REMEMBER WE'RE NOT HERE TO JUDGE ANYBODY.
WE WANT TO HANDLE THIS WITH LOVE, RIGHT ?
YOU WANT TO TELL HIM HOW HIS DRUG ABUSE HAS HURT YOU,
AND HE HURT HIMSELF, OKAY ?
HAROLD, WHAT TIME DID YOU TELL HIM TO BE HERE ?
5:00, BUT HE'S ALWAYS LATE.
NO, HE'LL BE HERE... IN THREE, TWO, ONE...
IS THIS THE 5:00 FREE CRACK GIVEAWAY ?
♪ HE'S BEEN AWAY FOR A WHILE BUT HE'S BACK AROUND ♪
Y'ALL TELL ANYBODY, I'LL KILL YA !
I'LL KILL YA !
♪ THE KOOKIEST CRACKHEAD IN THE TOWN ♪
PEANUT BUTTER AND CRACK SANDWICH.
♪ HE KICKED HIS HABIT BACK IN THE JOINT ♪
♪ NOW HE'S BACK ON POINT ♪
LOOK OUT, CRACK, HERE I COME !
( crashing )
♪ HE'S FINALLY HOME HE'S TYRONE ♪♪
( narrator ) THIS WEEK, TYRONE GETS INVITED TO AN INTERVENTION.
OH, YA-- LOCK THE DOOR, GOOD IDEA.
HEY.
OKAY, TYRONE, DO YOU KNOW WHY YOU'RE HERE ?
MM-HMM, I'M HERE FOR SAME REASONS YOU IS, MAN,
I WANT SOME CRACK.
CRACK.
OKAY, TYRONE, WE ARE NOT GIVING CRACK AWAY TODAY.
NO, NO.
WHAT TIME IS IT ?
IT'S 5:00.
DID I MISS THE 5:00 FREE CRACK GIVEAWAY ?
TYRONE, TYRONE, THESE ARE YOUR FRIENDS HERE,
AND THEY HAVE SOMETHING THEY'D LIKE TO SAY TO YOU.
I'VE BEEN TRICKED !
OKAY, TYRONE, I'M WHAT IS KNOWN AS
OH !
YEAH, AND THESE PEOPLE WOULD LIKE TO TALK TO YOU
ABOUT YOUR DRUG USE.
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, MAN ?
I DON'T DO DRUGS.
WHAT Y'ALL TELL HIM, HUH ?
COME ON, BENEDICT ARNOLDS !
WHAT Y'ALL TELL HIM ?
RHONDA, WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO FIRST ?
THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
WHAT IS GOING ON IN HERE ?
DO WE GET CRACK AT THE END ?
TYRONE, YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU,
BUT I FEEL LIKE DRUGS IS HURTING YOU
AND THEY'RE HURTING ME.
TYRONE, I WAS VERY HURT THAT YOU CARJACKED ME THAT TIME.
WHAT YOU TALKING ABOUT, RHONDA ?
I WOULD NEVER CARJACK THAT UGLY-ASS CAR.
GET OUT THE CAR !
TYRONE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING ?
WHO'S TYRONE, HUH ?
I DON'T KNOW TYRONE !
NO, IT'S YOU WITH YOUR CRUSTY-ASS LIPS !
STOP PLAYIN', RHONDA, GET OUT THE CAR !
GET OUT THE CAR !
I DON'T KNOW ANY TYRONE !
LOOK, THE POLICE FOUND YOU THREE HOURS LATER
IN MY CAR, ASLEEP, HIGH ON CRACK.
THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE, RHONDA.
HOW CAN YOU SLEEP IF YOU'RE HIGH ON CRACK, HMM ?
IT'S A CHINESE RIDDLE FOR YOU.
OKAY, LET'S HAVE, UH, JENNY AND ROB.
I AIN'T DO THAT, RHONDA.
TYRONE, WE OPENED OUR HOME TO YOU.
YOU LET YOUR ADDICTION
LEAD YOU TO ABUSE OUR TRUST.
OH, JENNY, R-ROB, LOOK, Y'ALL,
IT'S ME YOU'RE TALKING TO,
I-- I WOULD NEVER HURT YOU.
OH, DON'T PLAY DUMB WITH US, TYRONE.
