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you dropped this
um thanks but you i was gonna walk you
home from school but i couldn't find you
hey
freddie were you just looking at your
people waiting for me to come home
no
freddie
yes
i thought we talked about this we can be
buds but you got to get over this crush
thing i am over it seriously i'm in love
with you you just want to be friends and
i'm totally cool living with that
constant pain
oh god
oh my
god oh my god it's icarly it's icarly hi
hi
i love you i love you
oh my god i want to be here
i'm obsessed with this web show
and i would sincerely love to serve you
in an internship capacity
now
i don't know if you guys are into cotton
swabs and white glue as much as i am but
get out of here
carly dude it's okay
this always happens
your question
right
as you can see i'm a credit shipper
all right
one at a time please let haribo finish
your question
thank you
carly and freddie
what are the circumstances surrounding
your romantic relationship
details please
freddie and i aren't in a romantic
relationship respectfully i disagree
yeah
if you look here at my pair pad you'll
see screen caps i've taken from actual
icarly webisodes proving that carly and
freddy do like each other
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here's one where freddie touches carly's
shoulder
and in this screen cap carly
look at the way you're staring into
freddie's eyes well yeah cause he had a
tiny little pimple on his nose
it was a blackhead
i'm sorry i thought you were trying to
get rid of me it's okay the important
thing is that we're all friends right
uh-huh yep cool i'd say we celebrate
with the sipping of smoothies be right
back
so has carly changed much since you guys
hung out together in seal beach oh shut
up
uh
who are you just talking to you
carly was my best friend first and i'm
taking her back
i knew it
curly's too nice and good to see the
evil in people but luckily i'm not so
nice and good and i hope you know your
blood type because i think you're gonna
need some when i'm done with you
i know you can beat me up sam but you
won't what makes you think if you do
anything bad to me carly's gonna think
you started it do you think fireplaces
are romantic um
yeah i guess
you've guessed correctly
do you like music
yeah sure
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would you like to dance dance
look i don't want to sound rude but i
really didn't come here to dance could
you just interview me about the wet
neville
i stole a kiss upon your cheek and now
another kiss i seek take some tapenade
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you look lovely in low light
um thanks
it was a compliment whatever let's just
get this over with nene
you will have a pleasant attitude when
you kiss me or the deal's off okay
but you signed this first no you kiss me
first
if i kiss you how do i know you'll sign
it afterwards
you don't trust me
smart girl hand me the document
here you are
thanks and before you try to run away
raul alfonzo
of yours more like insurance
to make sure you don't try to skip out
on my kiss you don't trust me
smart boy
yes now first
this
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no
first
this
wait
bye neville
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can i have everyone's attention i have
something to say and i know it's gonna
shock most of you we're getting married
prunella's out carly's in
wow
didn't ask me to walk her down the aisle
okay
what
we're not getting married no
no
yes yes yes it's really happening rabbi
lowenstein go oh uh dearly beloved we
are gathered here today no gathering
disperse
i object
oh shoot maybe i do like straight wins
the other day we were checking out the
comments here at icarly.com and we found
a girl who's got to be the biggest fan
of this web show ever this chick's
cuckoo for icarly
so let's bring her out mandy
hi
hi everyone i'm on icarly hey
hi
how you doing mandy to the show i made
some cookies for you guys look it ah
that is so nice wow
she put our faces on the cookies have
freddie zoom in on these
i'm carly i'm sick
my face is delicious there's a chocolate
chip in my brain you guys made my
cookies talk that's so funny
yeah well
i can't believe two bulls asked me to
the prom and i said move to both
[Laughter]
oh i'm sorry did i scare you guys yeah
kinda how'd you get in here i thought
you and your aunt left for tacoma like
four hours ago we did but you guys are
so cool i made my aunt get a motel room
so i could spend the night here
hey remember when i carly where you guys
dressed that wiener dog up like a pig
that rocked
hey gang
can you believe i'm here at ridgeway no
no we can't it's true i'm officially a
bulldog
but why are you i transferred schools
you transferred schools she transferred
schools i heard her say she transferred
school
now we can be together every day we'll
be like the icarly quartet the two stars
the tech producer and the show's biggest
fan maze
excuse me i'm like
they're here move
hey you gone
mandy you got taller and louder and
stronger
i know i blossomed
let's sit
have you guys miss me
oh i got a special hat
look it with this remote control i can
click through a slideshow
these are screen grabs from icarly see
go take a look i want to see it really
okay cool
oh
i'm sorry carly i couldn't hear you
again please
i said why'd you close the door
oh
because i can't let you leave congrats
on being released from prison thank you
okay
i guess this is goodbye oh
no it's not
yeah we really gotta get back
yeah
but you're not gonna
oh what are you talking about you
children are going to be here for quite
a while
yes
you will
i know you will
maybe rupaul's drag race can be my
boyfriend
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oh
hey
what are you doing here
i live here what are you doing here oh
you know i was just scaling the side of
the building and noticed your window was
open so
you scaled the building
please don't tell my parents they think
i'm at coldstone creamery
you still live with your parents that's
so
normal
i'm sorry uh i hadn't thought of you
guys in ages but then i got a taste at
the coffee shop and 10 years of therapy
flew right out the window
look i'm really sorry to hear that nora
but you need to go
can i use your front door
yes
and can i take this
no
can i take this no