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there that music to be kind of vibin
though ladies my name is jacksepticeye
and welcome back to the biggest of brain
games in the game that you've seen way
too much of on tick-tock and ads all
over the place it's brain out of course
we're gonna try our best to contain the
brain I have my hood on this time
because my brain was escaping too much
and that's why I couldn't focus okay
what are we doing where are we I don't
want your [ __ ] okay okay what three
numbers add up to 12 I left off on this
one because I couldn't figure it out and
now I realize that I still don't know
the answer oh you cheeky oh my god you
get clicked more than once on each
number that six and six is 1200 the
brain gods have smiled upon me no they
haven't because they're showing me add
put everything into the box wait are you
trying to trick me okay
wait do I actually okay I did it I
thought I had to put the word everything
into the box I'm just saying my brain do
be kinda okay whack-a-mole
wait like the [ __ ] mallet welcome wait
maybe we have to predict which hole he's
gonna come out of is there a pattern to
you
no can i doing work mole with hammer
like hammer with mole should be called
waka hammer then dumbass rescue
how do we rescue giraffe can I just open
the gate give me the answer that I need
obviously it's not as easy cuz that's
way too easy okay what can i
double-click can I drag things into
things can I drag that over that can i
you know what maybe you don't want to
rescue a giraffe okay don't look like a
can i zoom I feel like a [ __ ] Zoomer
right now what do we do giraffe what
secret magical powers you have can I
just move the gate off of you what are
the other features that the game allowed
for that I couldn't figure out I can
DoubleTap I can zoom zoom in the lock no
I can I could tilt my phone okay that
didn't do anything oh wait do I have to
have tilt on oh wait this key hey all
right I need to keep that one here in
the mind need to keep it at the brain
could you solve this question one plus
two plus three plus one plus one plus
two plus three plus one plus two plus
three plus one wait am i adding all of
them cuz you don't have a plus after
these ones I'm just saying
1 plus 2 is 3 3 plus 3 is 6 6 plus 1 is
7 but that's not gonna be the answer
wait okay they're trying to trick me I
think 1 plus 2 is it 39
Oh what of it
what are the gamers what do you want for
me more answers okay I give them to you
because I have the baby I've got my
brain on right this time that was the
problem last time I said hats equal
intelligence turns out I was gonna put
on my glasses but I don't have them here
I was gonna make jokes I don't got any
jokes for you here today all I got is
[ __ ] solid let's place find out the
object ah so I just have to find them in
the thing okay there's the star right
let's work top left that pizza slice is
it a pizza slice actually yes it's in
your neck candle is somewhere oh [ __ ]
these are like majorly hidden now aren't
they can I just like there's the heart
there's that thing technically can't I
just tap everywhere oh my god that was
the piece of a tree Jesus if the fish is
here that's on her pants
this envelope Locker thing is on his
sleeve okay not so bad oh my god the
candy was in the middle of the ice cream
that's [ __ ] bro let's just messed up
just click everywhere oh it's an issue
right where is this tree one you got it
staring me right in the face isn't it
yes Install Now what SAP I'm trying to
put [ __ ] malware of my phone
Oh God Zozo overslept wake her up
Zozo is this the baby that I put to
sleep earlier in the game another a
fully grown adult beat the mother head
of the hammer and I'm o'clock shake the
alarm clock no the fly the dog your face
the door oh the door opens and your
sister Bob came in she was wisely
disproportionate if one equals five two
equals 15 3 equals 2 1 5 4 equals 3 2 1
5 and 5 equals I don't get why that was
the answer I just clicked all the
numbers cuz you don't get any failed
attempts so why wouldn't they wait what
do I do it what Oh
which cup will get filled first this one
just click on all the cops none of them
apparently secret cup number four okay
can't zoom cat can i DoubleTap no can I
tilt tilt all the water out of them
there that's how we do it you just tilt
all the water just empty it oh wait
there we go
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no this one oh wait
at the drag number one out and then just
take number four perfect congratulations
thank you game I'm very smart a lot of
you probably don't know this about me I
kind of hide my intelligence a lot in my
videos
not anymore baby move one matchstick to
make the biggest number wait what 965 I
