AND
AND CO.
AND CO. >>> ANY WAY YOU SLICE IT, A
HERSHEY BAR IS GOOD.
THAT'S WHAT I SAY.
TIME FOR THINGS TO CARE RABBIT
WITH THE ALWAYS
FABULOUS CARA KNEER.
>> YES.
>> YES.
>> YES. HAPPY THURSDAY.
HAPPY THURSDAY. FEES LIKE A FRIDAY
>> IT DOES.
>> THINK FOR COMING OUT LAST
NIGHT.
NIGHT.
NIGHT. >>
NIGHT. >> I HAD THE BEST TIME.
>> WASN'T IT FUN?
>> YES.
>> YES.
>> YES. IT WAS SO GOOD.
>> JIM HAS A HIGH-PITCHED
LAUGH.
LAUGH.
LAUGH. >>
LAUGH. >> SO FUNNY.
>> I CAN'T EVEN POSSIBLY
REPLICATE IT.
REPLICATE IT. YOU WERE RIGHT IN EAR SHOT.
>> I WAS ENJOYING IT.
I LOVE WHEN PEOPLE LAUGH.
.
.
. >>
. >> IT
. >> IT WAS GREAT.
I WAS SO HAPPY THAT HE WAS
LAUGHING.
LAUGHING.
LAUGHING. WE WERE ALL LAUGHING, BECAUSE
YOU DON'T WANT TO SIT
ACROSS FROM SOMEBODY THAT'S
LIKE -- BUT WE WERE
HAVING A GOOD TIME.
WE HAVE THE BEST VIEWERS.
THEY WERE VIEWERS THAT CAME
OUT.
OUT.
OUT. IT
OUT. IT WAS SO KIND OF YOU.
>> IT REALLY WAS.
>> TERESA, YES.
>> SO MANY PEOPLE.
>> KICK I CAN GOT BRAVES
TICKETS.
TICKETS.
TICKETS. >> YES.
>> YES.
>> YES. I
>> YES. I HAVE THEM IN MY PURSE.
>> AMANDA BOUGHT THE VIVACE.
>> THE VUVACE, YES.
>> I WAS SURPRISED WE WEREN'T
GETTING A LOT OF
TAKERS ON THAT.
>> IT'S WORTH IT.
>> YEAH.
>> YEAH.
>> YEAH. >> SURE IS
>> SUCH A GREAT NIGHT.
I'M HAPPY IT ALL WENT
WONDERFULLY.
WONDERFULLY. >>> AND WHAT ARE WE TALKING
ABOUT?
ABOUT?
ABOUT? >>
ABOUT? >> THIS IS A LITTLE OFF TOPIC
MAYBE, BUT NOT REALLY.
WE'VE BEEN DEALING IN LAUGHTER
ALL WEEK, SO WE
THOUGHT WE WOULD SHARE WITH
YOU.
YOU.
YOU. HAVE
YOU. HAVE YOU EVER DRIVEN BY A SIGN
AND SAID, "THAT'S
HILARIOUS," AND YOU DON'T
FORGET A SIGN.
IT COULD BE ON CHURCH,
BUSINESS.
BUSINESS.
BUSINESS. SOME REALLY CLEVER SOUNDS.
>> ANY THE CHURCH ON MY OLD
STREET, THEY ALWAYS HAVE
GREAT SLOGANS.
GREAT SLOGANS. >> YES.
>> YES.
>> YES. >> REALLY GOOD.
>> MAYBE IF YOU'RE IN THE
MARKET TO MAKE A SIGN OF
YOUR OWN, WE'RE BEGINNING GIVE
YOU SOME QUICK TIPS
HOW TO DO THAT EFFECTIVELY, AND
WE'LL SHOW YOU MAY
LAIR USE ONES LET'S GET THROUGH
THE TIPS QUICKLY.
THE FIRST ONE IS BE SHORT AND
TO THE POUND.
DON'T GO ON AND ON.
PEOPLE ARE GOING TO BE DRIVING
BY IT.
BY IT.
BY IT. YOU NEED TO BE ABLE TO REMEMBER
IT AND SEE IT
QUICKLY.
QUICKLY.
QUICKLY. >> RIGHT.
>> RIGHT.
>> RIGHT. >> .
>> .
