[Music]
hi
i'm josh i'm ollie and today i've got
one of everything
from a fish and chip shop menu
so we've brought in our resident fish
and chip expert
something like that luke i feel like
probably the best representation for
a good british palace do you love fish
and chips i like fish and chips
fish and chips is the most famous
british food but chippies sell so much
more than just fish and chips
what do british people really eat at a
fish and chip shop this honestly looks
like when you first unpack an ikea box
it's all glass it's all glass look at
how soggy it is that's how it's meant to
be
what do you mean to be soggy well they
already put salt and vinegar on it yeah
i would add more salt to that really the
guy added so
much salt yeah extra sugar yes
that was good yeah literally that's how
they do it in the chip and yeah
he did that he literally did it for
chocolate chips he did it for like a
minute
that's what you want
i think it's safe to say this is a
classic chip from a fish and chip shop
in england
it's chunky is thick i remember as a
teenager you'd go up to the park
you get a cone of chips then you'd go
home and have dinner that your mum
cooked
that's why we have an obesity problem in
the chip shop
they always ask you if you want to open
or close and that's obviously we got it
closed but they sometimes will just wrap
it in a cone and then feel the cone
but open you always get more interesting
tips
because it won't make they want to make
it out yeah imagine that if that applies
to like other things
you're buying a tv yeah should we open
everything up let's do it and then we
can get stuck in
my heart rate is elevated just looking
at this how often do you eat
a meal like this luke i can have fish
and chips maybe once or twice a month
but not to this scale well you don't
order one of everything off of the menu
right
here just i've never done one operating
menu not only do i love fish and chips
i'm so excited that we're doing one of
everything okay luke
start us off let's go with the most
traditional standard stuff and work our
way out from there shall we
so the standard is cod and chips that's
like okay standard british
okay great but i always go yeah oh
sausage
and scampi battered sausage and scampi
wow okay that's we should be careful
what we say here because
it already sounds like they're getting
demonetised
this curry sauce yeah i think that's a
northern thing i grew up in the south of
england
okay curry sauces and in my experience
not a big thing
i should just establish i mean we
haven't said already me and ollie we
don't have fish chips that often
almost never we're missing ketchup hang
on a second
when we bought this luke yeah the guy
asked if you wanted salt and vinegar you
said yes
he literally emptied basically an entire
can
of salt and like a half a bottle of
vinegar on that
yeah it's already covered in that stuff
are you gonna dip it in ketchup as well
what are you so surprised about
i know you don't like that i just i
don't do fish and chips i've seen people
do this before but it doesn't feel real
to me
oh you're putting more vinegar on that's
a lot of vinegar okay that's good that's
good okay
oh my gosh that's good i don't like it
with the ketchup no i'm not found
ketchup
hit me with some cardstock wow look at
that all right
that's really good very good can i say
that
very oily like it and my hands are
covered in oil now it's all fish oil in
there
i don't think i fry it in fish oil
oh there are crispy bits there's part of
the challenge the vast majority of it is
just a kind of flaccid mess
should we try the other fish options
well that's more that's called again
that's cod bites
but i don't understand what's happening
with nuggets i don't know why copyright
is
this isn't more of the same we just had
was not more of the same it's a
good whole fish that's good i actually
prefer it as a fight than is the one
whole thing
is this all british fish by the way i
don't know i didn't fish it
i think this one was rock but i have no
idea what rock fish is
this one it's rock hard
[Laughter]
it is actually rock hard yeah i think
there's a bone in there it's a giant
bone look look at that that's a spine
i don't know if that's it's fishier
that's true
oh it's much fishier it's definitely
a lot fishier i don't like rock
okay next up this is place isn't it
there's a little less meat
you can see why it's cheaper than cod
don't you is it is it cheaper
the expensive one fish cake differences
with this one you know yes
it's breaded that's it oh
you know that is the reaction for most
people
you know how people get really worked up
and passionate about whether a jaffa
cake is a cake
it's called a cake so it is a cake it's
called a cake is it
clearly a biscuit okay
you know what i'm not a fan of that just
like choo choo bread
yes right down your alley next up is it
time
battered sausage now luke do you want to
walk us through what that is
what's going on there is this in batter
it's literally just a deep fried sausage
in batter yeah i do remember as a kid
