Elsa, this is so exciting.
Round two, right? Frozen 2 Dethawed.
- I thought we were going with Completely Numb. - Well, I mean, you know, we're still working
on an exact title. I don't even really care what it is. I just want more Frozen.
- Are you warmed up and ready to go? - No and yes. Let's just get this over with.
Okay, all right. Here we go.
♪ It's no secret I'm doing this sequel for cash.
Castles are expensive to maintain. ♪
Good, good. You sound great. You do. Oh and great news! This song is already number one on iTunes.
The producers want a title. What will it be?
Oh, I don't know yet. I'm going to make it up as I go along just like I did last time.
I can't wait. Go ahead. Keep going. Keep going.
♪ Sequels are for sellouts. Ariel and Belle had integrity. ♪
Well not these days. Right now it's all like, "Can I do a reality show?"
♪ But my castle's huge and there's a staff I have to feed.
Plus they like it warm, and I need AC. ♪
Great, great Elsa. Now let's hear a little something about your sister.
- The brunette girl? - Yeah.
- Her boyfriend's got that moose? - I thought it was a reindeer.
- Is that what that is? Okay. - Yeah. Let's hear about your sister.
♪ Don't know her well, just friends as kids.
She was always like, "Do you wanna have a snowball fight?" or something like that.
We are related. Yes, that's true. But that doesn't mean that I like you.
And I'd like a boyfriend too. ♪
- Really great Elsa. - I think it's important for kids to know
that shit happens. - Why you so cynical, huh?
- I am filled with ice. - Right. You are literally an ice princess—queen.
Right? Okay. All right, let's dig into that cold little heart of yours. What is it that you let go of
before? What's the it? - Oh, um, right. Let it go, let it—let it—I don't know.
I don't know. - Well, everyone fell for it.
- Dairy—I stopped eating dairy. - Let's pretend it's like youth, you know?
I mean, it's like being carefree and young and silly. Okay? Can we try that?
♪ Hang onto it. Hang onto it. Let go of letting it go.
Choke and strangle it. Beat and mangle it. Bury it in the snow.
I'm not letting go anymore. I retract what I said before.
Oh! I'm not even sure what it is anyway. ♪
Really powerful Elsa. Right? Can we add the Disney filter now Vance?
♪ I am me. I am free. I found love and it feels splendid.
You're my bestest friend till the very end. But let's be clear, I'm independent. ♪
Isn't that great? Isn't that great? Now we're just going to add a little bridge
where you apologize to the parents. Okay? Vance, why don't you go hand this to her?
So like, it's in your car. It's in your head. I'm sorry about that parents—parents.
- Oh shit. - Oopsie.
Well, at least we have great insurance here at Disney. Huh?
I'm sorry. Oh, I feel bad. I just really need to get laid.
- What about that Olaf? - He doesn't have a—anything.
Well he's got that carrot.
Can we get the—do you have a space heater? Or just a blow dryer—just for a quick—