deep fried food is disgusting bagpipes
are awful haggis is right are you a true
Scotsman right are you a true Scotsman
do you know where they you know whether
asking you as basic again heroes like
hell wears no underwear yeah you're
meeting two birds getting a bit of a
breeze I'm not seeing the animals gonna
pull up Mike Alverez I don't want to
feel a breeze you know so every time you
wear a kilt somebody thinks it's their
right to come up and inquire what you
wear under your killer have you ever
left in somebody's kill up or scar as
zombies yes have you yeah
I have always not one I don't spot new
true Scotsman you're not a speck should
enhance the grannies have been at the
bar all night they've had one too many
Sherry's are you a true Scotsman in fact
when it came in just like normal but
deep fried with this goth thing that's a
lie if you've ever had anything that's
deep-fried it makes it ten times better
are they always associated with
deep-fried Mars bars yeah you're going
to screw yourself in a long run but it's
good tastes good which incidentally I've
never seen one of these things in my
entire life I love that you can just go
into any champion be a player
I want to deep-fry a tall blonde
actually that smile that's my next
emotion Red's chips black put in white
pudding from steak pizza and don't think
I get like a deep-fried phone case I
think ladies deep fried pizza have you
had oh my god is this guy no I'm not
bother a deep-fried Indian curry and
deep-fried haggis is amazing yeah well I
can hold it right yeah that is the bee's
knees right there how about a deep-fried
grunt - what onions you know all of you
you can deep fry an onion oh yeah you
can just like be like right I want my
cool beat lashings yeah maybe I deep
fried corn clicks Wow yeah let me try
that pansy make it happen
Oh your fiery this [ __ ] you can't
find it people are afraid of Scott's and
I think you'll be violent good that
there's a scene scholar doesn't it the
square all let's go
if somebody says the square gold be mess
you know
outside right now even when you're
trying to be family it gets misconstrued
some things Michael stores like off in
the morning that's a Grande americano
the breast of things I'm dry storage a
coffee I've ever gotten into a situation
where I felt threatened then my accent
comes over much much stronger I'm
basically putting on a bevor a Big B
science Tiger voice it's like when the
cat makes us bad thank God to look more
scary the accent comes like much
stronger don't mess with me pal grand
scheme of things we actually take things
quite lightly so God knows where that
angry fire everything comes from
bagpipes are awful hundred percent
I hate though if his bagpipes like
together that's more than one bad
bagpipe but you don't like us singing to
a buck I think one do you know what
there's a time in a place it's just like
I got tiny place not here and not now
anyway maybe a Scottish cent you can
hear it it's like a cry yeah and you
just kind of feel that everyone kind of
gets it and no you hear that you just
saw pop your chest eh and walk they're
not pushy and just you know you just
feel very patriotic
if you ain't just putting your hand on
your chest I'm at the point of
Scotland's like the fact that it annoys
some other people
if you've ever been to an ending
Scottish reading be home I played
players there and an ending are clear no
way and it's the best feeling ever
just bumps thinking about it honestly
give her some by pinyon you can you
please a biker musical you must be
allergic to the Sun let a thing by in
the clouds
yeah you see that very often doing this
doesn't apply to us we are the Sun yeah
when the Sunday or the Scott school
that's my tea the thing is it's not Sun
cream I need it step X or jewel up to
one cool or something yeah you're head
of the face to tap SAFF perhaps the
Builder taps after gardener taps after
in the shopping sand you've got some
guts out have you tried heroin they'd
like because respect I know
no I haven't got don't say I've been a
bit busy recently people do ask you
that's quite a lot I think it's little
transporting yeah I don't even know who
you get it from me to do any you do any
heroin me I'm I'm having a few people or
what tonight do not I mean every time
you see me or at say goodbye be like
stay off the scag I know it to me
everything because I was the Scottish
person that he knew do why do you think
because we're Scottish we try him I find
a offensive and a bit annoying but it
was bigger than me why do you hate the
English these people they come up to Z
dependence and if you think you're gonna
see yes get your sword oh I would've but
independence I want over that's tell you
it's kind of playful but I think it's
like a rival ring thing on me and also
you get a bit tight on the bar if you
try to see that ice court so that other
take ones but I think sometimes that I'm
like who's very Desert English oh
they're all that kind of baby just
breathe hard resolve don't a brief heart
it's literally in the mess it's in the
stories and the English like you're cool
you've got some good actors just stop
please don't diamond about the World Cup
the main reason is because the sky
football team are [ __ ] and there would
be nothing to do during the World Cup if
you didn't support whoever England was
playing I'm actually wonder what a
cutlass yeah I'll have to eat more water
not sure you know is you love language I
personally don't hey I don't linguist
people I love them take a class we've
got
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