("National Anthem")
- You look just like Colin Kaepernick.
- Shut up! (laughs)
(dramatic opera music)
My name is Chelsea Bowen.
I'm representing the Republican Party.
- My name is Tom Conquergood.
I'm about as liberal as it gets, so I guess
I'm representing the Democratic Party.
- Am I first? - Sure.
- Ohhh! - Ohhh! Alright.
I have to say three nice things about Donald Trump.
- I'm being Donald Trump. - Okay, you're Donald Trump.
Wow, you're a good sport.
- Donald Trump has appropriately proportioned hands.
Donald Trump appreciates our fast food industry
in America in a way that I value.
- So you're calling him fat?
- No, I mean I love fast food.
- That's passive aggressively then.
- No, no, no he loves like KFC.
He has to have KFC napkins when he eats, I heard.
I don't know, I was trying to be nice.
Donald Trump has good travel fashions.
No, nope I can't think of a thing.
I can't think of a fucking thing, oh my god.
- Yeah, why was it?
- I find Donald Trump utterly repulsive.
- Let the other team draw whatever they want
on your face in permanent marker.
I'm drinking that beer, I'm sorry.
(Tom laughs)
- 'I'm with her'.
- Then hell nah! (Tom and Chelsea laugh)
- Ugh, fuck!
'Wear a Make America Great Again
hat for the rest of the game.'
- I think you could do it.
- I think I can do it.
- [Narrator] Nice and lovely. (Tom and Chelsea laugh)
- Ohh, yeah. - You know this kinda fits.
- Oh my god, I really hope my dad is not watching right now.
- You look like someone who'd wear that hat with the beard.
- Yeah, they don't usually have gay
stuff tattooed on their neck though.
- What's the gay stuff?
- I have the pink triangle tattooed on my neck to make sure
that people knew who exactly who I was all the time.
- A really proud gay man who runs an anti-fascist
organization and fights for queer politics all the time.
What do you think 'Make America Great Again' means?
Yes!
- Honestly, I really like Trump's way
of thinking about the economy.
Our economy is shit, so let's make it great again.
'Kneel for the National Anthem'.
Let's kneel.
I don't approve of this.
- Because it's a dare challenge.
I don't understand how kneeling at the National
Anthem will make Black lives matter.
- It makes people pay attention to the issue.
Black lives just do matter.
- It's 'people matter'.
- But statistically, - Chinese people matter,
- that's not true. - Asian people matter.
- Statistically, that's just not true.
- Okay.
♫ Oh, say can you see,
♫ By the dawn's early light
♫ What so proudly we hailed
♫ At the twilight's last gleaming?
♫ And the home of the brave
- Okay, (Tom laughs) I'm done.
- I definitely voted for Hillary.
- That makes my stomach turn a little bit.
I just don't like Hillary, and I don't think many people do.
- She won the popular vote.
- But she didn't win the electoral vote.
- What do you think democrats value that you don't value?
Ahhh, yes!
- 'Chug a Budweiser tall boy.'
I'll do it!
One, two....
- She's gonna kill it, she's gonna destroy this beer.
Who do you want to be president next?
Kid Rock, Arnold Schwarzenegger?
- Ahh! - Ohhh!
- I did it!
(Chelsea burps) - Aw, brutal.
- That was a good one.
- Are you anti-gay marriage?
- Yes, but I'm not anti-equality I'm just..
- You think that marriage should be
something between a man and a woman?
- Mhm, I feel like it combines church and state
when you make gay marriage a thing.
- But inherently, that position does, because it means that
marriage is tied to something fundamental in religion.
So, it's not exactly
a way to oppose it. - Oh, yeah.
- You can oppose it
fundamentally. - That makes sense.
I actually haven't thought of that like that before.
- You know, if you've got a church and it doesn't want
to perform a gay wedding, by all means, it doesn't have to.
Yes, score one for the gays!
(Chelsea laughs)
- 'Make out with your opponent while
they wear a Hillary Clinton mask.'
That's a disgusting mask!
I'll do it.
- Hoorah!
(Tom and Chelsea laugh) - Okay, you're so pretty!
(loud clapping)
- Swish!
- 'Let your opponent cut off your shirt.'
I will do it.
(Tom groans)
Oh my god, don't stab me.
- It's gone.
- Have you ever been in a room
with a shirtless gay man before?
- I don't have any problem with people who
are gay, it's just not what I condone.
But, I'm not gonna hate you for it, you know what I mean?
- As the bible says you should not do also.
- No, love thy neighbor. - Right?
Ugh.
- Are you religious?
- No, but I am spiritual.
- I feel like there's a weird stigma
against the word 'religion'.
I think I'm spiritual.
When I want to make a decision in life,
I pray to God and ask him for guidance.
- And I think you're right.
I think, in this country, it's very easy
to be attacked for being religious, but it's rare
that people attack somebody for just being spiritual.