when we used to go to fish and chip
shops i wasn't a big fan of fish
this is what i used to go for and i
remember them being like a pound
whereas fish is like seven quid or
something like way more expensive to me
it just feels like that is good it feels
like a corn dog has massively improved
on that though
it takes the pretty stuff
what is it what is that because it's
sheathed in something yeah it's exactly
the same as that it does look
exactly like a sausage it looks like
they haven't unpacked it
now that literally just tastes like your
sausage from your traditional
english breakfast yeah it tastes like a
sausage yeah well there's a lot of
different types of sausages exactly
sausage sauce
yeah what's a saucy sauce they've done
it twice
i feel like we just try this there's no
like do you eat the red thing yeah i've
noticed on a fish and chip menu they
often will serve
like savoy and chips and that's a meal
brittle
no that tastes like a frankfurter
it smells like a frankfurter with a bath
sausage i like to get a side of scampi
which is that
i love it that's good yeah stamping is
great that is good
breaded got that prawny kind of flavor
larvae all right let's keep going all
right nuggets
what have you got over there that is a
oh
a chip butty blows my mind that this is
the thing
take a step back for a second it's a
potato sandwich
you need to add some peas from fried
potatoes
walk us through what a chip battery is
white bread loads and loads of butter
chips and then i think the addition of
the mushy peas is a nice addition
wow okay and this is something you'll
find in most fish and chip shops i can't
speak to all fish and chip shops
or you're not like a trade
representative
and people buy yeah wow can i say
that is very simple yeah that's not my
favorite thing but we're not in the
right setting for a kickback
we need to be on the beach and chips is
like the nostalgia
objectively i don't think is nice
if all you've ever had is save floyd
yeah you have like this oh yeah i need a
savage with my fish and chips right yeah
then that is like okay then some people
it's national
traditional is nice in all contexts
well you did say objectively that's not
nice
[Laughter]
well you are going to get fired from
that trade representative
all right i want to get involved on this
curry sauce it looks very
intense courage that's what happens to
me
oh terrible that's actually way better
than i was expecting it to be but it's
not good is it
i like that we've got such different
tastes
you don't like that no are you serious
that's one of the best things we've had
there was something olly that
luke didn't want to get but i said we're
going to get one of everything on the
menu okay so i got it
and that is right here off for this
yeah how are you feeling about this luke
because you weren't really up for it i
do not i've never had spam you've never
had spam
you're gonna love this
yeah that's the way to eat spam that's
good
i'd have a battered sausage it's on a
level it's not that different no it's
not on a level
now you may have noticed we ordered some
chicken i didn't know fish and chip
shops do chicken
i wasn't sure about ordering chicken
from a fish chip shop it felt a bit
wrong
oh you guys have gone in it's literally
just plain chicken
i'm seasoned is it chicken
you're gonna hate it honestly
that's literally the driest chicken i've
ever tasted in my life
there is one more thing that's very
traditional hit me oh wow
that's pickled onion have you had a big
onion before no my wife loves them when
i refuse to eat them
all right it does smell very intense do
this do you
no you are mentally
oh
very juicy
it's so it's so it's like a feeling
acidic that is literally disgusting i've
spat mine
[Laughter]
you like all of this well
this has been an adventure through what
british people really have to ship
shop josh you and i are going to get
hate on this video why
for not loving fish and chips sometimes
there's nothing better than a slightly
soggy slightly crispy chip
okay for some nice freshly caught fish
yeah for a good battered sausage
the best place to enjoy is sat on the
seaside okay
enjoying your company very much yeah to
be sat on the beach eating these fish
and chips fresh out the sea
we could also we could be scenarios
[Laughter]
i felt bad about the amount of bad
mouthing we did for fish and chips over
the years
i do not feel bad it's worse than i
remember
it's diabolical it's absolutely
diabolical it is
the easiest thing to say it is it's not
diverse so you said that sometimes
no but sometimes there's nothing better
than a soggy chip
and i would say
that's like saying sometimes i fancy a
big fart
you know sometimes it doesn't mean
that's a good thing
i want to share with other people
here you got it guys if you ever do not
come to england
now you know what's dry in the meantime
we'll see you jolly soon
see you later guys hi
my name is jasmine from the cotswolds
england
and my reason to be jolly is netflix
lockdown was a hard one but netflix got
me through it