got that first try use me I was
literally about to saying when it comes
to these matchsticks things I've seen
them as a kid and I completely forget
how they work
oh that makes me feel good I told you
intelligence off-the-charts drink my
brain juice there was nothing less than
that I have no brain juice left I have
no brain cells find something you cannot
eat I can eat anything if I'm brave
enough
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oh I can move things oh I can't eat the
nest yes I can see you need to change
what society standards for food are I
could eat this table I could eat you if
I really wanted to I'm not going because
I go to jail for murder and cannibalism
but my brain was gonna make a joke about
cannibalism being legal and then I
couldn't figure out what the joke was
gonna be so my brain just bailed on it
and left me in the dark
my brain was basically me after football
practice and both my parents forgot to
pick me up help Tom to get her notice
why is the proportions of everything so
bizarre but Tom in the car for the money
on top for Tom in the building for the
diamond on top put the diamond in her
bank put the money in her bank get it Oh
Oh
if I click them nothing happens okay you
know what you need to do you need to put
the diamond of the money on her and then
this is a bank and then they'll arrest
her and then you drive off in the
getaway car it's a had to be a good
reason that she notices you they've a
tilted tells it known as Tom get Tom
fallen top phone top fur she has to know
she's dead trip over her trivago oh the
purse moves I told you I knew there had
to be something good to do with stealing
here
there's too many valuable valuable
objects congratulations but it's not a
good way to get your crushes notice find
the aliens
okay wait wait wait there's legs and
this you see the feet in that right
there there we go beam him up he was
hiding behind the [ __ ] rocks I can
smell it an alien a mile away I'm
somewhat of a genius correct the
direction that was off good that was a
little easy though how many french fries
below Oh God to have to count each one
on two three four five six seven eight
nine ten in each 10 20 30 40 50 60 there
is no way that I have to go all the way
to 60 this would be stupid
it's not gonna be 60 69 dude oh yeah we
did it
sex number yes oh my god there was
enough there's more are there's more
there's more are you hiding more behind
you now 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 don't make
me go all the way to 100 don't make me
go all the way to 100 are you [ __ ]
serious that's that not right it's not
how many french fries are in each one
it's how many packs of french fries
there are I play McDonald's for this I'm
gonna sue for independent there is
[ __ ] song immediately eyes like a
hawk nose like a badger
damn I can't send this mess laser that
exclamation weirder something's going on
here I don't I don't like this I could
just rub out the bait oh nice
I was trying to move [ __ ] but whatever
I'll take the win click the orange
rectangle three times then the green
rectangle five times this looks like an
Irish flag in a way it does yeah it's
like look Ireland Ireland together
standing tall I take the orange
rectangle three times oh it changed
dirty bastard it's a tricky one oh it's
your easy fight Ricky oh my [ __ ] are
these games take him home or run away
Jesus Christ I should play some of these
games the horrible mobile ad games
wait it's now a brain out is this [ __ ]
was everywhere can I rub the lamp Hey
look how cute he is right travel around
the world there's a cabin by the lake
master several languages how to make
your dream come true
I don't know what my dream is there's a
cabin by the lake travel all of them oh
[ __ ] me then let's
knowledge is power I don't think that I
should be allowed past this game if I
just click randomly on it that's not
very big smart of me which shape has the
most sites I feel like this is a trick
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apparently the circle I'm sure there's
some reasoning wait does the circle of
zero or infinite sites it's a question
oh my god oh there's something always
about that where it's like oh well it
can't be that one cuz that's the
obviously not the right one and then
you're like oh of course it's the right
one because the [ __ ] hell fill in the
question mark 2 3 4 15 12 what hi wait
if you go left down it's 2 3 4 5 6 10
you have three four five six seven four
five six seven eight so I need a
calculator I don't want to [ __ ] do
math so it's gonna by sevens each time
so 66 plus 28 94
no thought I had it oh it's not gonna
bite
seven it's gonna pay for what am I
talking about plus 2566 verse 25 is 191
