- Hey there! Please take a chair.
This episode of The Juice is beyond compare!
- Ugh, enough already, dude!
- What's the matter, Pear?
- Yeah, what's the "mattaire" Pear?
- You know very well what the matter is, Orange!
Dude, you've been listing off things that rhyme
with my name all day long!
- Things that rhyme with Pear? I do declare!
- GRR!!!
- Relax, he'll run out of rhymes eventually.
Just tell us about today's episode.
- Yeah, please share. Hahaha!
- ARGHH!!!
- Okay, okay. So today, ExtremeKakarot wants to know
"if you could go anywhere on vacation, where would you go?"
- Whoa! You're saying we could go anywhere? Hahaha!
- Ugh.
- Seriously though, great question.
Hope you're thirsty fruit-lovers
'cause I want to know, what's another rhyme for "pear"?
Hahahaha!
- I'll kick things off by answering the vacation question.
Whoa! - Corey can't seem to keep
his derrière on that chair over there.
- Orange! - No, he's right. Whoa!
I keep flying off the couch
like some kind of butt-less wonder.
New butt arrives Tuesday. So I'm looking forward to then.
Whoa! - Just out of curiosity,
How is it being delivered? By ground or by air?
Hahaha!
- Oh my gosh, dude.
Well, I know where I go on vacation, Madagascar
because it's as far away from Orange as I can get.
- Madagascar? I didn't know we could pick movies.
- Yeah, believe it or not, it was a place
before it was a movie, Corey.
- Oh, sorry.
I lost the geography side of my brain in the accident.
- You know Pear, you could get further away
from Orange than Madagascar.
- Really? I'm pretty sure it's on the
other side of the world.
- Who said anything about staying on the world?
- Oh, that's true.
- Pear, you could go to the moon.
- [Marshmallow] Or Mars, yay!
- Totally!
- Pear, you should get a one-way ticket to Pluto!
- Okay. Easy.
Now it just feels like you don't want me around.
(cricket noises)
- Hello? Now would be an appropriate time for someone to say
"No, we want you around Pear," or something like that.
- If I could go anywhere on vacation,
I'd stay right here with my friends.
- Aww
- Seriously, though. Where would you actually go?
- Jamaica, obviously!
- Little Apple, where would you go?
- Um, I don't want to say it.
- Aw, why don't you want to tell us?
Is it someplace you're embarrassed of?
- Is it somewhere secret?
- Is it something that rhymes with pear, like Delaware?
Hahaha!
- Orange!
- No, it's nothing like that.
It's just.. Okay, well, I visited 49 state capitals
and I kind of want to take care of the 50th.
- So then, which one's left?
- Little Rock, Arkansas.
- Bwaahahaha!
- See! This is why I didn't want to say it.
- I'm sorry, I'm sorry
but that answer was straight up "hilair".
- "Hilair"? Don't you mean "hilarious"?
- No, it's a new slang word I whipped up out of thin air.
- Stop inventing slang terms that rhyme with my name.
- That's fair.
- Ahhh!
- Corey, where would you go?
- Well, mine is a bit weird, but you know that haystack
over on the other side of the airport?
- Yeah, why?
- There! That's where I'd go.
Whoa! Slipped out of my seat again, ha ha ha.
- So you'd go to a haystack next to the airport?
- I think Corey lost a half of his brain that makes sense.
- See, for me, it's not about the destination,
- it's the journey.
And for me, it's all about how I'd get there,
on my sweet hog, of course.
- No way! Are you saying you want to jump
over an airport on your motorcycle?
- Heck yeah, it's never been done.
- Wow! I was going to pick Waikiki as my vacation spot
because it sounds funny, but watching Corey jump
over the airport sounds way "bettair."
- That's not how the word better is pronounced.
- No, I like my way "bettair."
Hahaha!
- Argh!
- Hey! Can I change my answer too?
Watching Corey jump his motorcycle sounds
way more fun than Arkansas.
- Yay! Could we watch Corey jump over the airport right now?
- Wow. I wasn't expecting so much enthusiasm.
Well, I do just happened to have my motorcycle and gear
and ramp here, so..
- Do it! Do it! Do it!
- Okay. Ha ha, wow.
I guess this is happening.
Open the studio skylight!
- Corey, if you don't make it,
just know that you were like a half brother to me.
- Thanks, that means a lot.
Here we go!
Three, two, one, and...
Whoops! Fell off my seat again.
Man, I could really use that new butt right about now.
(motorcycle crashing)
- Um, guys!
- Well, fruit lovers, I was hoping to end today's episode
on a more triumphant note
but I guess there'll be no such fanfare.
- Argh!!
- That's okay Orange, it was a good episode anyways!
- Guys, I think a motorcycle is loose in the studio.
- Man, I was so ready for something exciting to happen.
That's such a bummer.
- A real "bummair", indeed!
- That's not how it's pronounced, and you know it!
Also, there's a motorcycle loose in the studio!
- Really, where?
- There!
- Ahhh!
(groovy music)