- This is Nick Cannon's new rap name.
- Ooh.
Ha, ha, ha.
Woo.
What is, MC Please Stop.
(bell dings)
(buzzer rings) What is, MC Come On, Bruh.
(buzzer rings) What is, MC Never Again.
Come on.
(audience laughing) (bell dings)
(buzzer rings)
- What is, MC why you keep doing this?
What is MC we don't wanna hear that (beep).
What is, MC Diddy come shut this thing down.
- Let me up there. Let me up there.
Let me up there.
- What is, I can't breathe.
- No. No.
What is, it's a trick question.
Nick Cannon is not a real rapper.
(audience laughing) (bell dinging)
- Your answer is
aspects Nick Cannon looks for in a woman.
- Ah, ah, ah.
- Damn, Bobby, your ass.
(audience laughing)
- What is fertility?
(audience laughing) (bell dings)
(buzzer rings)
- What is a pulse?
(audience laughing) (bell dings)
- You just trying to say I hit anything?
(buzzer rings)
- What is, you don't mind being a babysitter, do you?
(audience laughing) (bell dings)
- Your answer is,
things Nate Cannon says while pillow talking.
(buzzer rings)
- What is,
"Which one of your other friends like me?"
(audience laughing) (bell dings)
(buzzer rings)
- What is,
"Have a baby by me, baby. Be a millionaire."
(audience laughing) (bell dings)
(buzzer rings)
- What is,
"Nah, When I wake up I'm gonna get another show
and then another show and then another show."
(audience laughing) (bell dings)
(buzzer rings)
What is, "You know, you could keep it right?"
(audience gasps) (bell dings)
(buzzer rings)
- What is, (yawns)
"Congratulations, You officially a Wild 'N Out Girl."
(audience laughing) (bell dings)
- Your answer is Nick Cannon is the leader of this gang.
- Why do y'all keep putting my name in these damn topics?
(buzzer rings)
- What is the LIG, the Leave It In Gang.
(audience laughing) (bell dings)
(buzzer rings)
- What is the Apologetics?
(audience laughing) (bell dings)
(buzzer rings) - What is the Fertility Gang?
(audience laughing) (bell dings)
- [DJ D-Wrek] All right.
- Shut up.
(buzzer rings) What is clearly-
(buzzer buzzes)
Okay.
- What is Wild 'N Out. Gang, gang, gang.
(audience laughing) (bell dings)
- Okay, your answer is what Nick Cannon's,
hold on, I'm not saying this.
All right.
- Penis. - (beep).
- Santwon, finish this for me.
- Oh.
What Nick Cannon's penis (chuckles) says to him?
(audience laughing)
(buzzer rings)
- What is, "Bro, can I get a vacation?"
(audience laughing) (bell dings)
(buzzer rings)
- What is, "Hey, hey man.
Better go ahead on with all that condom stuff, bro."
(audience laughing) (bell dings)
- Movies that describe Nick's music career.
(buzzer rings) - What is "Scream 2."
(audience laughing) (bell dings)
- That's a good one.
What is "Menace II Society."
(buzzer rings) What is "Gone in 60 Seconds."
(buzzer rings)
What is "American Horror Story."
(audience laughing) (bell dings)
(buzzer rings)
- You gonna keep going?
- What is "Pet Semetary."
(bell dings)
(buzzer rings)
What is "Scary Movie" One, Two and Three.
(audience laughing) (bell dings)
What is "Drumline" One, "Drumline 2," "Drumline 3.
(audience laughing) (bell dinging)
- All right, all right, all right.
Kiss my ass.
Your answer is Nick Cannon will get you pregnant if.
- Hey, yo, let's talk about it.
- What is, your name is B Simone.
- I'm saying though. I like that new hairstyle.
(buzzer rings) - What is,
if your name is Lisa, Tina, Michelle,
Katrina, Britney, Tonya, Latoya,
Trina, Adon,
Tommy, Tina.
- Keep going. (bell dings)
(buzzer rings) - What is, if you exhale.
(audience laughing) (bell dings)
- No, you gotta inhale and exhale.
(audience laughing)
- Goddamn it, Bobby.
- What is, if you got diamond records, Grammys,
all type of other (beep),
more money than he got.
- Facts.
Facts.
(audience laughing) (bell dings)
- Just in case, if y'all really need to know,
if y'all wanna get pregnant by an OG.
(buzzer rings)
What is,
you gotta let me hit first
and I'm gonna tell him how it is
and then he gon'.
(audience laughing) (bell dings)
(audience cheering)
- Hello. How are you?
- Good. How are you?
- You look beautiful tonight. - Thank you.
- I'm sorry, but you make me feel
like the inside of a theater
that's screening a Nick Cannon movie,
empty inside.
(audience laughing) (bell dings)
- You know,
some albums go gold, some albums go platinum,
Nick (beep) bounce like a mother (beep) rubber.
♪ There's a hater in the house, should we get him ♪
♪ Let's get him ♪
♪ There's a hater in the house, should we get him ♪
♪ Let's get him ♪
- Cameraman. Where you at, right quick?
Cameraman?
I don't know if you gonna be able to get this shot
cause it's kind of tight.
This the hater right here.
The most hating (beep) in "Wild 'N Out" history,
want to show up with all the boots on.
These are the boots that's Spongebob was cooking burgers in.
Oh, he wanna come in here
(bell dings) and wanna hate.
Soon as he found out that Wild 'N Out girl liked me,
he got her pregnant.
I swear to God.
♪ There's a hater in the house, should I get him ♪
♪ Let's get him ♪
♪ There's a hater in the house, should I get him ♪
♪ Let's get him ♪
- Cameraman, I love you.
