It's good to see you.
[CROSSTALK] >> It's good to see you.
>> You came out to Justin Bieber song and
I surprised you.
He was here that day, and.
[CROSSTALK] >> No.
No, that was really.
>> You fell in love with him.
>> In a big way. >> In a big way.
I mean, you flipped out when he walked out.
>> I did.
>> Yeah. Have you kept in touch?
>> I tried >> Did you reach out to him?
>> [LAUGH] >> I did, I reached out, but
he didn't reach back.
>> No?
>> No.
>> He's very busy.
>> That busy?
>> Yes, he's got lots going on.
He's on tour.
>> Okay, but I mean, you know I reached out, I reach-
Look at him. >> Yeah, he's gorgeous.
He's very attractive, very attractive.
>> He's not a bad looking guy.
>> No, not at all.
Let's have some wine, just relax.
>> My. >> Do you want white or red?
Look at your new-- >> My god, look!
>> You haven't seen this yet, have you?
Do you all know that she has her own wine?
She has The Keaton.
>> I do. >> She has amazing, it's delicious.
She gave me a bottle.
>> It is delicious.
>> Now I feel guilty not giving you my clothes.
You gave me a bottle of wine, and I didn't get you anything.
>> No, I'll give you anything you want, all right?
>> This is working out for me, but this is too.
>> [LAUGH] >> Okay.
So, this is for summer.
>> Can I drink it now?
I have before.
>> This is what, now white wine with ice- >> Yeah.
>> People know, but she's known for drinking red wine with ice.
>> I love it. >> That is what you love,
and- >> I love this,
because frankly what I really like is the liquor store ice.
>> [LAUGH]
>> Do you guys ever have the liquor store ice?
I mean, that's the only ice they have.
You don't want that refrigerator ice, because look you can crunch on it.
But, you know the problem, and
this is true- >> [LAUGH]
>> I do this every- every day.
Excuse me, I don't want to curse.
>> [LAUGH] >> I do this every day, but
then I went to my dentist, and he said, never do that.
Never, because your teeth will break.
But look.
>> [LAUGH] >> It's so good.
[APPLAUSE].
Don't eat that liquor store ice.
[LAUGH] >> Well, why liquor store ice,
what's the difference?
>> Because liquor store ice is hard.
It's really, really hard and pure, and they boil it.
>> Pure, really?
[LAUGH] >> Yeah, they first of all it's hot water.
And they freeze it right up like that.
[LAUGH] And then when you chew it.
>> Who told you that?
>> [LAUGH] >> It's not for me to tell you.
>> [LAUGH] >> It was not an expert, let's-
>> Just someone at the liquor store?
>> It wasn't my dentist, no.
He said- but I just like that liquor store ice.
[LAUGH] >> [LAUGH]
>> I'm sorry but
it's bad, yeah don't worry, I'm going to-
I'm going to calm down, thank you, I'll try the red now.
>> All right, all right.
>> I wish the audience could join us today for a drink.
>> No, don't, don't do that to them.
>> [APPLAUSE]
>> It's really not fair to include them.
>> It's not fair to tease them like that.
>> I'm sorry.
>> You should just enjoy your wine, and they're going to go buy a bottle of
the Keaton, the red or the white, and enjoy it when they get home.
>> Okay. >> With some ice.
They say that when you chew ice, it means you're sexually frustrated.
>> [LAUGH] >> I am sexually frustrated.
>> Well then.
>> [LAUGH] >> I was going to say it's just a rumor,
but maybe- >> It's a true one.
>> All right, well- >> Do you know what that
feels like to be sexually frustrated?
>> [LAUGH] >> No.
>> Exactly.
>> [LAUGH] [APPLAUSE]
>> [APPLAUSE] >> No.
But I do, I know what it feels like and it's not good.
>> Yeah.
Listen, you've had a rich, full, long life, you just turned 70.
>> What do you mean rich?
>> You have, you've had like a full, rich, long life.
>> It was a good one, wasn't it?
>> It's not over. [LAUGH]
>> Is it over?
[LAUGH] >> But it's been a wonderful.
And you've had many lovers, many.
>> So many.
My god. >> [LAUGH]
>> You have, you've had a lot of lovers.
>> Those were the days when I wasn't sexually frustrated, right?
>> [LAUGH] >> Right,
you still have time to have another lover.
>> But I don't know >> Do I?
>> Yeah, you're 70.
You kept plenty.
>> Who's going to be asking me to be their lover?
>> I'm not sure yet.
>> Well, that's what I'm saying.
>> That's what I'm saying.
What are you looking for?
>> Well, I just dropped my napkin.
[LAUGH] >> There we go.
[LAUGH] >> All right. So-
>> My God.
>> I'm so nervous about the dates,
am I going to have some dates? >> Yep.
>> Okay.
>> You're going to have some dates.
>> With some sexually
interested men in me?
>> Yep. [LAUGH]
>> I don't think so.
>> We have to take a break- >> We're taking a break?
>> Yeah, this is, look,
if this isn't enough to tell you to go see the movie her as my mother.
This is, what-- >> Yeah.
>> [LAUGH] >> She's a, no, seriously though,
I really, really was worried about you.
>> [LAUGH] >> When I was playing the part
of your mother.
>> Yes, yes.
>> And it was really fun for me to, there was a little like the fish type you.
I was really concerned about your mental health because
you couldn't remember anything.
>> No, neither can you.
>> That's true too.
>> [LAUGH] >> That's where I get it from,
we can't give anything away.
>> Okay. >> All right,
we're going to help you with your love life after this, for sure.
>> Thank you. Really?
>> For sure, no more chewing ice.
>> We'll be back. >> Okay.