How ya go’in ya big bloody beautiful bastards?
Here’s me voice.
It’s time to take another look at aggressive weather on Earth.
This big arse tornado has some kinda beef with suburbia.
What the hell is that?
There’s a Ringwraith or witch
flying around in the bloody storm.
This tree is going to the bathroom to lay down in the bath.
I hear that’s a good idea.
I dunno.
I’ve never been in a tornado.
Except when I’m in love.
Hahaha.
Oh that window was broken.
Go back.
Get close to it.
Stick ya head out through the jagged glass.
Confirmed.
Big storm.
“Aw yeah, the new renovations look great!"
"It should definitely add value to the property.”
“Ah Jimbo, what property?"
"I don’t see anything in front of us.”
“Fuck."
"Let’s go to the pub."
"I knew building on the waterfront was a shit idea.”
This right here is passive aggressive weather.
Planet Earth is like
“I’m not gonna send a hurricane or an earthquake
or a flood of lava towards you pesky humans today,
I’m just gonna slooooowly erode the land
and swallow up your houses in my own time.
No rush.
I have all the time in the world.”
Part of me wishes Earth would be upfront with us.
Fucken end it.
Or don’t.
No playing dodgy games like this.
Sooooo
This isn’t a storm.
It's fucking Arnold Schwarzenegger time travelling.
What’s going on in the distance here?
There’s a woman crawling through some aggressive weather.
Is that a new trend?
Is that something young folk are doing on the Tiky Toky?
Actually, I think she’s got roller skates on.
She was going out for a good old fashioned roller skate.
And now it’s turned into a good old-fashioned
fight for survival.
Get to the chopper.
Now there’s another person that’s taken their kid for a walk.
I’m sure that’s a pram.
What’s gonna be next?
Someone on a bloody unicycle out there?
No, no, no, no, no.
Family down!
Drag the kid and the pram to safety
ASAP.
It’s character building.
It will be a good memory for the kid eventually.
“Hey grandad, remember that time you took me for a walk?"
"That was fucked.”
Yeah nah yeah just follow the roller skate sheila.
I admire humans who make the best
out of a shitty water based situation.
The band in the movie Titanic.
This guy.
I think they have a fair dinkum spot on attitude
in situations with rising water.
I guess if my house was being destroyed
by aggressive weather,
I’d play the first song I learnt on guitar.
Blink 182’s Dammit.
That would be my House is Getting Destroyed song.
Aggressive Weather can be peaceful.
I know that’s a weird thing to say.
But in some parts of the world
when shit hits the fan it’s quite lovely.
Like Wyoming in America.
This is a friendly aggressive storm.
Or ya know
Iceland.
That looks really cool.
You can’t get too pissy about the weather in Iceland.
It’s called Iceland.
You know what ya getting.
A Land of Ice.
And yeah nah probably wind.
These two might wanna get to the chopper.
“The storm knocks us over.”
Okay, no worries.
Whatever gets you a good Tikey Tokey video.
Go for it.
This storm actually isn’t peaceful,
but the bloke really is making it look peaceful.
That's nice.