You laugh you lose.
Hahahaha!
Then, you lose.
Hahahaha!
And you lose again! Alright.
Now, we're gonna run to a series of clips
we've never seen or hope we haven't seen it.
Of course, the game is
So original, like you guys -
The only right way to play the viola.
I'm not laughing.
Oh, this is a viola concerto?
Damn it.
It's so dumb.
Guys...
Once again, an example of why
we make viola jokes on this channel.
That is uh...
Th - That is a prime example of a violist in their element.
What??!
Ahh!!!
Wait, you got to do that in a concert one day.
- Hahahaha. Ahh!!! - Ahh!!!!
It's cause he is playing the viola...
Bro...
Why...
Why is this...
It's the inner... The inner...
Resentment that builds up from being a violist.
I would pay -
I will pay money to watch a concert like that.
That will be the only viola concerto that I would watch.
- Maybe. Maybe not. - The bow is like a magic wand.
Yeah, it's like...
- Cha! - Choomm!
Da!!!
Magic!
I've seen this.
Oh.
Oh...
- Freaking... - Oooh...
- That's more painful than funny. - Yeah.
I like flinched...
- I was like oh... - I've seen this before it still looks painful.
Damn.
Next, nice one.
Violas are not necessary.
Why is it always the violist?
- Oh. - Very in tune.
More in tune than the viola.
That's why he's using it.
Ooh...
Balloon is the official instrument of the quartet now.
- Goodbye violas. I salute you. - Ka - Ching!
That would be so hard.
- I know. It is hard. - For rhythm.
- Like to get the - - You're controlling like...
The distance needs to dictate up and down.
Yeah... It's like -
- Cause it's like the next beat. - Yeah.
Oh, no. What's he gonna do now?
Left hand pizz.
Maybe. I don't know.
Oh, no...
Wow...
Bro...
Dude...
If Paganini played the freaking table tennis...
When Asian comes to violin playing.
- Oh! He's singing? - Oh!!!!!
Oh!!!
Dude, one step closer to Ling Ling.
He's doing like yoga.
Wow, that's pretty good.
Nice.
Funny? I don't know, but impressive.
What is he doing...
It's nasty.
I'm like...
Impressed but also kind of weirded out.
See - see...
It would be okay, but they're sharing like spit.
Yeah.
They are blowing pew pew - Unless they're like -
It's like that hot steamy air that's inside like the mouth...
Even if you're a couple that's weird.
- Yeah. - It's kind of like disgusting.
Like you're like pppf, ppf, ppf.
- Spitting at each other. You're just like... - Yeah. And...
And like...
Do they have to be closing their eyelids like that?
It's like...
Like... You're like...
Spit at me from the other si - Okay, no.
- Alright, alright. I mean, that wasn't funny. - I don't know, man.
That was just more like weird.
This~
- Is the piece that has the most boring part~ - Oh my god.
Ever written for the bass~
You play a C and then a G~
And then a C and then another G~
- On and on for pages~ - Is that true? Cause if that's true, that's so funny.
Why~
Does every other instrument~
Get something better to do,
if it's not a melody,
- at least there's enough variety to keep them awake. - I'd argue that.
Ah, but then I thank my lucky stars, when I think~
How much worse it would be~
To play the drum.
- The way he ended the video was the funniest bit. - He's like...
I got my point out.
- Stops recording. - The whole world needs to see - Yeah.
Whole world needs to see.
Dude look at his...
That's so impressive.
That's skill...
That's what French horn people are doing...
When they have long tacets
while the violins are playing all the notes.
That's how you kill time.
Is this Nielsen? With the two timpanis?
Oh, no... Oh, no!!!
He's like... Do I play?
Oh....
That's not funny. That's just stress-inducing.
Oh, that was too much...
- Oh... Oh... - It's like... Oh, oh, page turn. Oh, oh!!! Page turn!
Bro, I relate to that sh**.
Worst... Worst feeling.
Especially in a concert.
- It's the worst. You just gotta do it. - Like in an orchestra setting. It's like you're
not just letting yourself down
You're letting all 100...
- Musicians. - Or it's even worse if you're in a quartet.
- Yeah, cause it's very exposing you - - You are just like, oh no...
No...
No... Nah, nah, nah, nah...
He got me there.
They're playing two different keys.
I initially thought...
Maybe...
Half the orchestra got like...
The original music and half of it got like
- a transposed version.... - Cause it was that bad?
- Well... Yeah, but then... - Dude...
- That doesn't make sense. - It was pretty funny
I found - It got me there.
That was pretty funny.
Cause it's not just out of tune,
it's literally like a semitone apart.
It's just like...
- I don't know, man. - Awaeeurrghh.
Yeah, I don't think it's the kids that can't play.
- They sound like they can play, I think - - It's like -
It's just cause they are not...
It's more like didn't they rehearse
- and the conductor figured this out? - I know, what happened to his...
Organizing...
Practice...
It's called - It's called rehearsals, guys.
- Yeah, exactly. - It's practice and rehearsals.
Oh...
Oh, Hilary Hahn.
- Dude... It's like the Ling Ling workout. - That sounded nice.
She can sing for me any day
and play for me every day.
She did the Ling Ling workout before...
It was even invented.
Dude, the cats getting into it.
Dude, the TV screen's getting destroyed.
That was funny.
Well...
At least someone's following the conductor for once.
Ohhh!!!!
You can't make them laugh, you lose.
Looks like it's time to go back to practice, Brett.
Alright.
Thank you very much for watching today.
I hope you didn't laugh and you didn't lose.
But if you did...
- Then - - Dude, that orchestra one was so bad.
Aw, man.
Make sure to practice so you -
And make sure you rehearse, guys.
Number-one rule rehearse before a concert.
Alright. Guys, thanks for watching. Goodbye.