no not 9 yeah
Oh math is not my strong suit you must
be really good at math oh please say
that again please you see that everybody
you must be really good at math of
course you see whoever shown you the
phone you can see the [ __ ] screen I'm
just gonna I'm gonna take this and we're
gonna frame it and I'm gonna keep it up
there where I can see it at all times
please find the photo what what ah I had
to hold the box and then turn it to get
the photo out of it okay wake up little
piggy why God grab brush should put a
little makeup there sniff the butterfly
sift the butterfly mr. piggy
wait rub out his ease he just needs ease
ok can I turn him wake up shut the
butterfly up his arse let him [ __ ]
away come up and wait it wake me up the
block his nose I stopped him from being
able to breathe that didn't wake of all
but just kill them help them get on a
blind date successfully can I just cover
their eyes there now they can't see each
other get it
just keep topping on everything
that's my answer to it as I've tried to
figure it out I'm just tapping cuz
something normally works what they would
successfully went on a blind date cause
I turned the Corgi around and saw its
fat ass in the shape of a love heart Oh
baby what's up go back no this is not
family-friendly find the number eight oh
sweet Jesus uh God I would have a
cross-eyed looking at this how many of
you have found it already oh thank god I
can't see [ __ ] anymore I thought it
would stand out like the Panda did I got
the Panda immediately when it comes to
AIDS apparently I can't see them
anywhere wait unless it's like hidden
somewhere there's a secret to this I
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don't know what it is I'm just waiting
for my phone erotic in gobshite okay I
can't drag anything nothing here drags
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double-tapping doesn't fail it double
tap this don't help these double tap
that no zoom doesn't work tilting
obviously just some work I'm all out of
ideas maybe sort of those puzzles that I
have to hold far away and then I see the
number eight better hint give me a hit
I'll watch a video why not
haha joke's on you my eyes are closed
I'm not even watching it all right
what's my hint oh my god that actually
was an eight in the middle of it
[ __ ] I thought I'd tapped on the
entire screen I watched a video for that
that's not very big bright fine green is
this a this is a piss-take cuz I'm
colorblind
oh wait
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modern properties require modern
solutions find out the hexagon you
hiding the hexagon is this like the last
time I did this or somehow you managed
to make another shape out of on shape I
don't want to brain for this oh that's
the very first one with the rectangle
that's like wait that doesn't make a
rectangle sure makes a [ __ ] hexagon
though oh my virgin eyes what comes
after a BF c d d no G why
Oh a b c EF g got a crazy pin circle i
just have to not let them hit each other
yep just just spam them out baby what
number will our hand point to after 3
hours well number head
okay Oh it'll still be 12 what cuz I
thought it was gonna be okay you just
count three so I'd be it would be at 12
but then I was like oh wait no then what
number will Oh what number will our hand
wait what is it just stopped maybe you
can wait for three hours to get the
answer - haha cuz it's narrow it's not
moving it was just a static picture of a
clock you sort of a [ __ ]
okay well that's gonna do it for me on
this episode of add simulator I'm
tick-tock okay I'm brain out dough
filled be brain after that one
you'll feel super smart did you pass
them a lot of you have partly played
this game already haven't you according
to the comments everyone's played this
game put me but I'm glad to be here I'm
not to be in class thanks for accepting
me feels real good wait I can't I was
going to end the episode there we're on
level 67 I can't stop at 67 we were this
close we were on the verge of greatness
how many chicks are there okay this is
this is McDonald's all over again
okay one two three four five six six
chicks
apparently [ __ ] not what oh my god
there were hidden ones I just kept going
up the numbers guessing comfort my dog
oh the ego oh no it doesn't work can I
scratch his belly yeah don't forget to
accompany him I will not forget I will
accompany him as what I'm trying to say
there we go level 69 gamers we did it
yeah the best ending to any episode of
any YouTube video that has ever existed
is happening right now cuz we're on
level 69 that's it that's the whole
video
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thought I never would ever forget that
jacksepticeye is a game