I am on a mission to discover what is the best--even perhaps the bestest--match
for an INFJ such as myself. What personality type makes the best
girlfriend? Well we've looked at a few already, but today--this is... this is a big
deal, because we are going to be looking at the opposite--the exact opposite type
of the INFJ. You know they say opposites attract, but I don't know... I'm a little
afraid of this one. I feel like I say I'm afraid every week and I... Am I just afraid
of women? Should I just confront that? I don't know. Of course I always like to do
my research, so we're gonna check out a few of the MBTI sites see what they say
about ESTPs, especially ESTPs and relationships, and we're gonna see: should
I even try? Should I try to date an ESTP? Should I get an ESTP girlfriend in my
life? We're starting out looking at the strenths and wacknesses of the ESTP.
Alright so first let's look at the strengths. Can be quite charming. Maybe
not, but "can be." Witty, clever, and popular. Very nice. Earthy and sensual. I imagine a
girl rubbing dirt on her face. She's earthy man. And she hasn't taken a shower
in a week. But look as much of an upside as being earthy is, being an earthy chick,
let's look at the downsides, the pitfalls, the things that will trip you up later
and make you wish that you had never gotten involved. May fall into the habit
of ignoring conflict rather than solving it. This will be great with me because I
do the same thing. So we'll just never fight about anything until we've been
together for like ten years and then all of a sudden you'll just have a news
report of a double homicide. Don't naturally make lifelong commitments, they
take things one day at a time. Well that's just an extra challenge
for old FJ. Let's look at Truity because they've got a light bulb logo, you know
that they're serious. ESTP, the Dynamo, they jump out of planes. Here we go ESTPs
and other personality types. They're just gonna give me the answer. Do they
work with INFJs? Alright kindred spirits, no, I'm not there.
Intriguing differences, no. Potential
compliments... "potential," not really. Challenging opposites... INFJ... I'm a
challenging opposite... But you know I have discovered that I like a challenge in a
relationship. I kind of like to get into relationships that subconsciously I know
aren't gonna work out, so perhaps the ESTP is just right for me. And look man,
INFJ, the counselor, look there's a white guy and a black guy... he's got his arm
around him... they are crossing racial divides. This is heartwarming. Famous ESTPs.
Oh my gosh, Donald Trump. President Trump. I could--I imagine dating this girl
who's basically just like Donald Trump in thirty year old woman form.
Every argument you get into she's like "Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me. I think I
did a really great job. Everybody's saying what a wonderful
girlfriend I am to you. Believe me, folks. Believe me." This is the worst Donald
Trump impersonation possibly ever attempted.
Very Well Mind has this confusing graphic where you see these two people
here... one guy's whispering to the other guy, it looks like some kind of mafia
movie. He's paying the guy off to bury a body under the construction site. Then
you have a paramedic who's fondling a blob on the ground. I guess he's supposed
to be giving CPR. Maybe it's a body already in the body bag.
You know I'm reading all these things on the internet but I realized that I know
a ESTP. We're gonna give her a call. I've got some questions. They need
answers. Some hot questions. Okay... that's a weird way to put it.
We're calling my friend LuAnn.
She's not answering...
Hey Lu, I'm looking at the the ESTP. I'm researching to see if it would make a
suitable girlfriend. This is not a weird way of me asking you out in a round
about way, by the way. LuAnn you are an ESTP correct?
LuAnn: Yes
Frank: Okay so you can verify
these questions I have right?
LuAnn: I think so.
Frank: This is very important. This is an extremely
important series of questions I have for you. Would you say you're earthy? Do you rub
dirt on your face?
LuAnn: No.
Frank: Would you call yourself the female equivalent of Donald Trump?
Yes that's a yes, OK.
Have you ever paid off somebody to bury a body under a construction site?
LuAnn: Have I or would I?
Frank: Oh well...
Is it true that ESTPs are easily bored?
LuAnn: Yes.
Frank: Are you bored right now?
If you saw a white guy with his arm around a black guy around the shoulder would
you think that that guy was perhaps a good match for you romantically?
