Believe it or not, I have a lot of free time on my hands
right now.
So I've made a few jifs or gifs--
I don't know what to call it.
Jif, jif.
I know, but people say it's gif, but then they say it's jif.
It's jif, just go.
What is it, tWitch?
tWitch, is it gif or jif?
Gifs, gifs.
Gifs?
Gifs.
What are you drinking, tWitch?
What are you drinking?
A little white wine.
You know what I mean?
A little Sauvignon.
That's what I should have right now.
Yeah, a little Sauvignon.
What we got going on?
I made some gifs that I thought we could relate to.
Here's the first one--
me returning from the grocery store.
[LAUGHTER]
Here's another one.
Parents trying to homeschool their kids.
That is factual.
Yep.
Here's one more.
What I'm really doing when I tell my boss
I'm working from home.
I told you I have a lot of free time.
And like I said, people are finding different ways
to pass the time.
Some people are getting very creative,
especially if they've been watching Tiger King
and they're done with it.
Here's someone who learned how to levitate.
People on TikTok go viral for literally the dumbest
reasons possible.
Like, watch this.
That was just 1,000 view.
There you go.
Here's someone who found a new way to load his Xbox.
Come on.
Yo, that's crazy.
Crazy.
Here's someone else who pulled off a cool trick shot.
(SINGING) I'll be praying for the faithless.
And if you lose, boo-hoo.
Hey look ma, I made it.
Isn't that crazy?
What-- like, what if--
Finally, here's somebody found fun a way
to get around their kitchen.
[MUSIC]
(SINGING) Listen, baby.
Ain't no mountain high.
Ain't no valley low.
Ain't no river wide enough, baby.
If you need to call me, no matter where you are.
No matter how far.
Don't worry baby.
Just call my name.
I'll be there in a hurry.
You don't have to worry. 'Cause baby,
there ain't no mountain high enough.
Ain't no valley low enough.
Ain't no river wide enough.
To keep me from getting to you, babe.
She's ready for "American Ninja Warrior."
That's amazing.
tWitch, you can do that.
You know what, I'm going to, I'm going to try that.
That was inspiring.
That was--
Yeah.
That was great.
Yeah.
I would like to see it.
Next time I check in with you, maybe you can be doing that.
OK, cool.
I'm fixin' to try that.
It looks easy enough.
I'm gonna call her, though.
I'm gonna FaceTime her or call her,
and I'm gonna to try to zoom her or something
and we'll have her on the show.
Awesome.
We can't do that.
We're not set up for that.
Andy, why don't you just keep cleaning--
[LAUGHS] What did Allison hand you?
What did she-- what, what kind of little thing
did she put in your hands?
Well, a couple of ice cubes for the--
This is like my--
this is my version of the Diane Keaton.
Yes.
And where's-- where are the kids?
Where's Maddox, where's Allison right now?
Allison is actually in, just in the room back here.
I think she's actually making a TikTok as we speak.
The kids are sleeping.
Yeah.
I can't wait to see the TikTok.
OK.
My family's good too, thanks.
Andy says his family is good, too.
All right.
All right, I want to see what creative things y'all are doing
at home.
Post them on ellentube with the #EllenLookWhatICanDo.
I don't know what's going to happen next, but I'll be here,
tWitch will be there, Andy's gonna be out there.
And then we'll be back.