>> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY, WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW.
WE'RE HERE WITH THE LOVELY, TALENTED, JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE.
NOW, LISTEN, THE MOVIE "WONDER WHEEL" OKAY, IN IT, YOU'RE IN IT
WITH... THE LOVELY AND TALENTED-- WHO IS IN THIS MOVIE
WITH YOU?
>> OSCAR WINNER KATE WINSLET.
I FEEL LIKE I HAVE TO SAY, "OSCAR WINNER" KATE WINSLET.
>> Stephen: DO YOU HAVE AN OSCAR?
>> I DON'T.
>> Stephen: YOU SHOULD.
THEY DON'T GIVE THAT FOR VOICE ACTING.
>> NO.
>> Stephen: DAMN, DAMN.
THAT'S (BLEEP).
ALL RIGHT.
>> I KNOW.
>> Stephen: SO "WONDER WHEEL" TAKES PLACE AT CONEY ISLAND,
50s-ISH.
>> YES, 1950.
>> Stephen: AND THIS IS YOU.
THIS IS YOU.
>> YEAH, THAT'S -- >> Stephen: THE LIFEGUARD,
RIGHT THERE.
>> I-- I-- I WANT TO BE CLEAR-- I WILL NOT BE WEARING THAT AT
THE SUPER BOWL.
( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: SEEMS PRETTY SAFE
THOUGH.
THIS IS THE KIND OF BATHING SUIT-- IT'S A BATHING SUIT I
WOULD WEAR TO THE BEACH, IT'S ONE PIECE-- LOOK AT THIS-- AND A
BELT.
>> YEAH.
>> Stephen: BECAUSE YOU WEAR THAT-- THAT FITS MY PHYSIQUE.
I GO, "OH, THERE ARE ABS UNDERNEATH HERE.
I WISH I COULD SHOW YOU, BUT THE BELT."
>> YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.
IT IS-- IT IS SO YOU CAN KNOW WHERE YOUR WAIST IS.
>> Stephen: YOU DID-- YOU SHARED A TRAILER WITH KATE
WINSLET?
>> I DID.
OSCAR-WINNER KATE WINSLET.
>> Stephen: IT WAS A HALF-OSCAR-WINNING TRAILER.
>> A GHOST OSCAR NOMINEE, STEPHEN.
>> Stephen: OH, YEAH, FOR THE SONG, FOR YOUR FANTASTIC SONG
"CAN'T STOP THE FEELING."
>> IT DOESN'T MATTER.
>> Stephen: IT TOTALLY MATTERS.
IT TOTALLY MATTERS.
( APPLAUSE ) >> AND THAT IS WHAT PANDERING
WILL GET YOU.
( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: I WILL SHOW YOU
WHAT PANDERING CAN GET YOU FROM THE MOST BEAUTIFUL AUDIENCE IN
THE WORLD.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) IF YOU'RE GOING TO PANDER,
BROTHER, IF YOU'RE GOING TO PANDER...
♪ ♪ ♪
>> Stephen: STEPHEN!
STEPHEN!
STEPHEN.
>> Stephen: >> YOU COME INTO MY HOUSE, YOU
COME INTO MY HOUSE AND THINK YOU CAN PANDER TO MY AUDIENCE?
HOW DARE YOU!
WELL, I FEEL-- >> THIS WAS-- THIS WAS NEVER A
COMPETITION.
I'M JUST EXCITED TO BE HERE.
( LAUGHTER ).
>> Stephen: GOOD, BECAUSE YOU JUST LOST IS WHAT YOU DID.
>> MOW, (BLEEP).
NO, (BLEEP).
>> Stephen: I HAVE TO ASK SOMETHING HERE.
>> YES.
>> Stephen: THIS IS IMPORTANT.
THIS IS NEWS.
A LOT OF PEOPLE KNOW THIS.
KATE WINSLET SAID IN AN INTERVIEW THAT SHE SHARED THE
TRAILER WITH YOU, YOU HAD THAT LITTLE THIN WALL BETWEEN
TRAILER.
AND THAT YOU WOULD SING, SHE COULD HEAR YOU SINGING AND
PEEING IN THE MORNING.
