOPLE WHEN INTERVIEWED
PRESIDENTS CHANGE AND YOU CAN
KISS HIS --.
THAT WAS A GREAT CONVERSATION.
THE RESIDUAL EFFECT, AND I’M NOT
TALKING ABOUT THAT SECOND THING,
I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT WAS
COMING BUT I’M PROUD OF YOU
BOTH.
HE CAME OUT TONIGHT, NICE JOB.
BUT ALL AROUND THE WORLD RIGHT
NOW, YOU ARE HEARING JIM ACOSTA
AND BRIAN STELTER DANCING IN THE
STREETS WHERE BACK AND WE HAVE
SOMETHING TO TALK ABOUT IN THE
NEXT SIX MONTHS, AND YOU HAVE A NEW BOOK DEAL, YOU BROUGHT HIM
NEW BOOK DEAL, YOU BROUGHT HIM
BACK IN AWAY AND CNN IS EXCITED.
AND I WOULD SAY, BRING IT ON.
>> Greg: I WANT TO BE ROASTED.
EMILY.
GOOD TO SEE YOU GOT YOUR
REAL ESTATE LICENSE.
>> MY THEME IS PRESIDENTIAL.
>> Greg: YOU ARE LIKE A HOT
TOPIC REAL ESTATE AGENT.
ANYWAY, YOU SELL GOTHIC HOUSES.
ANYWAY, THOUGHTS, CARES?
>> I JUST KEEP THINKING, I MISS
THAT GUY.
TWO OF YOU AND THE BANTER, THE
PRESIDENT YOU HAVE IN THE
WHITE HOUSE, EVERYTHING WE’VE
BEEN TOLD IS ACTUALLY ALIVE.
BECAUSE OF THAT, 13 SERVICE
MEMBERS HAVE DIED, WE’VE
SURRENDERED AFTER A 20 YEAR WAR
AND WE LOST $83 BILLION WORTH OF
EQUIPMENT IN THE FUTURE IS
PROBABLY MORE BLEAK THAN IT’S
EVER BEEN FOR THOSE WHO REMAIN
HERE.
AND HE ALWAYS LEAVES US WITH
THESE CONCISE POINTS AND STUFF
TO TALK ABOUT FOR A LONG TIME.
>> Greg: IT’S WEIRD, KAT,
BECAUSE SOME OF THE STUFF WHEN
YOU READ IT DOESN’T SOUND FUNNY
UNTIL IT COMES OUT OF ITS MOUTH.
>> I WAS READING IT I THOUGHT IT
SOUNDED FUNNY BECAUSE I COULD
IMAGINE IT COMING OUT OF HIS
MOUTH.
AND THE FIRST THING THAT CAME UP
WAS, TELL ME HOW BRIGHT I AM
WHICH IS WHAT IT’S EXACTLY WHAT IT’S LIKE TO BE AROUND YOU ALL
IT’S LIKE TO BE AROUND YOU ALL
THE TIME.
CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR RATING.
[APPLAUSE]
>> YOU DID IT, GREG.
YOU’VE STOOD ALONE, YOU YOU
THROUGH THE SHOW ON YOUR BACK
AND YOU COME UP BY YOURSELF,
WITH NO HELP FOR ANYONE, AND THE
FACT THAT THE INTERVIEW WAS IN
NEW JERSEY.
I HAVE SOME QUESTIONS,
>> Greg: I FEEL LIKE PETER
BRADY BEING GANGED UP ON BY GREG
AND MARCIA BECAUSE I LIED ABOUT SOMETHING.
SOMETHING. IT WAS KIND OF FUN, AND GOOD FOR
IT WAS KIND OF FUN, AND GOOD FOR
YOU.
THAT WOULD BE THE FIRST TIME
YOU’D EVER SAID THAT.
>> Greg: I PREFER IT WHEN YOU
GUYS TALK BEHIND MY BACK.
NOT IN MY FACE.
>> WHEN I HAVE I EVER DONE THAT?
>> WE TALK ABOUT HIM ON THE