>> . >>
>> . >> MAKE SURE THE FONTS ARE EASY
TO USE.
TO USE.
TO USE. WHY ARE FONTS SUCH A THING?
USE A NORMAL FONT, PEOPLE
>> BUT IT IS KIND OF FUN TO SEE
SOMETHING 700
SOMETHING 700 DIFFERENT WAYS.
DIFFERENT WAYS. IT IS.
IT IS.
IT IS. >>
IT IS. >> DID YOU EVER WING DING
SOMETHING AND GIVE IT TO
YOUR BOYFRIEND AND BE LIKE
TRANSLATE THIS?
TRANSLATE THIS? >> YES.
>> YES.
>> YES. WING DING.
WING DING. I FORGOT ABOUT THAT.
>> BUT DON'T WING DING YOUR
SIGN.
SIGN.
SIGN. >>
SIGN. >> DON'T WING DING YOUR SIGN.
>>> ALSO USE THE WORDS "YOU OR
YOURS" BECAUSE THAT
WILL GRAB PEOPLE'S ATTENTION.
THE NEXT ONE IS LESS IS MORE.
DON'T GET TOO WORDY, LIKE WE
JUST SAID.
JUST SAID. IT IS YOUR SIGN.
MAYBE SHOW IT TO YOUR MOM OR A
FRIEND OR TRUSTED
COMPANION.
COMPANION. >> GOOD.
>> GOOD.
>> GOOD. >> AND THEN THE LAST ONE, WHICH
YOU WILL SEE IN JUST
A MINUTE IS THESE PEOPLE HAD
FUN WITH THEIR SOUNDS,
AND THAT'S THE MOST IMPORTANT.
THAT'S WHAT WE WANT TO DO.
>> LET'S SEE IT.
>> THESE WERE ALL OVER THE
UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.
SOME OF THEM WERE IN DIFFERENT
COUNTRIES.
COUNTRIES. THIS ONE IS HILARIOUS.
THIS TIRE STORE WANTED TO
COMPETE WITH STARBUCKS, SO
INSTEAD OF RELEASING A PUMP
SKIN SPICED LATTY,
THAT'S FUNNY.
THAT'S FUNNY. : THIS IS REALLY FUNNY.
TEXT AND DRIVE LAWS.
I GOT A TICKET FOR IT.
DON'T TEXT AND DRIVE.
TEXTING AND DRIVE, OH, CELL,
NO.
NO.
NO. THIS
NO. THIS IS FUNNY.
THIS IS IN QUEENSLAND, AND THEY
HAVE A LONG STRETCH
OF HIGHWAY THERE, SO THEY PUT
TRIVIA ALL ALONG THE
HIGHWAY.
HIGHWAY.
HIGHWAY. SO YOU STAY AWAKE, AND THEY
GIVE YOU THE ANSWERS
EVERY MILE.
EVERY MILE. QUESTION, ANSWER.
QUESTION, ANSWER. SO YOU DON'T FALL ASLEEP.
ISN'T THAT GOOD?
>> I LOVE THAT.
>> PRODUCER MICHELLE LOADED
ABOUT A HUNDRED SIGNS IN
THERE.
THERE.
THERE. IF
THERE. IF YOU WANT TO SEE THEM, MAYBE
THEY'RE ON OUR
FACEBOOK PAGE.
FACEBOOK PAGE. >> TRENT STARTED THE SHOW WITH
THEM.
THEM.
THEM. >>>
THEM. >>> YOU STILL HAVE TIME FOR
MORE.
MORE.
MORE. >>
MORE. >> WE HAVE TIME FOR MORE?
>> YEAH.
>> YEAH.
>> YEAH. >> OKAY.
>> OKAY.
>> OKAY. LET'S SHOW MORE SIGNS THEN.
>>> OKAY.
>>> OKAY.
>>> OKAY. SO THIS IS FUNNY.
YOU KNOW THOSE PEOPLE THAT GET
IN LEFT LANE THAT
JUST CAMP OUT THERE.
CAMPING IS FOR THE MOUNTAINS,
NOT THE LEFT LANE.
COME ON PEOPLE, MOVE IT OVER.
THIS IS SOMETHING A FATHER GAVE
TO HIS SON.