HOW LOUD DO YOU PEE, JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE?
>> THE LATTER HALF OF THAT STORY IS VERY TRUE.
>> Stephen: YOU DIDN'T SING.
>> I WASN'T, LIKE, SERENADING KATE WINSLET.
IT WAS, LIKE, SHE'S VERY INTIMIDATING.
>> Stephen: OH, IS SHE REALLY?
>> YEAH.
SHE'S, LIKE A TORNADO OF A PERSON.
IN THE BEST WAY POSSIBLE.
SHE WAS KIND OF -- >> Stephen: OH, THOSE GOOD
TORNADOES.
>> YEAH, THE GOOD TORNADOES.
>> Stephen: "WOW, YOUR TOWN IS TOTALLY GONE, BUT IN A GREAT
WAY."
( LAUGHTER ).
>> NO SHE WAS KIND OF OUR TEAM CAPTAIN, AND WORKING-- WORKING
WITH WOODY ALLEN, WE WERE ALL VERY TERRIFIED, AND-- AND-- AND
KATE SORT OF, LIKE, GRABBED THE REINS OF THE WHOLE THING.
AS SHE LIKES- -- >> Stephen: WHAT DO YOU MEAN
"GRAB THE REINS?" DOESN'T THE DIRECTOR DO THAT?
>> WELL, UM, SEE, I GUESS ON BEHALF OF THE ACTORS, SHE WAS
KIND OF LIKE-- LIKE IF HE WAS THE PILOT, SHE WAS THE FLIGHT
ATTENDANT, AND IF THERE'S A TON OF TURB LANCE, SHE'S JUST
CONSTANTLY LIKE, "YOU'LL BE FINE."
LIKE, YOU KNOW -- >> Stephen: OH, OH,.
>> FOR ME, I'M A NERVOUS FLIER.
>> Stephen: ME, TOO, OH, YEAH.
>> AND IF THERE'S TURBULENCE, I IMMEDIATELY LOOK AT THE FLIGHT
ATTENDANT, AND IF THEY'RE MAKE A FACE LIKE...
( LAUGHTER ) I'M LIKE... YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO--
NO!
>> Stephen: HAVE YOU HAD A BAD FLIGHT?
I'VE HAD A LOT OF BAD FLIGHTS.
>> DISPL YEAH, I HAD ONE ONCE WHEN I LOOKED AT THE FLIGHT
ATTENDANT.
>> AND DID THAT LOOK AT THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND SHE WENT,
"I DON'T KNOW.
I DON'T KNOW.
I DON'T KNOW."
>> YEAH, THAT'S -- >> Stephen: THAT'S NOT GOOD.
>> AND TO BE HONEST, THAT WAS KIND OF SOMETIMES LIKE WHAT
WOODY WOULD SAY.
>> Stephen: "I DON'T KNOW?" >> HE'D BE LIKE, "I DON'T KNOW."
>> Stephen: WAIT A SECOND, IN YOUR METAPHOR, HE'S THE PILOT.
>> I KNOW.
>> Stephen: WHICH IS WAY WORSE.
IF, LIKE, THE COCKPIT DOOR IS OPEN AND HE DOES THIS, "I DON'T
KNOW.
I DON'T KNOW."
( LAUGHTER ).
>> YEAH, YEAH.
>> Stephen: "DOES ANYONE ELSE WANT TO"--
>> YEAH.
>> Stephen: WE HAVE A CLIP.
WE HAVE A CLIP RIGHT HERE.
DO YOU WANT TO DESCRIBE THE CLIP?
>> I JUST WANT TO CLARIFY THAT THE FIRST-- SO, YEAH, THE FIRST
DAY THAT I WAS ON SET AND I WALK INTO MY TRAILER, AND IT'S
MORNING TIME, SO I WAS HAVING, LIKE, MY MORNING RELIEF, AND I
WAS-- I WAS PEEING.
I WAS PEEING.
AND THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN, THROUGH THE WALL ON THE OTHER...
>> Stephen: SIDE.
>> ...SIDE.
I HEAR, "I CAN HEAR YOU PEEING, JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE!"
