>> James: WELCOME BACK, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, BOYS AND GIRLS,
THIS EVENING'S ROLL CALL WILL BE A CELEBRATION OF THE FILM CAREER
OF THE ONE, THE ONLY MR. TOM CRUISE.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) HOW ARE YOU DOING, TOM?
>> I'M GOOD.
>> James: ARE YOU READY?
>> NO, NO.
>> James: YOU'RE NOT READY TO DO THERE.
>> NO, I'M NOT READY, BUT I'LL DO IT, LET'S GO.
>> James: WELL, THEN, LET'S BEGIN.
>> LET'S GO.
(APPLAUSE) >> I FEEL THE NEED.
>> James: THE NEED.
>> THE NEED FOR SPEED.
>> James: ALL RIGHT, YOU'RE STILL UNDER A CAUTION, GO BACK
ON THE TRACK AND HIT THE PACE CAR.
>> HIT THE PACE CAR.
>> James: HIT THE PACE CAR.
>> WHAT FOR.
>> James: BECAUSE YOU HIT EVERY OTHER DAMN THING OUT
THERE.
I WANT YOU TO BE PERFECT.
10 MINUTES TO WOPNER.
>> James: DON'T WANT TO MISS WOPNER.
>> RAYMOND, RAYMOND, YOU ARE REAL ESTATE GOING TO MAKE IT.
>> James: 10 MINUTES TO WOPNER.
>> RAYMOND.
(LAUGHTER) CHEESIER CHEESIER.
>> SEE, THAT'S HOW YOU CAN ROLL, NO MORE FLIES FOR MY BOY.
PLAYA PLAYA PLAYA PLAYA.
>> RACHEL, RACHEL!
>> OKAY.
WE HAVE A WHITE MALE, LATE 30S, A SUSPECTED-- I BELIEVE HE'S GOT
A FAKE BRITISH ACCENT, THE FIS EKE OF A SNOWMAN AND LIKE ZERO
MUSCLES.
>> James: NOT ZERO MUSES EL, IT'S NOT ZERO MUSCLES.
I SEE WHAT YOU ARE DOING.
>> THIS IS MY CAREER, CARRY ON.
>> James: DO THE NEXT FILM.
♪ MISSION IMPOSSIBLE THEME SONG).
♪ ♪
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).
♪ >> James: IT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
IMPOSSIBLE.
♪ >> James: OKAY, I WANT TO MAKE
SURE YOU ARE READY.
>> LET'S DO THIS.
>> James: SHOW ME THE MONEY.
>> SHOW YOU THE MONEY.
>> James: NO, NO, NO, NOT SHOW YOU THE MONEY, SHOW ME THE
MONEY!
>> SHOW ME-- .
>> James: NO, SHOW.
>> SHOW.
>> James: ME, ME.
>> ME.
>> James: MONEY!
>> MONEY!
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) >> WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
>> JUST DOING THE SCENE FROM.
>> IF YOU ARE GOING TO DO T LET ME DO IT RIGHT.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) >> SHOW ME THE MONEY.
>> SHOW ME THE MONEY.
>> SHOW!
>> ME!
>> THE!
>> MONEY!
SHOW ME THE MONEY!
>> CONGRATULATIONS, YOU'RE STILL MY AGENT.
>> James: U.S.A.!
U.S.A.!
♪ HERE I GO AGAIN ON MY OWN.
♪ GOING DOWN THE ONLY ROAD I'VE EVER KNOWN.
♪ LIKE A I WAS BORN TO WALK ALONE.
♪ AND I MADE UP MY MIND.
♪ AND YOU WASTED NO MORE TIME.
♪ HERE I GO AGAIN.
♪.
>> YOU CAN PRETEND IT'S WINE.
>> MAY I HAVE THE PASSWORD FIDELIO.
>> ARE YOU ABSOLUTELY RIGHT, BRILLIANT.
FANTASTIC.
>> COLONEL JESSEP, DID YOU-- (LAUGHTER)
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) COLONEL JESSEP, DID ORDER THE
CODE RED?
>> YOU WANT ANSWERS.
>> I THINK I'M ENTITLED.
>> YOU WANT ANSWERS.
>> I WANT THE TRUTH!
>> YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH.
>> DID YOU ORDER THE CODE RED?
>> YOU [BLEEP] I DID.
♪ SHAKE IT TO THE LEFT, SHAIBLG IT TO THE RIGHT.
♪ YOU DO THE WITH ALL OF YOUR MIGHT.
♪ YEAH.
♪ WHOOO.
♪ HIPPY HIPPY SHAKE.
♪.
>> DO YOU BELIEVE A MAN CAN CHANGE HIS DESTINY.
>> I BELIEVE I MAN DOES WHAT HE CAN.
AND HIS DESTINY IS REVEALED.
♪.
>> LIVIN' THE DREAM, BABY, LIVIN' THE DREAM.
>> NOW REMEMBER, YOU WANTED THIS.
>> YOU'RE GOING TO BE OKAY.
>> James: YOU KNOW WHAT, TOM, THIS WAS SO GREAT, I REALLY
THINK YOU SHOULD MAKE A SEQUEL.
>> IT'S FUNNY YOU SHOULD MENTION THAT, JAMES.
BECAUSE WE DID DO A SEQUEL AND IT'S CALLED JACK REACHER NEVER
GO BACK AND IT OPENS IN THEATERS EVERYWHERE THIS FRIDAY, OCTOBER
21S.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) >> I'M NOT A SOLDIER.
OKAY.
LOOK.
I'M NOT A SOLDIER.
I-- .
>> COME ON, REALLY, I'M NOT A SHOULDER-- SOLDER, PLEASE,
DON'T-- STOP.
SHOULD STICK THOSE OLD RECORDS OFF THE SHELF.
♪ I CAN'T LISTEN THEM BY MYSELF.
♪ TODAY'S MUSIC AIN'T GOT THE SAME SOUL.
♪ I LIKE THAT OLD TIME ROCK 'N' ROLL.
♪ LOOK THAT OLD TIME ROCK 'N' ROLL.
♪ THE KIND OF MUSIC JUST SOOTHS THE SOUL.
♪ I REMINISCE ABOUT THE DAYS OF OLD.
♪ AND THAT OLD TIME ROCK 'N' ROLL.
>> James: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MR. TOM CRUISE!
JACK REACHER, THIS FRIDAY, IN THEATERS AND IMAX.
GO SEE IT.
AND COME ON BACK.
EVERYBODY.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) TOM CRUISE!
♪ ROCK 'N' ROLL.
♪ THE KIND OF MUSIC SOOTHS THE SOUL.
♪ I REMINISCE ABOUT THE DAYS OF OLD.
♪ AND THAT OLD TIME ROCK 'N' ROLL.
♪