>> ANYBODY READY FOR ROUND TWO.
>> I ONLY GOT TWO BUCKS FOR ME.
YOU GUYS WANT TO PULL IN FOR A PITCHER WITHIN I'M IN.
I GOT 74 CENTS.
>> I GOT A FIVE SPOT SO.
>> I GOT SOME MONEY IN HERE SOMEWHERE.
THERE.
>> MAN, I HOPE THINGS SWING BACK AROUND SOON.
I HAVEN'T HAD A BIRTHDAY PARTY IN SIX MONTHS WITHIN YOU SAID
IT.
I GOT ANOTHER KID ON THE WAY.
NOW MY WIFE WANTS ME TO GO TO NIGHT SCHOOL.
AND I'M LIKE BABE, YOU KNOW WHO YOU MARRIED.
I'M A CLOWN.
>> WE USED TO BE THE LIFE OF THE PARTY.
LIKE THE GRAND MARSHAL OF PARADES.
NOW I CAN'T EVEN PICK UP MY KIDS AT SCHOOL WITHOUT THE COPS BEING
CALLED ON ME.
>> DAM IT, NOBODY LOOK BUT GUESS WHO JUST WALKED IN.
>> OH, YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME.
YOU OW I SHOULD WALK UP TO THOSE TWO RIGHT NOW AND GIVE
THEM A PIECE OF MY MIND.
WHAT THEY ARE DOING IS SELFISH.
>> BE CHILL, OKAY.
IT'S NOT EVEN WORTH IT.
>> LOOK AT THEM.
HANGING OUT WITH MIMES.
DON'T BE A SNOB.
>> OKAY, GOD, THEY'RE COMING OVER.
>> ARE THEY?
>> HEY, GUYS.
IT'S BEEN AWHILE.
>> HI.
>> MIND IF WE JOIN YOU?
>> SURE, FREE COUNTRY.
>> WHAT HAVE YOU GUYS BEEN UP TO.
>> I ACTUALLY JUST GOT BACK FROM A WEEKEND IN SANTA BARBARA, AT
THE PLAJ ERHAL SPA.
>> IN HOTEL CALIFORNIA.
>> YEAH.
>> DID YOU GET THE BAR.
>> I DID, POMEGRANATE, UNREAL T IS A REALLY EXTRAORDINARY PLACE.
HAVE YOU GUYS EVER BEEN.
>> NO, NO.
>> YOU GOT TO PROMISE ME YOU GO, PROMISE ME.
>> NOT MUCH ROOM FOR SPAS IN THE BUDGET AT THE MOMENT.
>> STUPID.
>> WHAT DID YOU SAY?
>> I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING.
>> I THINK IT WAS ONE OF THEM TWO.
>> NO.
>> YEAH, NO.
>> YOU DEFINITELY SAID SOMETHING.
>> MAYBE YOU STILL GOT A BIT OF THE OLD POMEGRANATE IN THE EARS,
YBE ST AFFECTING YOUHEARING.
>> I'M DEFINITELY PICKING UP ON SOME KIND OF BAD VIBES RIGHT
NOW, WHAT IS GOING ON.
>> YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT IS GOING ON.
NONE OF US CAN FIND WORK BECAUSE OF YOU TWO.
>> WHAT, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
>> BECAUSE OF YOU GUYS EVERYONE THINKS CLOWNS ARE PSYCHOTIC
MURDERERS.
>> EVERYBODY NOW THINKS CLOWNS JUST WANT TO EAT KIDS AND MURDER
BATMAN.
>> I DON'T WANT TO MURDER BATMAN.
I LIKE BATMAN.
>> AS LONG AS THINGS ARE GOING WELL FOR YOU TWO, THAT IS ALL
THAT MATTERS, HUH?
>> I THINK EVERYONE JUST NEEDS TO CHILL OUT.
>> I'M CHILL, BRO, I'M CHILL, I WAS HAVING A GREAT TIME.
>> UNTIL YOU TWO TRAITORS BACKED IN.
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE, YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO CLOWNS, A DISGRACE
TO CLOWNS.
>> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
>> HEY, MAN, DO YOU WANT TO STEP OUTSIDE.
>> YEAH, I'LL STEP OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW.
>> YOU WANT TO GO OUTSIDE.
>> I DO.
>> YOU WANT TO DO THIS.
>> YEAH.
>> EIGHT DAYS A WEEK.
>> ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO, BRO.
(LAUGHTER) WORK THIS OUT.
WORK IT OUT NOW.
>> YEAH?
>> YOU SURE YOU WANT TO DO THIS.
>> I'M VERY SURE.
>> YOU WANT TO DO THIS YOU LITTLE BICH, I WILL SHOVE MY
FOOT SO FAR UP YOUR ASS YOU ARE GOING TO FEEL IT, BECAUSE THESE
ARE SIZE 38.
>> YOU SHOULD GET THOSE SIZED IF ARE YOU GOING TO WALK.
>> I'M SORRY, ARE YOU SCARY CLOWN OR ARE YOU JUST A SCAREDY
CLOWN.
>> GET THIS ON, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR, I'M ALREADY
OUTSIDE.
>> IN IS YOUR LAST CHANCE.
>> YOU WANT TO.
>> THIS IS-- YOU WANT TO WORK IT, HUH.
>> YOU WANT TO GO, YOU WANT TO GO.
>> YEAH.
>> .
>> COME ON.
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
STOP, ENOUGH, IT'S ENOUGH.
CLOWNS.
WE SHOULDN'T BE FIGHTING.
WE'RE ALL THE SAME.
WE'RE ALL CLOWNS.
WE ALL PUT OUR MAKEUP ON ONE LAYER AT A TIME.
WE SHOULDN'T BE FIGHTING.
>> HE'S RIGHT.
MAN, LET'S END THIS.
>> TRUCE.
>> ALL RIGHT, TRUCE.
>> OH MY GOD, I GOT HIM.
>> TO YOUR HEAD.
HEY, HEY, IT'S A 5-0, IT'S THE POLICE, GET OUT OF HERE, MAN,
GET OUT OF HERE, GO, GO, GO!
GO, COME ON.
GO, GO, GO, GO, GO!
GET OUT OF HERE, MAN.
>> NO WAY.
YOU'RE NOT COMING WITH US.
>> THERE IS A GRATE OVER THERE, SEWER GRATE.
>> GO, GO G.