Hey guys!
So, do you notice anything different?
Yeah?
No?
Do you want a hint?
*cool Phil music*
I got a haircut!
Also glasses!
I've actually had glasses for ages,
I just wear contact lenses most of the time
'cause I just really didn't feel confident in these ones.
I don't know why!
I think it's cause I sat on them when I first got them
so they've always been really bent.
I mean, look at that.
I've scratched them loads,
I've left them on planes,
*casually drops them on the floor*
I've dropped them in my coffee
I just thought it was time to get some glasses
that I actually like.
I actually got a pair free as well,
so these are my regular everyday glasses
and then I've got these ones
for Party Phil
/ serious business,
so if you ever see me wearing these
you know not to mess with me.
Anyway, getting new glasses means
you've got to go to the optician's,
also known as the optometrist or the eye doctor
and lesser known regions,
Sydney the Eye Witch.
And the optician's is one of my
least favorite places to go in the world
for a number of reasons.
*intimidating music*
Let's start things off
with that thing they put on your face,
that is a machine of nightmares.
*music*
Why would they make it look like that?!
It looks like something from a
steampunk hell dimension!
I swear I had nightmares about that as a child.
I just imagined the optician pressing the wrong button
and it commencing EYE REMOVAL.
*Phil screaming as intimidating music plays*
Also I'm sure there's some hilarious
opticians out there,
but mine never seems to have a sense of humor.
*weirdly quiet and creepy voice* Hello.
I always talk like this.
So I'm just sat there staring intensely into their eyes,
and I figure why not lighten the mood
with a few fun eye-related questions?
So has anyone's eye just popped out
as you examined them?
*optician voice* No.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
NO EYE-DEER!
Ha!
*optician voice* Could you, uh,
be quiet for a moment?
Do you want a fizzy cola bottle?
Then come the EYE CHARTS.
*intimidating music*
They make you look at this really weird
red and green grid thing,
and there's 2 black spots on either side
and they ask you which one is clearer,
the red or the green.
And I never have any idea which one's clearer!
I don't know why, maybe my eyes are broken
but I just have to make it up in the end.
It usually goes like this.
*optician voice* Is it clearer on the red or the green?
Uhhh, red, definitely red.
No wait, show me again?
*optician voice* Red, or the green?
Green.
Green. Red.
I don't know!
Red?
Is it green?
*optician voice* Red
or green?!
RED!
GREEN!
*optician voice* RED OR GREEN!
I DON'T KNOW! I DON'T KNOW!
*optician voice* We'll just say red.
Similar to this, if eye control was an Olympic sport,
I would fail
the Olympics.
*laugh of what the heck*
Wot?
Uhm, yeah,
I can't control my eyes,
so when they're asking me to move them
in different directions,
I just have no idea what I'm doing.
*optician voice* Look up.
Up.
But finally, the worst
of the worst things.
You're sat in the chair,
you're relaxed,
clear vision is on the horizon -
when all of a sudden the optician says -
*optician voice* Now relax
as I INVERT YOUR EYELIDS!
Wot?
What? Why?
Why is that a thing?!
I'm just sat there minding my own business
and all of a sudden I'm having my eyelid inverted
with a cotton bud!
*slow motion BLOOAHHH*
I don't even think I could do that to myself if I tried.
Ow.
Nope.
I dread to think what I actually look like
during the eyelid inversion.
Didn't even get a lollipop at the end,
when did they stop giving people lollipops?
Everyone should get a lollipop.
Also these ones keep sliding down my face,
so I'm probably gonna have to go back
and get that fixed
and she'll be waiting for me with some kind of
EYE CHAINSAW.
*whispering* Wouldn't be surprised.
So that was my optician experience
*YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!*
I think I left that room a different man
to when I walked in.
Leave your comments below.
Have you had any experiences
like that at the eye doctor?
Any creepy machines I should know about
they haven't used on me yet?
Let me know!
Also
guys
functional adult point level up
*Mario coin*
I put a new mirror up in the lounge
without killing anybody!
Have a look!
It looks really cool!
It's all red and pixelly!
There I am waving to you
in the future
'cause I haven't filmed that yet.
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Okay, I'm gonna go -
eat some eyes
was what came into my mind.
I don't know what I'm gonna do.
Bye guys!
Anyway, to get new glasses you've got to go to the
o- op-
opt- lalalalalalala!
Anyway, to get new glasses, you've got to go the om-
ti-
What am I s- what's he called?
The onthologist?
The ornithologist?
The optom-
The o-
The optician!