Let's make some s'mores.
I know, can we s'more it up?
Yeah. S'more it up!
Okay, we've got a whole selection here.
Well, I refuse to eat one on principle
but you guys go ahead.
I think it's, uh--
You're doubling down, I don't think
you really think it's the worst.
I do
But how can you--
Matt, can you give me a marsh?
No, again, what I always said was it's way overrated.
It's not as good as it's cracked up to be.
Now, Sona, because I wanna,
I wanna give this a full shot.
How much do I roast this marshmallow?
It's already too much. It's already too much.
That was too much?
You don't want her in the fire,
You wanna turn her Her?
so that she gets slowly roasted.
These are gendered?
To the point where she like, falls off of your skewer.
That means you, like what the--what is that?
Oh my God, what happened?
Oh my God, Matt.
I'm trying to get it off so I can start again.
That is so bad.
Look, I'm now just feeding my marshmallow off of yours.
Yeah. See, you gotta be really gentle.
Look! Sona, aren't I doing it the right way?
You are.
I'm just, I'm warming the marshmallow.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, Sona.
You gotta, I know,
You blew it.
The moment it starts to get like that,
you have to blow it out.
Didn't you want some scorch?
You want some scorch, but I'm saying some people scorch
and they're like, "I'm done"
and it's not the right way to do it.
You have to actually melt the marshmallow
which takes some time and patience,
Okay.
And I think that's also part of the reason
why you don't make good s'mores.
It's a real tough balance.
Is it, though? (Matt laughs)
Sorry. I think this is not a hard thing to do.
Okay.
What do we talk about? Are we just roasting--
Hand me some... hand me some graham cracks.
Yeah. You know, you're trying to be so hard to be casual
that it's excruciating. (Sona laughs)
What are you talking about?
You keep shortening words that can't be shortened.
Hey, could you hand me a Hersh for my graham crack?
Yeah. I gotta get 'em harsh marsh.
Here's a Hersh for your graham crack.
Thanks.
You can put it on the old skew.
Thanks, Con.
This is living.
Yep. Doesn't get better than this.
Listening to people make a shitty dessert
is what podcasting was meant for.
Eat your heart out, Marc Maron.
This is what it's all really been about from the beginning.
Are you listening, Peabody?
Oh, Peabody!
How do you get this whole thing
in your mouth though, Sona? First of all--
Oh for God's sake, don't give audio clips like that.
These marshmallows you guys are using are enormous.
You know, those are just softballs.
You want smaller ones.
"How do you get this whole thing in your mouth?"
Cut to Mr. Furley or better yet?
Norman Fell listening outside the door.
Yeah.
I've always wanted there to be a Three's Company
Jack and Chrissy are behind a door,
Mr. Roper's listening,
and he's saying things like "Push it harder. Push it harder"
Yeah.
"No, no, no.
It's it's not fitting.
Here, rub it and then it will get harder."
And then Mr. Roper's getting upset and you cut inside
and they really are fucking. (all laugh)
and really graphic, it's just incredibly graphic
and you just, you cut to whatever,
Don knots freaking out or whatever.
Wouldn't that be great?
Yeah. If it is Mr. Roper,
and he actually comes in and he's like,
"oh, I actually apologize. I'm sorry."
Yeah. "Oh, I'm sorry.
I assumed that you are putting a shower head on."
(Matt laughs)
Cause I know there was an episode where
they're putting a shower...
You know what I wanna do? Here's what I wanna do.
Or could someone do this for me?
This is it.
There's a three company episode where
I do think it's Don Knotts as Mr. Furley is listening,
I think Jack and Chrissy are behind the door,
The door is shut. Yeah.
And they're in the bathroom
and I think they are just trying to put a shower head on.
It's like "push" "harder" "I'm trying"
"you're making this diff--here, you get on top."
And Don Knotts is making all those faces.
Yeah.
If someone just cut incredibly
hardcore pornography into that.
I think that would be absolutely hilarious.
(Matt laughs) I agree.
Could someone do that out there? 'Cause I don't have time.
You mean out here in my backyard?
No, no, no, no.
Just listening to this. Okay.
That's what's great about America,
is you tell someone, "can you just do a"--
oh, look at this. Oh Sona, that's a,
what an appetizing dessert,
it looks like a burned vertebrae.
(Matt laughs)
It's the vertebrae of a fire victim.
First of all--
I gotta say this is absolute horse shit,
because the skin of the cooked marshmallow
has exited the innards,
and it's just like a mess that you kiss.
You can't even eat it!
This marshmallow is too big.
This is the problem.
This marshmallow's too big.
Well take one of your thigh bones from your effigy.
I will, but I also just wanna point out,
look at that perfect melt.
Yeah, but that's a disaster
Look at that perfect melt.
That looks terrible.
What are you, are you actually gonna,
you're just pretending to like this,
you don't like that.
I can't eat this, it's big,
They're impossible to eat.
It's like when you get a cheeseburger at a restaurant,
and it comes and it's like 18 inches high.
It's really good, you guys.
I can't, I don't understand you two.
I don't. I'm so happy.
It just makes me angry to even see you eat it.
(laughter)