>> FOR THE SECOND TIME IN JUST OVER A YEAR, THE SENATE WILL
TRANSFORM INTO A PROVERBIAL COURTROOM TODAY FOR THE
IMPEACHMENT TRIAL OF FORMER PRESIDENT TRUMP.
THIS TIME, THE CHAMBER WILL DETERMINE IF THE FORMER
PRESIDENT IS CULPABLE FOR INCITING THE INSURRECTION ON THE
CAPITOL ON JANUARY THE 6th.
>> IN THE IMPEACHMENT SYSTEM, DEMOCRACY IS REPRESENTED BY TWO
SEPARATE, YET EQUALLY IMPORTANT GROUPS: THE HOUSE, WHICH
IMPEACHES; AND THE SENATE, WHICH SEEMS OKAY WITH THE PRESIDENT
SENDING ANGRY MOBS TO MURDER THEM.
( DUN-DUN
LET'S TAKE IT AGAIN.
IN THE IMPEACHMENT SYSTEM, DEMOCRACY IS THE HOUSE, WHICH
HAS A SOLID CASE; AND THE SENATE, WHICH SAYS YOU CAN'T
IMPEACH BECAUSE HE'S NOT IN OFFICE ANYMORE.
BUT THEY DID IMPEACH HIM WHILE HE WAS IN OFFICE.
( DUN-DUN )
LET'S GIVE IT ANOTHER TRY.
THOSE WHO ACCEPT FACT AS REALITY AND THOSE WHO BELIEVE IN JEWISH
SPACE LASERS.
( DUN-DUN )
I WILL NOT BE DUN-DUNNED UNTIL I SAID MY PEACE.
( DUN-DUN )
I QUIT!
I'M GOING TO WORK FOR "LAW & ORDER: FREE BRITNEY UNIT."
>> IN THE BRITNEY JUSTICE SYSTEM, IT'S TIME TO FREE
BRITNEY.
>> IT'S BRITNEY, BITCH.
( DUN-DUN ) ( DUN-DUN )
>> Announcer: IT'S "A LATE SHOW WITH STEPHEN COLBERT."