LuAnn: Say what?
Frank: One more question. Do you shop at Society6
for cool artwork, t-shirts, posters,
whatever cool stuff you want? Have you-- do you shop there?
Well it doesn't matter link is in the description.
LuAnn I gotta go, I gotta check out some dank ESTP memes. Thanks so
much for helping me out. And people should go check out your channel Love
Lu. Okay goodbye.
Let's see if YouTube wants to show a commercial
But of course the most authoritative
source that we can go to to find out about ESTP girls and if they make a
suitable girlfriend is Tumblr. The ESTP girlfriend meme by the talented Holly
Hayes. She's got blue tips so she's edgy. She's got some kind of illicit
paraphernalia in her mouth. I am not even sure what's in her hands there, I don't
know if I want to look too closely, but she looks like she has an anarchy shirt
on over a pair of blue cargo pants.
I'll sleep when I'm DEAD.
Whoa, how did my hair catch on fire? Oh well, let's just roll with it. See the ESTP girlfriend, she
just rolls with the punches, she doesn't give a foxtrot. Trump didn't do nothing
wrong. Alright, so standing up for a fellow ESTP.
They're very type loyal. Secretly craves external validation from others, pretends
not to care what anyone thinks. Ah ok, I see what's going on, I see what
you're doing, girl. OK, OK. Drives 100 miles per hour in a
residential area. When you're in the suburbs, you've got to get your kicks
somehow, and who can blame you for driving 100 miles an hour? Yeah I was
paying attention when you told us the rules it's just I don't really care. For
the ESTP girlfriend, rules are merely suggestions. It truly is the opposite of
me because I am always like, "Can you tell me the rules? Thank you, I will follow the
rules now. Are you sure there's not more? Because I feel like we could use a
little more structure here."
Irrational anger intensifies. You know I really have
a thing for irrationally angry women. It's just--it's just one of my things--
it's my type. Hey did you hear that I'm literally the
coolest person ever? Yeah I don't know who said it but they were completely on
point. Believe me folks, believe me. Everyone says I'm the greatest.
Insults you to show affection. Oh, wow, she insulted me. Oh my gosh... oh my gosh.
Hey hold on a sec let me just do a backflip off this tree real quick. Dang.
You take her on a date to the park for a picnic, she's gonna be just doing backflips off
of trees, she's gonna be... drinking out of cups. Hey look
at my new pet tiger I just stole it from a zoo five minutes ago lmao. You know
sometimes Petco just isn't enough, it doesn't have the selection you want. They
got some stupid orange cat, some calico cat, naw. Normal person making a bowl of
cereal: they just make a bowl of cereal. Sort of like in my last video where I
tried chicken and waffles cereal. You can click or tap the card right there.
But an ESTP making a bowl of cereal, hoho, it's not so simple. Runs into the kitchen,
slams open the pantry, roundhouse kicks the cereal box out of the pantry, back
flips over to the cupboard... Man this is uh--this is like a Jackie Chan movie.
Smashes the cupboard into pieces, picks up a bowl from the wreckage, cartwheels
into the fridge, summons milk out from the fridge through sheer intimidation--
there's an intimidation factor that I really appreciate in the ladies. Mixes
them into the bowl, flings bowl like a frisbee onto the table, back flips into
the chair before the cereal bowl even gets there,
smashes entire bowl into face, [funny sound] delicious. But do you think she would
like the chicken and waffle cereal? Conformity is death. See that's why she's
over here with a doobie in her mouth, with blue hair, because she doesn't want
to conform. I've destroyed five new phones in the past two weeks... Well that's
just reckless. Of course I'm not planning on giving up drugs after the baby comes,
she can just do them with me, no child of mine is gonna be a square. That's a very
attractive thing to see, that motherly instinct in a gal. I think the ESTP
girlfriend really has a shot, although everyone is saying there's no way she
can win FJ's heart, there ain't no way, the math doesn't work, it's impossible.
But you never know, long shots have happened before. Thanks for watching.
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