- Chugga, chugga, chugga, chugga,
chugga, chugga, chugga, chugga,
chugga, chugga, chugga, chugga, CHOO-CHOO!
(laughs)
- Boy, when Little Apple said "Let's buy a train,"
I thought he was nuts.
- Yeah, like totally "loco."
(laughs)
- But now, I'm starting to see the appeal.
- For sure!
With this sweet set of wheels,
we're gonna have the best adventures ever!
(air horn blows)
- All aboard!
- So, um...
...where do the tracks lead?
- Beats me. I'm just a conductor.
- Yeah, and I'm just an orange.
- And I'm the caboose!
- Yeah, and that's a creepy deserted tunnel!
(record scratches)
- Did you just say "desert?"
Yaaay!
(suspenseful music plays)
Aw, what a rip-off.
I didn't see any cupcakes.
- Where the heck are we?
It looks like... like--
- The Land Beyond the Kitchen!
- You mean the bathroom?
- No way. Everybody knows that's just a legend.
- Nuh-uh! I've been to the bathroom plenty of times.
- Ha! Still think it's just a "legend?"
- I know, I know, I know.
Best adventure-- - Ever!
Now, prepare yourself for sights you've never seen before!
- What? You mean, like, those guys?
Hey! Hey apples!
You're in the way! The "rail-way!"
(laughs)
- Welcome, off-worlders, and thank you for visiting.
all: The Land Beyond the Kitchen.
- Which is, uhhh...
...temporarily closed for repairs.
Come back soon. Thanks a lot. Bye-bye now.
- (groans) The bathroom's closed already?
Man, talk about a "potty break."
(laughs)
- (groans loudly)
I can't believe we came all the way to--
- The Land Beyond the Kitchen.
- And now we have to turn around.
- Yeah, and I didn't even get a stupid t-shirt.
- I know, I know.
It is kind of a bummer but there is something you need to know about--
- The Land Beyond the Kitchen.
- Yeah, you see...
...we've got a little issue with our dragon fruit.
- Yeah? Well we've got a little apple with our train.
Wanna swap?
(laughs)
(dragon fruit roars loudly)
- Uh-oh! Was that my tummy?
- Watch out! He's getting closer!
- Oh man...
...we're all gonna die!
- (screaming)
- Whoa-whoa-whoa- whoa-whoa-whoa.
Why are you apples so scared of this "dragon fruit?"
- Oh, no reason. (chuckles)
You know, besides the fact that he's a fire-breathing monster
that destroys pretty much every village in--
- The Land Beyond the Kitchen.
- And he's recently gone totally insane,
so, you know, that's a bonus.
- You mean "loco?"
(laughs) (air horn blows)
It's still funny!
(dragon fruit roars loudly)
- Well, uh, thanks for having us!
But, we should probably get back to the kitchen--
- Hey! How about a lift, yeah?
- We've got gas money too.
- Guys, we can't just leave; that's desertion.
- Eh, that's the problem with apples.
You get a lot of "turnover."
(laughs)
- Right, okay, you call it whatever you want,
but we're not going down in flames.
- (groans)
- Fear not, lovely lady apple,
for we shall slay the dragon fruit,
and restore peace and prosperity to--
- The bathroom!
- That's really, very sweet of you,
but--
- Sweet? Bah, nothing nearly as sweet as you, fair maiden.
- Oh! (chuckles) Stop it.
(people screaming in the distance)
- Yay! It's just like a trampoline!
(people screaming, dramatic music plays)
- (exhales)
- Holy snuggies!
- It's "Gourd-zilla!"
(laughs fearfully)
- (screams)
Put it in reverse! Put it in reverse!
- It's a train, not a Mitsubishi.
(apples scream)
- (roars)
- Say uncle. Say uncle.
Say uncle.
- Yeesh. Talk about a "hothead."
(laughs)
- That's it! It's the knife.
Dragon Fruit's not crazy; he's in pain!
- (screams)
[fearfully] I wanna go home! I wanna go home!
- Pear! Stop!
(grunts) (boing!)
Oh no! Now you've done it!
- Say uncle. Say--(screams)
- (chuckles) I feel much better.
- [amazed] Whoa! Dragon Fruit can talk?
- Hmm, and who might you be?
- Bee? I'm not a bee;
I'm an orange.
- Um, what my friend means is,
we are seekers of adventure.
- (chuckles) Adventure? I love adventure!
- (chuckles) Did you see the look on that dragon fruit
when Bob jumped on his tail?
- Awesome! Bob's all like "Yah,"
and Dragon Fruit, he's all like "Oh no, rargh!"
- Rourr! - Rargh!
- Rargh!
(dragon fruit exhales, both scream)
- (laughs)
It's like they say,
"All's 'weld' that ends 'weld.'"
(laughs)
- [normally] Seriously, guys, this has gotta be...
all: The best adventure ever!
- (roars)
- Hey-hey! I got a good feeling about this episode.
So good, in fact,
that I've gathered all the TNT I could find,
you know, just in case.
(laughs)
- (groans) Great.
Orange: (laughs) Knife!
(slices logo)