( music playing )
Welcome back.
All right, we're hanging out with Gregory and Mitchell
from "ASAP Science."
Now, guys, we are big fans of you guys.
- Thanks. - Likewise.
- Right back atcha. - All that you do.
You're actually legitimately scientific, which we respect.
Yeah, you guys are too in many ways.
In many ways, in some ways, in a few ways.
Boiled for safety, true.
- That is scientific. - That's scientific.
I'm curious, we've parodied you guys a number of times
on the show, but we didn't tell you we were gonna do it.
No, you didn't.
- I actually thought that's why we're here... - You just saw it.
...to collect our royalties.
- I thought-- - This just got awkward.
- We first saw it-- - You can take the mugs with you.
We'll take this.
When we first saw it though, 'cause remember,
they always start very real and similar and we were like,
"Oh, wow, they just took our idea."
( laughter )
They're literally doing this. I'm pretty sure.
That one looks really familiar.
Those YouTube people are gonna have a throw down.
But then it progressed and we were like,
"Oh, this is so funny."
Like, they are truly amazing.
They become absurd, they become--
So as a result we really decided that we wanted to do
a parody of your parody if that's all right.
I don't think you need to ask our permission,
I think we firmly established--
You didn't ask!
( talking over each other )
- Shall we watch that? - Sure.
All right, well lets watch our version
of "Amazingly Amazing Science."
Moffit:
What happens when you get angry?
When something triggers your anger,
a part of your brain called the amygdala
sets off an alarm.
Brown:
can chime in, this alarm wakes up your adrenal glands
and causes them to start flooding your system
with adrenaline.
Moffit:
extra blood pumps through your muscles,
and now you're ready to fight.
Brown:
an apocalypse bunker.
Inside your bunker brain there lives a trigger happy
Kid Rock for president supporting amygdala.
Let's call him Link.
Moffit:
of his leaky waterbed because he thinks he smells smoke.
Brown:
and check for the source of the smoke
before jumping to a conclusion.
But Link is not normal or sensible
and he's definitely not smart.
So he immediately hits the bunker's special panic button.
Moffit:
that wakes up an obnoxiously tall adrenal gland.
We'll call him Rhett.
Brown:
and self-absorbed to double check things
so he immediately releases his swarm of messenger pigeons,
all of whom are trained to fly to every other bunker
in the land, alerting their inhabitants
that the world is ending.
Moffit:
Rhett had only been feeding his pigeons
out of an expired Jim Baker bucket.
Chunks start falling off of these birds
like Rhett's skin during a psoriasis outbreak
because it turns out they've all contracted a zombie plague.
What a hypothetical moron.
Brown:
rub up on every other apocalypse prepper's pigeons,
eventually spreading the bird zombie plague
to every bird on earth.
Moffit:
their bunker fighting over who gets the last lock
of Jimmy Fallon's hair.
Yeah, they stole his hair.
It's a real doozy of a fight because Link is physically
incapable of compromise.
Brown:
because his 40-year-old eyes can't perceive depth anymore
while Link is crying like a little baby in the corner,
but only out of his right eye.
There's something really wrong with his left eye.
I wonder if it's related to the fact that his hair
has gone completely gray.
He's been dying it for years, kids.
Moffit:
a bat in the cave?
It's like the man's entirely composed
of dried nasal mucous.
That's a scientific way of saying boogers.
If I were Rhett I'd just say boogers
because I don't understand the basic principles
of the scientific method.
And I think Francis Bacon is the new breakfast sandwich
available at Hardee's.
Brown:
Rhett's pigeon plague spurs the actual human zombie apocalypse
and the world devolves into a barren wasteland
unilaterally ruled by the one animal
unaffected by the disease, aardvarks.
Moffit:
Brown:
- Okay. - So you're not harboring any resentment at all?
How do you really feel, guys?
You really did your homework.
Parody us one more time.
( laughter )
All right, that was amazing.
That was fair.
Four way toast.
Four way-- ooh.
All right, click through to see if we can get some of
the stupidest questions ever Googled on Google.
Link:
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