It's a fact one in three guys get friend-zoned
Look how miserable they look, it's like he tried to take a pic with her like this
And then she put the hand down
And she's like hella mad now like don't you dare do that you're my friend and nothing more. I love you so much
Me
I Love you too
your like always there for me
And I just love you so much does this mean yeah?
You know exactly what this means you're my best friend. Have you ever been friend-zoned?
Well this video is for you
Because it's supposed to make you feel a lot better about getting friend zones because at least there wasn't like this everybody's been friend-zoned
Especially me high school. Everybody friend-zoned on or
More like stalker zoned like oh, that's the weird kid that like asked me for hugs in between classes
She was the uggo so if this dude right here went to Jared ladies you hear that he went to Jared
I mean, I rather he'd go to Taco Bell
But he got her a diamond bracelet diamond necklace and a freaking brand-new phone
And she's gonna post it on Facebook
Thank you bro for my gifts love that, but I'm most thankful for our friendship for always being there for me
And she tags him and he's like
But I went to Jared just because you went to Jared does not mean you're going out of this friendzone
Roses are red violets are
Blue you got friendzone didn't you
Everybody pray for my man Juan here, I mean if you just went to Taco Bell
Maybe you would have had a better chance my shoes untied oh
No thy fair maiden shoe has come undone
I must kneel before thy goddess and get down on my knees and tie her damn shoe so that she may
friendzone you
My dude right here is gonna. Get down and tie her shoe never
Ever do this for a girl unless she is already your girlfriend
And it's like a one-time thing because you want to be cute or whatever
But this will ensure you will never ever
Be more than a friend to her whereas if she asks you to do this and you're like
Bitch tie your own shoe. She's gonna be like oh my God. He's such a dick. I love him
This is how girls are okay? I don't know why we're just programmed like this like Oh guys gonna do nice things to me
He's such a good friend and the guy who's mean to them. They're just gonna keep wanting more
Oh, no, it's official for anyone who's wondering
It's a friendship engagement like we've been best friends for so long, and we're just like engaged now
He got me a ring in the guy comments. Can I double like that?
Okay, this is just weird like why?
Why does he have to get you a ring?
What is the friendship engagement like you get an engagement because you're gonna get married so if you a friend
Engagement does that mean you're gonna be best friends forever
I could see the pain in his eyes damn. I went to Jared's and everything I got her a ring now
I gotta play it off like I don't actually love her that were just friends. Yeah. We'll just be friends ever
Ever hell yeah that free ringy. How what is going on here? Hey Cory?
There's no more seats on this bus I'm tired. I want to sit down. Yes, My Goddess your wish is my command
This is the most ass. You will ever get I mean technically he's still getting it
I feel the warmth from thy bottom. I feel thy warmth from the bosom
Bosom is not a butt
It sounds like it should be but it's not okay. I'm sorry. I didn't mean it that way
I'm seriously debating and giving someone a blowjob and I need my best guy friends input
Please the girl you like text you this Oh
Hit my advice is how about you?
Don't you'll get AIDS and you will die that is my advice so come to my house and suck this dick
I would just be so heartbroken it's like when you like somebody and they don't know you like them
And they're going off doing hoeish things. I don't like this. What are you asking a dude for advice ask a girl?
Oh my god
Ashley posted getting ready for an I hate guys date with Jordan while shoe shopping
He's my girlfriend. You really have to make him your chair, too. This is what we do on I hate guys dates
I'm going to sit on you. to symbolize my hate for the patriarchy
He looks so upset as this what people mean by giving head because he given her a head alright
I mean she must be having a good time. You're on the barrier. You got the best view you're up on someone's shoulders
Hell yeah, he's sad because he doesn't like fish
The raper girls are dirty okay baking cookies brownies and rice krispie treats with my best friend
It's all on his face he's not having a good time Margaret you should let him go home
Maybe help him find a girlfriend this isn't fun anymore. I've been single for 35 years
I came over for some cake but then she made me actually bake a cake
Derek and I got matching tattoos my handwriting on him and his on me
I love it friends for life poor Derek over here wanted to marry this woman
And they're gonna get friends for life tattoos.
I Mean is your friendship. Not enough. You gotta go put something on your body as a constant reminder like Oh
Derek yeah, that's his handwriting right there on me. I love it so much. We're best friends by the way
What is this baby-sitters gone wild we got this little boy giving her a kiss on the cheek?
Ha ha ha ha ha best friends. Yeah, cuz that's what best friends. Do I mean this kids probably alright with it like
Getting some kind of physical contact, so it's alright
I guess and the girl was like I like him because he's a boy
but he's not trying to get in my pants this looks wrong in so many ways this
I don't know to me. He looks 12, and she looks like 20-some
They're waiting outside for something and we got another one of these white night chairs
I need a chair my feet hurt Jordan get on the ground ok
I don't care if it's all my back with a girl sitting on me
I will do anything for the booty all I want is for one guy to prove me that they're not all the same
Jeromy's like meanwhile in the friend zone
Yeah, see this is the problem all these girls have such nice guy friends
And then they're like I want somebody just like you, but you know not you
Because that would be weird cuz really best friends
Meanwhile if your boyfriend look like Captain America. Of course. She's not gonna get friendzone right you probably gonna get friend-zoned
I'll probably just sit home the whole time well actually I was wondering if you wanted to do something over a break
That sounds like fun
Alright, awesome. Yeah. I need a new guy best friend mhm
So I just arrived here in Jersey and Scott has this setup. I have the best friend ever
I love you pull up if a guy decorates a bed with roses
He is no longer your friend or so he thinks?
I mean you probably came all the way to New Jersey to see him so I mean he thinks he's gonna get
Something out of it, but ha ha ha joke's on you Scott you got nothing but a friendzone oh
No
Charm bought me a new car for my birthday. He really loves me charm your my best
BFF thanks for buying me this beautiful car. I love it. He's like you're welcome dot dot Lowell
How do you like it your new car I love it, so sexy. Thank you so much
And then her boyfriend
Comments charm, thanks for buying this car from my gf you're the best
No
Hold up
You did what now you bought a car for your friend ok see
Renea you need to understand that this man's bought you a car he want more he
he
He wants more
Also, you do not buy a car for somebody Renea this means you should leave your boyfriend now and be my girlfriend
okay, because I got you this car and that's what it means I
Mean she's just gonna take it like
Yeah, thanks best friend Biggs for the car, but this guy is also pretty dumb like at least make her your girlfriend
And then be like I'll buy you this car and I'll just here's a free car oh
and the ultimate friendzone of them all
We have Bane loses his face to save her life still stuck in the friend zone
Poor bane
Anyways that's all for today
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