♪ (chill rock music) ♪
A: So by the end of the month, I'll be running the whole department!
G: That is incredible!
You have to let me
come see your new office
when I get back from Tokyo.
A: That would be great! G: So good to see you!
A: You too! Where are you parked? I'll walk you.
G: Oh my god, I was about to say
I should walk you!
(both laughing)
A: Seriously! Where's your car?
G: Oh. No. Forreal.
I'll walk you, it's not a big deal.
Look, I have my keys already.
A: Oh that's so cute!
Look at what my mom sent me.
G: Aww! A: Pepper spray!
G: Oh my god! That's so nice of her!
Mine ran out downtown.
But y'know what, seriously.
I'm running a 6 minute mile now,
so I'll walk you to your car and then
I'll just sprint back to mine.
A: Oh, but that seems risky
cause you're so
approachable-looking.
Maybe we should BOTH
run to your car and then
I'll high kick back to my car
cause I'm learning Krav Maga!
G: Mm. I just don't think hand-to-hand combat
will be any use against a gun.
A: You know what! I thought about that!
And that's why I also carry! (pause)
this hammer!
G: Mm. Can't someone just take that
away from you and use it against you?
A: That's a good point.
I probably shouldn't carry it every day,
it's giving me back pain.
G: You know what,
let's strategize.
A: Ooh!
A: Okay. What if we ran to your car,
and then I doubled back to my car,
zig-zagging in between lanes
so that a predator couldn't catch me!
G: Well, here's my idea.
I walk you to your car.
And then I walk back to my car
really fast holding my phone to my ear
as if to say
"someone would notice if I disappeared!"
A: Yeah but, rapists won't care about that,
only kidnappers.
G: You're right.
G: Should we call an uber?
A: Are you kidding?
Those drivers will kill you.
♪ (chill rock music) ♪
A: I guess we die here.
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