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Martina's been dreading this WTF for so long because she can't hula hoop
[S] and I can and I'm so excited! [M] You ruined my secret shape!
You can't hula hoop!
[M] Hey, I haven't hula hooped for the past like three or four years so maybe I... [S] You haven't hula hooped for the past few decades because--
[M] Maybe I can hula hoop! [S] You can't hula hoop.
I used this in Bucheon. So when I was still teaching the school had these horrible awful hula hoops like this.
This isn't a regular hula hoop. It's a lot heavier than most hula-hoops for starters.
It's a punishment hoop!
And this is supposed to be a diet hula-hoop but it has these rollers that looks
like rollerblade wheels that they have here that add onto it?
Supposedly, it's supposed to help burn fat by--
I've asked people, and here are the various theories:
Theory number one!
Massaging the fat so it kinda like breaks down exactly like--
Look at me I'm not fat anymore!
Number two:
Just simply because of the movement,
[S] It's more challenging. [M] Like it's harder to move in so you have to like move more.
So--and number three:
It hurts so much that you throw up!
You vomit all your food away and then "Oh my God, you're so thin!"
It's like really painful. But I've seen ajummas be at the gym and like go like this and the like next and like arms--
Martina, why don't you demonstrate how this is used? I would love to see...
[M] Do I have like a... [S] Nope.
This hurts already!
C'mon, hula hoop! hula hoop!
No--okay, let's back up the camera so you can see me hula hooping in my full shameful glory.
[M] Okay, what's the theory behind this? [S] Hula hoop! Hula hoop!
Well you gotta have rhythm--
There's no rhythm I just don't even like throw in first and then I like move into it...
Go white girl! Go white girl! Go!
Wow...
[M] Okay, I got this. [S] Okay, go.
[S] Okay you can get this. You ready? [M] Got it. Look at it go!
No, no! Do it right!
I'm seriously trying! I'm not exaggerating that I can't hula hoop!
'Kay, come on!
I'm ready to shine! I used to be so great on hula-hoop when I was younger
I'd just be like move at the knees and whatnot. Now I'm just gonna like
I haven't hula hooped for a long time so
I might need to... try to get my bearings back.
'Kay. You're so big I had to pull this back 'cause it was such a--
[S] I have a nickel. [M] Oh God.
Ladies, this is how it's done.
[M] Why? [S] Who made this?! Seriously, do people do this? That hurt a lot!
[S] SooZee, you think you cannot hula hoop me? [SZ] Pussies.
What did you call me?! You get it here; see how long you can do this SooZee!
It's like bigger than SooZee's body!
Okay...
3, 2, 1, Go!
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7--
Oh my God, are we gonna have to stop SooZee?
8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37--
24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29
38, 39, 40
30, 31, 32, 33, 34
41, 42, 43
44, 45, 46
50, 51
51!
46!
I think this is easier for SooZee 'cause she has a fat pad laying around her--well I got nothing but abs!
[M] Simon-- [S] Why would somebody make this?
And SooZee looked comfortable doing it. She didn't danced--SooZee was like "I can do it..."
[S] 6, 7, 8 [M] Oh my God, are we gonna have to stop SooZee?
That's it for this week's Wonderful Treasure Find.
What's the prize?
However, if you would like to pickup a diet hula hoop for your friends and your family so you can torture them, all while losing fat, you can click on the link right here; pick this up on G-Market.
Um, one thing you didn't mention that I think is ridiculous is it comes apart!
I have come apart! That's what I've done. My body...
Where do you go?
[M] So you can bring it with you! [S] That was terrible!
Like we can make Leigh suffer the hula hoop.
Leigh, you're next.