THEY DIDN'T DO IN THE WHEN
MAKING THAT SIGN.
>> RIGHT.
>> RIGHT.
>> RIGHT. >>> MEN'S WAREHOUSE.
THAT'S GOOD.
THAT'S GOOD. THAT'S FUNNY.
THAT'S FUNNY. THEY DID THAT ON PURPOSE.
>>> SOMEBODY SAID I LOVE THIS
SIGN.
SIGN.
SIGN. IT
SIGN. IT ACROSS LIKE WHEN YOU FALL,
YOU ALSO HAVE JAZZ
HAND.
HAND.
HAND. THAT'S A VERY HAPPY FALL
PERSON.
PERSON.
PERSON. >> IT'S SO TRUE.
>> THIS IS GOOD.
THIS IS A GREAT DIET TIP.
YOU WILL ALWAYS BE SATIATED IF
YOU EAT A BURGER.
GREAT WAY TO SATISFY YOUR
APPETITE.
APPETITE.
APPETITE. >> NOW, THAT'S WHAT I BELIEVE.
>> IT'S TRUE.
>>> THIS ONE'S GOOD.
WHY ARE YOU LITTERING?
YOUR MOM STILL CLEANS UP AFTER
YOU.
YOU.
YOU. >>
YOU. >> I
YOU. >> I LOVE THAT.
>> THEY'RE ALONG YOU ON THAT
SIGN.
SIGN.
SIGN. >>>
SIGN. >>> THIS ONE IS SPECIAL TO ME.
IF YOUR THIGHS TOUCH, YOU'RE
ONE STEP CLOSER TO
BEING A MERMAID, WHO'S THE REEL
WINNER?
WINNER?
WINNER? >> YES.
>> YES.
>> YES. >> AMEN.
>> AMEN.
>> AMEN. >> THESE ARE SO GOOD.
>> YES.
>> YES.
>> YES. >>> WHOEVER STORES AC UNITS,
KEEP ONE.
KEEP ONE.
KEEP ONE. IT IS HOT WHERE YOU'RE GOING.
>>> THIS IS AN ODE TO THE LION
KING.
KING.
KING. A
KING. A PIZZA PLACE.
>> THAT WAS REALLY GOOD, CARA.
>> I JUST LIKED THAT MEMBER IN
THE KITCHEN WAS LIKE,
"LET'S HAVE SOME FUN AND PUT IN
THE OUT THERE."
YOU KNOW EVERYBODY WHO WENT BY
THAT WAS LIKE -- YOU
JUST START HUMMING THE MUSIC.
>> THOSE ARE GREAT.
>> IT'S BEEN A GOOD WEEK.
>> IT HAS BEEN.
>>> LOOK AT THAT BABY POPPING
OUT.
OUT.
OUT. IT
OUT. IT LATERALLY JUST HAPPENED
OVERNIGHT.
OVERNIGHT. >> WELL I DIDN'T REALIZE I
WALKED INTO WORK
YESTERDAY, AND YOU WERE LIKE,
"WHAT IS GOING ON?"
>> ALL THE SUDDEN, I WAS LIKE,
"HEY, WHOA.
"HEY, WHOA. TAKE IT EASY."
AND TOMORROW, MAKE SURE YOU
TUNE IN.
TUNE IN.
TUNE IN. WE HAVE A FABULOUS FRIDAY AS
USUAL, BUT IT'S EXTRA
SPECIAL, BECAUSE WE ARE DOING A
GENDER REVEAL PARTY.
>> GENDER REVEAL.
>> YES.
>> YES.
>> YES. >> IS IT A BOY OR A GIRL?
EVERY SINGLE PERSON CARES IN
ATLANTA, IN YOUR HOME
TOWN OF INDIANA, IN YOUR OLD
HOMETOWN OF SALT LAKE
CITY.
CITY.
CITY. >>
CITY. >> OKAY.
>> OKAY.
>> OKAY. >> CHICAGO.
>> CHICAGO. >> I'VE BEEN AROUND.
>>> COMING UP -- OH, I LOVE
THEM.
THEM.
THEM. I'M
THEM. I'M SO HAPPY WE'RE CATCHING UP
WITH OUR FRIENDS FROM
DAILY BLAST LIVE.
THAT'S COMING UP IN A MOMENT.
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