-One of those great things about live television.
James Franco hosted. There was a scene where he --
There was some blood. And you --
You actually, like, maybe almost threw up on live television.
Is that possible? -Okay.
Let me explain. -Okay.
-Okay, I didn't know I had a problem with blood like that.
-Oh, you found out on live TV.
-I found out.
Well, during the rehearsals, I was just like, "Mm."
You know, 'cause I watch a lot of bloody stuff,
so I'm like, "Oh, I'll be --"
And all of a sudden, like -- "Mm. Mm, that's -- Mm.
Ooh, that's making me feel kind of mm, some kind of way."
You know, I'm like, "Mm. I can do it."
And Kenan was like, "Are you gonna be okay?"
"Oh! Mm, I'm fine.
As long as it don't get on me and stuff,
I think I'll be okay."
James is evil. -Yeah.
[ Laughter ] -James knew. He knew.
He perfectly timed, and it went right into my mouth.
-Here's a good shot at exactly how much --
[ Audience groans ]
Here you are sizing up exactly what happened.
[ Laughter ]
-Let me tell you, it went into my mouth.
I immediately threw up in my mouth.
[ Audience groans ]
But I was in my head, mentally like,
"You are not about to throw up on live TV.
You are not gonna do that!
Swallow it! Swallow it!"
So I was like, "Ugh! Ugh! Aah, aah, aah!"
-I think that's this moment right there.
[ Laughter ]
-No, Kenan was laughing so hard,
'cause I was trying to get off the stage.
I was trying to get off the stage,
and he just kept pulling me -- "No, no, no!
We got to finish this scene!"
[ Both laugh ]
-I want to ask you -- -Oh, my God.
-One of my favorite things to do on this show --
we've done it a couple times now --
"Game of Jones." -Yes!
-We watch an episode of "Game of Thrones" together.
"Game of Thrones" has announced
they're not coming back till 2019.
-Bastards. -Yeah. Is that --
-You know, I wrote them so many letters.
-Yeah. -I was just like --
I was, like, "How dare you leave me with a blue dragon?!"
[ Laughter ]
"How dare you!"
-Were you an early adopter of "Game of Thrones."
Did you start watching as soon as it aired or did you catch up?
-No, I actually accidentally caught an episode.
I was flipping through the TV,
and I don't know if I caught Cersei and the dude together.
I don't know what it was, but I was, like,
"Ooh, this is so interesting." [ Laughter ]
-If I had told you about the show and explained it to you,
do you think you would've thought you would've liked it?
-Yeah. -Oh, okay.
-As soon as you said dragon, I would've been, like, "What?"
-Okay, gotcha. -"Dragons?"
-All right, great. Well, I'm glad that worked out.
Something that's happening -- -And you know
what's gonna happen with the blue dragon, right?
-What's gonna happen with the blue dragon?
-Okay, the dude, the little young one
that look high all the time. What is his name?
-Which one?
-The little one that can't walk no more.
-Oh, yeah, Bran, Bran, yeah. -Bran!
Bran is going -- he's gonna take over that dragon.
-Oh, he is.
-'Cause you know he know how to do the thing.
He know how to jump into the animal.
So he gonna see the dragon, go...
[ Laughter ]
-Okay, great. I can't wait for that.
[ Laughing ]
By the way, Leslie, you're supposed to say "spoiler alert"
before you ruin stuff.
-Hey, man, let me tell you something.
I wrecked the -- y'all...
[ Laughter ]
-I know something else you're excited about
that will be coming before "Game of Thrones."
You went to the last Summer Olympics --
-Aah! The Olympics! Yes, baby!
Slay all day, baby! Slay all day, USA!
-Do you...
Yeah, give it up for "Slay all day, USA."
[ Cheers and applause ]
-We talking about our athletes!
We talking about our athletes, baby!
-Are you as excited about the winter Olympic sports
as you are about summer?
-People are surprised, but, yes, I like it all.
I like all competition.
I love the ice-skating thing, even though they don't have
Tonya Harding and Nancy Kerrigan.
That was way more -- [ Light laughter ]
That was exciting, boy, when she got hit!
I'm -- I'm -- Okay. [ Laughter ]
But it was exciting times, boy.
It was an exciting time.
But they got a black Jamaican bobsled team.
-Oh, they do. That's great.
-Yes! [ Cheers and applause ]
-Yes! -Good.
-I'm so excit-- And then -- and then --
What's that event where they on the skis
and then they just be like...
[ Laughter ] -Ski jump. The ski jump.
[ Laughter ]
The ski jump.
-That's the one I like. That's the one I like.
-That's very good. You'd be very good at that.
-No, I wouldn't. [ Both laugh ]
-And when you were a kid -- true story --
you were so drawn to the Olympics
that you destroyed a bathroom trying to be Nadia Comaneci?
-Yes. [ Light laughter ]
I was -- Okay, I probably was like
6 feet tall in the sixth grade. -Uh-huh.
-I was really tall, so they wouldn't let me do gymnastics.
They was like, "You're too big."
So I was like, "Well, I need to prove you wrong," you know?
"And I need to prove my dad wrong,"
'cause my dad wanted me to be a basketball player.
So I was like, "All of y'all are just wrong."
[ Laughter ]
So, in my bathroom, there's the shower-rod thing.
-Yeah. -You know, shower rod and, uh...
I said, um, "It's time." -Yeah.
[ Laughter ] -You know?
-An athlete knows.
-An athlete knows when it's time to take it on.
You know? [ Laughter ]
So I got some baby powder, which is a little bit
more slipperier than the chalk they actually use.
-Yep, sure. Looks the same.
-It looks the same though, so...
And I even did the introduction.
[ Laughter ]
You know what I'm saying?
And I got on there, and I just, "Hoo!
Hoo!
And just tore the whole wall out.
[ Laughter and applause ]
The whole...
Ceramic...
Yo, I just -- [ Laughs ]
I remember my mom said, "Why?!
Why would you do this?!"
And my dad just laughed. -Oh, well, that's good.
-Yeah, my dad just laughed. -That's a nice combo.
Good to have one of each. Good to have one of each.
-Yeah, yeah, yeah. -Always so great to see you.
Can't wait for Saturday. -You, too, baby, yes!
-And, yeah, it will be great to see.
Hopefully you're playing a president next time I see you.
-Yay! -Leslie Jones, everybody!