Hey, you guys, I'm gonna go out and take a walk.
Phoebe, why, why is your bag moving?
- Oh. It's not. - Seriously. It's moving.
What the hell's in there?
It's just my knitting, that's all. Ooh.
Yes, I knit this.
I'm very good.
[instrumental music]
You know, Ross's apartment is nice.
How come we don't hang out here more often?
I don't know. Maybe because it smells so weird.
It's like old pumpkins or something.
Hmm. That's my pie.
Which smells delicious.
- Uh-oh. Uh-oh. - What?
We left Joey alone with the food.
Yep! Yep! I knew it.
There he is...feeding stuffing to a dog!
[telephone ringing]
Hi, Geller-Bing residence. How can I help?
Phoebe, why is there a dog in our apartment?
I'm sorry. Who's this?
Phoebe, there's a dog sitting on my couch.
Tell her I am allergic, and I will sue.
- No, there's no dog here. - Yes, there is.
H-he's black and white, and shaggy
'and he's sitting next to Rachel and licking Rachel's hand.'
Oh, my God, where are you?
I'll be right there.
[knocking on door]
[gasping] They're here already?
How are they doing this?
Hi, Tag. What are you doing here?
I, uh, wanted to see if your offer
to spend Thanksgiving with you was still good.
Well, sure. Come on in.
Well, what-what happened to your girlfriend?
We, uh, kind of broke up this morning.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Yeah, so she went back to Ohio.
Ohio! Thank you.
[instrumental music]
Huh. Where's the dog?
What dog? There's-there's no dog here.
Yeah, that dog left.
Phoebe? Phoebe, open up.
(Phoebe) 'Th-there's no dog in here.'
[dog barking]
Phoebe, we can hear the dog barking.
(Phoebe) 'No, that's just me coughing.'
[Phoebe coughing]
[dog barking]
Oh, good. There you are.
Listen, um, I have a dog in my room.
What is it doing here?
Well, I'm watching it for some friends who went out of town.
Wait.
Hello. My name is Clunkers.
May I please stay with you nice people?
Oh, oh, oh.
I wish you could stay here, but Chandler's allergic.
Extremely allergic, okay?
If I am anywhere near a dog for more than five minutes
my throat will just close up.
That's odd, 'cause this dog's been living here
for the past three days.
[hoarsely] Really?
Chandler, if the dog has been here that long
and you haven't had a reaction
maybe you're not allergic to this dog.
Well, it still has to go, right?
- Why? - Why?
Okay, it's, um--
Don't do it!
Don't do what?
I have to. Okay? It's time.
- Okay, I hate dogs. - What?
- Crazy! Why? - Are you out of your mind?
Told ya.
They are needy.
They are jumpy.
And you can't tell what they are thinking
and that scares me a little bit.
You're right, they are scary.
[screaming] She just ate a treat out of my hand!
Wait a minute. Do you not like all dogs?
I mean, not even puppies?
Is there a puppy here?
You don't like puppies?
Okay, you are new.
Look, Chandler, I told you.
Never tell anyone about this dog thing.
It's like Ross not liking ice cream.
- You don't like ice cream? - It's too cold!
Okay, it's just that dogs make me a little uncomfortable.
Hurts my teeth.
And I-I don't want to say this, and I don't want you guys
to hate me, but, uh..
...I don't think I can be around that dog anymore, okay?
So either the dog goes, or I go. Huh.
Oh, my God!