♪♪
[audience cheering]
[giggling]
- Oh! Ooh, I have an idea!
Let's play Bloody Mary.
- What's Bloody Mary?
- Okay, they say if you stand in front of a mirror
and say "Bloody Mary" three times,
she'll appear behind you.
- Whoa!
- Meh, Bloody Mary is so the 1500s.
Let's play JoJo Siwa.
- Wait, how do you play JoJo Siwa?
- Well, it's the same thing as Bloody Mary pretty much,
except for you stand in front of the mirror,
and you say "JoJo Siwa" three times,
and YouTube star and sensation, JoJo Siwa
[squealing] will appear right next to you.
- Wait, JoJo Siwa?
You mean that preteen with like 10 million subscribers
who only wears neon colors and big bows?
How is that scary?
- Huh, yeah.
But, well, here's an idea: let's not play it.
- Okay, we're playing.
Come on, don't be chicken.
All right, ready? Okay?
JoJo Siwa, JoJo Siwa, JoJo Siwa.
[electricity crackling]
- [yelling] Hey, what's up, you guys?
It's JoJo Siwa!
[screaming]
- I love you guys!
I love my fans!
I love partying and just being myself!
Make sure to like, comment, smash that subscribe button!
[electricity crackling]
[audience cheering]
- She's even harder to understand in real life...
[audience laughing]
- What? I'm not scared.
- Huh, yeah!
Let's not play it anymore.
- No, we need to do it again.
Come on, I'll go next.
- [muttering] Oh, why?
- JoJo Siwa, JoJo Siwa, JoJo Siwa!
[electricity crackling]
[spitting out confetti]
- See? Nothing even happened.
[screaming]
- She branded us!
- Denim and rhinestones?
Is she a monster?
- She is a sixteen-year-old that dresses like a nine-year-old
that dresses like a five-year-old!
[audience laughing]
- Look, she left a message!
[breathy JoJo Siwa whispering]
- No, no, no!
I don't want to!
I don't need that.
I don't need this.
- [yelling] Hold the drama!
I just wanna dance!
[screaming]
If they say your voice is too loud, pump it up!
If they say you wear too many sequins, slap more on there!
[high-pitched] I love you guys!
[nervous whimpering]
- Hey, you guys wanna ride in my BMW?
It has my face on it!
[screaming]
- No!
- Anyway, peace out, Siwanators.
[electricity crackling]
- Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! What?
- Well, we're still not scared, right, Kimmy?
- [squeaky voice] ...you don't need to hear an idea.
We're just not gonna play anymore, and that's it.
We're not playing anymore.
- You have to go next!
- No.
- Come on! It's only fair.
[screaming]
- Fine!
JoJo Siwa, JoJo Siwa, JoJo Siwa!
[electricity crackling]
- [yelling] Oh no!
She's gonna sing!
♪♪
♪ Dance, do it!
Prance, move it! ♪
♪ Use it, groove it, boogie down to it! ♪
- Worse, she's rapping!
- And rhyming it with it!
- [screaming] Five times!
- It's so scary my hair is falling off!
- Oh no, there's more.
♪ Don't pay attention to the haters. ♪
♪ Tell them, "Haters, see you later!" ♪
♪ Just put on a bow and then they'll know ♪
♪ that you go, go, go! ♪
[screaming hysterically]
[camera clicking]
[audience cheering]
- Hey, everyone!
It's JoJo Siwa!
[whining indistinctly] on my YouTube channel.
Thanks for living your best life,
and make sure to like, smash that subscribe button,
and comment below with your favorite YouTube star.
Hope it's me!
Whoo!