♪ Clock is ticking ♪
♪ Time is running out Every second counts ♪
♪ Overthinking ♪
♪ I can't turn it off So I'll tune it out ♪
♪ All we know is la, la, la, la, la ♪
♪ So might as well just La, la, la, la, la ♪
♪ We just want to la, la, la, la, la ♪
♪ All day long ♪
♪ Everybody loves this Everybody does this ♪
♪ I'm just gonna do it too ♪
♪ We don't need a new song We already got one ♪
♪ I'm just gonna give you What everybody wants ♪
♪ What everybody wants ♪
♪ Guess I want it too ♪
Now that's a song the whole world will love.
Upload and submit.
Fingers crossed, Mick.
Maybe someday I'll be opening for you.
[screaming]
- I'm in! I'm in! I'm in! - In what? In what? In what?
America's Next Hit Maker!
I just got an email saying my song made it to the top five!
[cheering]
We knew you could do it.
Is it the song you've been playing for the last couple of days?
♪ Play it loud, play it loud ♪
♪ I've got no time for turning it down ♪
Actually, I submitted a different one. I really wanna win this contest.
So I needed a song the whole world would dig.
Well, it looks like you nailed it.
- Whoa! - Way to dominate!
Thanks, dude, but watch the diaphragm. I still gotta sing.
Whoa...
Rad!
[clearing throat]
Excuse me. I think you might be in the wrong theater.
The auditions for So You Think You Can Head Bang
are down the street.
No dudes, I'm here for America's Next Hit Maker.
I'm Luna Loud, one of the finalists.
♪ All we know is la, la, la, la, la ♪
Ooh, love it!
But you're not exactly what we expected.
Yeah, your look is interesting,
but it doesn't really fit with your song.
Oh, I was just trying to write something the whole world would love.
Great attitude. That's what this is all about.
So, now that you've got the song covered,
let's make you into a girl the whole world will love.
- Uh... - Nothing crazy.
Just a couple little tweaks.
Sometimes in the music biz,
you gotta play the game to get the fame.
You do want the fame, don't you?
Well, sure.
Then trust us.
♪ We've got a lot work to do And not a lot of time ♪
♪ Don't worry, dear, just sign right here Don't read between the lines ♪
♪ That's not supposed to fit that way ♪
♪ Your hair, your boots Your clothes, oy vey! ♪
♪ We know what to do ♪
♪ We'll just fix a thing or two Or three or four or five ♪
♪ We love you, you're Luna, now change ♪
♪ You're destined for fortune and fame ♪
♪ There's so much room for improvement We love you, you're Luna, now change ♪
♪ And we know it might feel wrong ♪
♪ But if you just play along ♪
♪ Everybody's going to ♪
♪ Love what you've turned into ♪
♪ We love you, you're Luna, now change ♪
♪ It's all how you play the game ♪
♪ All big stars could use improvement ♪
♪ We love you, you're perfect We love you, you're worth it ♪
♪ We love you, you're Luna, now change ♪
Hey, Lola.
Dude, it's me, Luna.
[gasping]
Learn to take a compliment, Sweetie.
Luna, what happened to you?
Nothing. The producers just made a few tweaks.
A few tweaks?
You are literally unrecognizable.
Give me a break, dude.
Oh hi, Rita Loud. You must be one of Lori's friends.
Mom, it's Luna.
[gasping]
Chill, guys. Sometimes in the music industry,
you gotta play the game to get the fame.
They just don't get it, Mick.
Don't worry, love. I do.
This is a tough business. Only one in a million make it.
You gotta do what you gotta do.
Besides, it's not like you're selling your soul.
Right? That's what I'm saying.
You're still you.
You're still Luna Loud.
Sorry, you're no longer Luna Loud.
Excuse me, bro?
We did some pre-show testing, and the name Luna Loud
just doesn't say "Girl the whole world loves".
But your new one does.
Lulu?
Yep, just Lulu.
Isn't it fabulous?
This doesn't even have strings!
How am I supposed to play it?
Oh honey, you don't need to play or sing.
You just have to lip sync.
Almost show time. Break a leg, Lulu.