I'm so sorry.
But can we get Nicholas Cannon?
- Oh.
- Over there looking like a iced-out Chipotle burrito.
Aluminum foil wearing ass.
(audience laughing) (bell dings)
- Your topic is Nick Cannon music.
(upbeat hip-hop music)
♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
♪ If we keeping score, I'm not a bore ♪
♪ (beep) You know my music better than yours ♪
♪ First of all, this topic is stupid ♪
♪ I ain't never heard your music ♪
♪ You ain't heard my music ♪
♪ Every beat on this show I produced it ♪
♪ Okay you heard it ♪
♪ You got birded ♪
♪ And matter of fact, I pay you ♪
♪ So don't say a word bitch ♪
♪ Okay, turn the phone ♪
♪ I heard "Gigolo" ♪
♪ Okay, wait, I remember B2K ♪
♪ Uh, stop it, the other one, I forgot it ♪
♪ (laughs) I forgot it. ♪
♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
- Your topic is fame.
♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
♪ You see in my glasses, I know that fame ♪
♪ Nick Cannon there, yeah that's on my name ♪
♪ But I'm gonna go pick up, pick up and kill it ♪
♪ Cause he gon' feel it and then try to steal it ♪
♪ I'm 'bout to steal it but I think you fronting ♪
♪ At least I'm not famous for being a husband ♪
♪ Being a husband, I don't care ♪
♪ I got divorced, I'm (beep) everywhere ♪
♪ You may be everywhere but every time cameras on ♪
♪ All of your movies go straight to Amazon ♪
♪ Straight to Amazon, it's still a check ♪
♪ I heard your music, wait, next ♪
♪ Next, wait a minute, not since '05 ♪
♪ I smell something crazy, I think it's your blow dryer ♪
♪ Blow dryer, oh why, why you gonna say that ♪
♪ Big Nick should know me, man I don't play that ♪
♪ Play that, man, I know this your channel ♪
♪ But that head wrap you look like you ride a camel ♪
♪ I ride a camel cause I'm gon' go beast ♪
♪ We gonna ride this (beep) all way to the east ♪
♪ I'm gon' keep repping ♪
♪ Brooklyn, we stepping ♪
♪ You don't want none of this ♪
♪ Don't keep on checking ♪
♪ Cause I go really, you know I'm gon' feel it ♪
♪ You try to stop me, no, don't go do it ♪
♪ Yeah, but you just look stupid ♪
♪ With those slides on, I know you ain't hooping ♪
♪ You ain't no athlete, I know you was broken ♪
♪ What the (beep) you been smoking ♪
♪ I know I'm smoking that real good (beep) ♪
♪ Got it from Brooklyn, we gon' straight push ♪
♪ You know I do, you don't wanna do this ♪
♪ You can't stop this ♪
♪ So let's keep moving ♪
♪ Nick Cannon a child ♪
♪ You know that I'm owning him ♪
♪ How you rich, but you rock cubic zirconiums ♪
(audience laughing) (bell dinging)
- Order in the court.
(audience cheering)
- Sorry. I'm a little late.
I was auditioning for "America's Got Talent."
Apparently, the last host didn't have any.
That's crazy.
(audience laughing)
Ah.
Nicholas Cannon, I noticed you've been working out.
You did ab day.
You got leg day on lock.
You got arm day on smash.
My question to you is,
outta all that exercising you do,
why you always skip talent day?
(audience gasps)
- Cause that's day I'm banging your moms.
(audience laughing)
Every Wednesday. Every Wednesday.
- That's not sufficient.
- Damn it, I plead the fifth.
(audience laughing) (bell dinging)
- My boss, Nick Cannon, is so fly.
- How fly is he?
- That he coming out with his own condoms,
and they come with holes in it.
(audience laughing)
(buzzer buzzes)
- That was pretty funny.
- Not fly.
That's just irresponsible.
- This whole show is irresponsible.
I'm irresponsible, you irresponsible.
We're all irresponsible.
(audience laughing)
- Yur.
- [Audience] Yur.
- Hey yo, my man, Dave East is so fly.
- How fly is he?
- I don't know not one of his songs
but I know he got more than Nick.
(audience laughing) (bell dinging)
(audience cheering)
- My brother, Nick,
what I wanna say is this.
This is my brother right here
and as you can see, I'm down with incredible records.
You understand what I'm saying?
Since he can't speak, I'm gonna tell you the truth,
they not paying like I thought they would.
I'm sorry.
And I know you are recording artists,
so I figured this is my opportunity
to get off his label and on yours.
So, I wrote a song.
Let me know.
♪ Nick not paying like he should ♪
♪ Nick not- ♪
(bell dings)
Thank you. Thank you.
(audience cheering)
- She gon' be going in.
Got the first Wild 'N Out jersey dress on.
Mm-mm-mm.
Look at Nick Cannon.
He got, his outfit is made outta outfits
from all his movies.
He got on the "Drumline" boots.
(audience laughing) (bell dings)
But Nick, I wasn't finished.
There's one more movie
that you doing with your throwback.
You got the "Love Don't Cost a Thing" hair.
That is amazing.
(audience laughing) (bell dinging)
(upbeat hip-hop music)
- Hey Jersey.
Turn up.
- [Audience] Turn up for what?
- Cause the homie, Nick, got a new daytime talk show,
that's taking up all his time.
So he can't go to the studio and make no music.
(audience cheering) (upbeat hip-hop music)
(audience cheering)
- ATL, turn up.
- [Audience] Turn up for what?
- Y'all know, I be doing my music man.
And Nick finally gave me a feature
but I went home and took his ass off the song, y'all.
(upbeat hip-hop music)
♪ No features, no features ♪