I REMEMBER THE WHOLE SPEECH.
I JUST NEED $200, I TAKE THESE REAL ESTATE CLASSES,
AND I'M BACK ON MY FEET, BABY.
I'M SERIOUS, ROB,
IT'S ME, BABY, IT'S TYRONE.
I'M CLEANING UP MY ACT.
TYRONE !
ROB, JENNY, Y'ALL AIN'T GONNA BE SORRY ABOUT THIS.
OH !
( Tyrone ) I STUDIED MY ASS OFF FOR THAT REAL ESTATE TEST.
AGH !
WE'RE OFF TO MY MOTHER'S.
WE'LL BE BACK SUNDAY EVENING.
THE NUMBER'S ON THE FRIDGE IF YOU NEED ANYTHING.
OKAY, BYE, JENNY, BYE, ROB.
I PASSED MY TEST AND WAS A CERTIFIED REAL ESTATE AGENT.
GOOD FOR YOU, TYRONE.
YEAH, DAMN RIGHT, GOOD FOR HIM.
( Rob ) HE SOLD OUR HOUSE AND KEPT THE MONEY.
$450,000 !
WHERE'S THE MONEY, TYRONE ?
HE SPENT IT ON A PARTY.
TOOK OUT AN AD FOR IT IN THE PAPER.
YOU DIDN'T GET YOUR INVITATION FOR THAT PARTY ?
OH, ROB, YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN IT,
WE HAD A PILE OF CRACK THIS HIGH.
I HAD A HEART ATTACK.
HEART ATTACK, YEAH.
I'LL GIVE YOU A HEART ATTACK !
ROB, ROB, ROB !
COME ON, COME ON...
I'M GETTING A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST YOU, ROB.
HAROLD, WHY DON'T YOU GO NEXT ?
ALL RIGHT.
TYRONE, I'M HERE BECAUSE I LOVE YOU.
WELL, IF YOU LOVE ME SO MUCH, HAROLD,
WHY'D YOU GET ME FIRED FROM THE POST OFFICE, HUH ?
DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE ON YOUR ROUTE
COMPLAINED OF RECEIVING OPEN MAIL ?
SEVEN ?
136, TYRONE.
AND THEN THERE WAS THE INCIDENT WITH THE POWDER.
( sniffing )
OH !
ATTENTION, EVERYBODY,
BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR ANY ENVELOPES MARKED
"SENATOR TOM DASCHLE" OR "TOM BROKAW".
IT MIGHT CONTAIN ANTHRAX.
FOR YOUR INFORMATION, THAT'S A LITTLE WHITE POWDER.
HAROLD, IS ANTHRAX BAD ?
YES, TYRONE.
AND IF IT FELL INTO THE WRONG HANDS
IT COULD BE BIG TROUBLE.
I GOT THAT ANTHRAX AND IT'S THE BOMB, BABY.
60 BUCKS !
IF THAT MAN HADN'T TURNED YOU IN,
IT WOULD'VE BEEN A DISASTER.
Y'ALL ACT LIKE CRACK IS SO BAD !
WELL, LIKE THE GOOD BOOK SAYS:
LET HE WHO IS WITHOUT SIN, THROWETH THE FIRST ROCK
AND I SHALT SMOKETH IT.
BASICALLY, TYRONE,
WE WOULD LIKE YOU TO CHECK INTO REHABILITATION IMMEDIATELY.
AW !
ALL RIGHT, OKAY, FINE, FINE.
YOU KNOW WHAT ?
I NEED TO GET BETTER, Y'ALL ARE RIGHT.
BUT FIRST STEP IS FIRST, I NEED TO GO TO THE BATHROOM,
AND THEN I'M ON MY WAY TO RECOVERY, RHONDA.
I GOT THE KEY.
AND THAT WASN'T ME, RHONDA !
GO TO THE BATHROOM !
OKAY, THANK-- I'VE GOT IT FROM HERE, THANK YOU.
I'LL BE RIGHT OUT.
OH !
OH, WHY DIDN'T THEY SAY THERE AIN'T NO WINDOWS IN HERE ?
OH !
HERE GOES NOTHIN' !
( flushing )
DRUGS HAVE RUINED MY LIFE !
♪ HE'S FINALLY HOME HE'S TYRONE ♪♪