Ohhh!
Cause' you know that next dare is
gonna have me take my pants off.
- You didn't make it in the dare cup.
- You just drank the cup, it's time to knock some beers out.
How do you feel about abortion?
- It makes me sick.
I, 100% think it should be illegal.
- I vote for, or I support Planned--
Ahh! Fiddlesticks! - Ohhh!
- I support Planned Parenthood of--
- Like, you can do other things beside abortion
at Planned Parenthood. - Absolutely, absolutely.
- So, I think they should cancel out abortions.
- Even in the case of rape? - Yeah.
- Wow, I just fundamentally feel so much
different about a woman's right to choose.
- I was drunk on tequila and got pregnant when I was 17.
I made a stupid decision, but I will never,
ever regret having my daughter.
That is a child.
- That's a child, it's beautiful, I fully
believe in fostering, adopting...
I just don't think it's a child until it's actually born.
- But if you let it grow, it would be a child.
- It would, but it isn't.
- I'm getting (Tom laughs) angry.
Okay, let's skip, you shoot.
- Let's find out what's in my dare.
'Let your opponent throw a drink in your face.'
Let's do this. - But I like you.
And I like that you embrace that hat.
- I don't embrace this hat, and I'm all about the abortions.
- You're wearing it, if you didn't, okay.
I'm sorry! - Oh my god!
(Chelsea laughs)
I am feeling alcoholic at the moment.
Ohh, there we go!
I just drank that beer for gay marriage.
- I know, because I think you're
a product of your environment.
Like, I don't know how you were raised as a kid,
but I don't think it was... - Wow!
You think there was something in
my childhood that just like, made me gay?
I was born this way, at least Lady Gaga told me that.
- You know what's crazy,
I love that woman. - Yeah!
- Why do you think you lost?
Why did the Democratic Party lose?
- It felt personal, it felt personal.
I think the combination of the way Trump's
campaign was run, and our choice of candidate
cost the Democrats the election.
- Cause' you don't really like Hillary, right?
- No, I love Hillary--
- Okay, so you support women and all of that,
but you will support somebody who stood by
a husband who sexually assaulted a woman, convicted.
- He's not a great dude--
Ugh, I'm just fuckin' throwing this ball.
Ahh, god dammit.
Sink a ball for how bad Billy Clinton is.
Ahh!
(Tom laughs) - You're welcome.
- 'Eat a hamburger within 30 seconds,' yes!
- You're shaking your head no, like you don't like it.
- This is like, taking something you love and
(Tom laughs) making it awful.
I couldn't do the dare in time, I have to drink this beer.
- Poor guy.
- Ughh!
What do you refer to liberals as, are we snowflakes?
I actually have a snowflake tattoo because I embrace it.
- I like the word 'pussy', so I call you guys 'pussies'.
- Wait, so like what about 'grab her by the pussy then?'
Like, how does that make you feel?
- I think it's kind of funny.
(Tom and Chelsea laugh)
- Holy shit, oh my god!
- That was a joke! (Tom grunts)
You don't think it's kind of funny?
- Yes, drink it!
I just can't get over the feeling
that most Republicans are ignorant.
- Do you think I'm ignorant?
- You don't watch the news, that's all you've told me.
- Because it's so fucking biased.
- It's biased both directions, FOX News can't tell
the truth about anything. (Tom grunts)
Where do you get your news?
Do you get your news from Facebook?
Do you have blogs that you read, yeah?
Ohhh! - This is getting heated up!
Do you know the sources? - I don't remember the names.
They just come up.
- I forget what it's called, that's why I'm avoiding.
- No, oh my god, no.
Tell me it's not a Breitbart news source, oh my god.
Ready, I'm gonna sink it this time.
- Fuck!
'Let your opponent throw an apple pie in your face.'
- Ohhh yes, I so want to put this pie in your face.
- I'm gonna do it.
- Are you ready? - Please--
(Chelsea laughs) I hate you.
(Tom laughs) - There's still so much
pie here, you sure you don't want more?
- Yeah, please no.
Is this gonna give me a good facial, I feel like it might.
- It's different than the facials I like.
(Chelsea clicks) - Those get really hard.
- We've both experienced that one.
- Can you do it? - Ugh!
Oh my, she's prayin'.
God is on her side. - It helps!
Right, that's all it takes?
Ohhh! - Ohhh! Haha!
I feel good, I just won.
- And I feel terrible.
- I want to thank God, I got 200 dollars
because of you homie.
- Would you hang out with me after this?
- Yeah, you're fun!
- Yeah, we just pound some beers after this, we're cool.
- I would ask you not to talk about your political beliefs.
- I'd be too busy having an abortion.
- Woohoo!
I won!
Look at this, catch it all.
- I love day drinking.
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Ahh, I'm drunk.
I guess I'm gonna go do some more work....