( LAUGHTER ) AND --
>> Stephen: DO YOU KNOW, DO YOU KNOW THAT IS ONE OF THE
THINGS-- >> AND IT'S A VOICE THAT'S VERY
DISTINCT.
>> Stephen: SURE, SURE.
>> "I'LL NEVER LET GO, JACK!"
I DON'T KNOW WHY WHY SHE'S ALWAYS--
♪ ♪ ♪ YEAH.
>> Stephen: THAT IS SOMETHING I WOULD NOT WANT THE STEWARDESS
TO YELL THROUGH THE DOOR, BY THE WAY.
>> THAT'S TRUE, THAT'S TRUE.
AND-- AND-- AND I IMMEDIATELY WAS LIKE, "OH, MY GOD, KATE
WINSLET CAN HEAR ME PEEING."
AND WE DO THE MOVIE AND WE BONDED, AND SHE IS ONE OF THE
MOST-- SHE IS LIKE THE MICHAEL JORDAN OF ACTING.
SHE IS ONE OF THE MOST GIFTED, BUT ALSO GIVING AND KIND ACTORS.
AND WE JUST BONDED SO MUCH.
SHE HAS A-- A-- I THINK THREE KIDS, BUT HER YOUNGEST IS ALMOST
THE SAME AGE AS MINE.
AND WE KIND OF BONDED OVER THAT.
AND, YOU KNOW, IT WAS LIKE IT TURNED INTO, BY THE END OF THE
SHOOT, YOU KNOW WHERE IT WAS LIKE, WE ROLL IN, AND LIKE YOU
JUST HEAR, LIKE, "I STILL HEAR YOU JI JI JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE.
AND I'M LIKE, "PRETTY GOOD FLOW, RIGHT?"
( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )
>> Stephen: SO THIS CLIP, THIS CLIP RIGHT HERE IS YOU AND HER.
>> YES.
>> Stephen: YOU TWO ARE IN A RELATIONSHIP.
>> YES, SHE'S GOT A MARRIAGE WITH A CHARACTER-- JIM BELUSHI.
AND SHE'S HAVING RELATIONS WITH MY CHARACTER-- WE'RE NOT BAKING
CAKE.
>> Stephen: NO, NO.
>> AND-- AND I'VE-- I'VE-- I'VE SORT OF FIGURED OUT THAT SHE
THINKS THIS IS GOING TO GO FURTHER THAN IT'S GOING TO GO,
AND I'M TRYING TO BREAK UP WITH HER.
AND THIS IS A PIECE OF-- AND THEN THIS HAPPENS!
YOU KNOW.
>> THIS IS-- IT'S-- IT'S MUCH TOO EXPENSIVE.
I CAN'T ACCEPT THIS.
>> HOW WOULD YOU KNOW IT'S SO EXPENSIVE?
>> I'VE INQUIRED ABOUT THIS WATCH.
>> I WAS WITH YOU.
>> JENNY, OKAY, THIS IS A $500 WATCH.
>> YOU ALWAYS WANTED THIS WATCH!
>> YES, BUT IT'S MUCH TOO EXTRAVAGANT.
YOU CAN'T AFFORD THIS.
>> THAT'S MY BUSINESS!
>> AND EVEN IF YOU COULD, IT'S MUCH TOO EXTRAVAGANT, GIVEN--
>> GIVEN WHAT?
>> IT'S TOO MUCH TO SPEND TO ME.
YOU SHOULDN'T BE GETTING ME JEWELRY?
>> WHY NOT?
IS IT TOO MEANINGFUL?
>> YOU INSCRIBED IT.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ).
>> Stephen: DOESN'T END HAPPILY.
I'M NOT GOING TO GIVE ANYTHING WAY, BUT IT DOESN'T END HAPPILY.
>> IT'S-- I WILL SAY THIS, LIKE, WORKING WITH WOODY ALLEN WAS A
DREAM COME TRUE AND IT'S A REALLY BEAUTIFUL MOVIE AND I'M
REALLY PROUD OF IT.
>> Stephen: WELL, I'M REALLY PROUD YOU'RE HERE TONIGHT.
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE.
( APPLAUSE ) "WONDER WHEEL" OPENS FRIDAY.