[upbeat theme music playing]
-Annoying Orange is filmed in front of a live studio audience.
-Okay, Pepper, your turn.
-Oh, you know it.
And remember the bet, Orange.
If you lose, you have to tell Passion how you really feel about her.
[studio audience oohs]
-Fine, it's your turn.
-Hmm...
I'll take three cards.
-Nope, you can't have any of my cards.
Go fish.
[laughter]
-What? No, Orange, we're playing poker.
-What? Oh.
Well, in that case, I'll raise you 15 cards.
-No, that's not how you play.
-How do you play, then?
-Just hit me.
-Okay. [spits]
-Oww!
[laughter]
-I think poker's my new favorite game.
[laughter and applause]
-You are terrible at poker.
-Well, sor-ry.
At least there's one game I'm good at.
-Yeah? What's that?
-52-card pick-up.
-52-card...wait, no!
-Ow! Ugh!
-See? 52-card pick-up.
[laughter and applause]
-You know what, Orange?
Since you ruined the game, you automatically lose.
That means you have to tell Passion how you feel about her.
[audience oohs]
-Yeah, whatever.
-Hey, hey, hey, hey.
What is with all the racket over there?
[studio audience cheers]
I'm trying to watch a movie.
-Really? Whatcha watching Pear?
-Twilight.
[laughter]
-Wait, isn't that the one with the vampires in it?
-Yes, it is.
-It kinda sounds like it sucks.
[laughs]
Get it? Sucks.
-Yes, I get it.
-'Cause it has vampires in it and they suck blood.
-I know, I get it.
-Hey, guys.
[loud cheers]
Sorry I'm late.
I was out shopping for new earrings.
What do you think?
-You probably should've went shopping for some ears first.
[laughter]
-What was that, Pear?
-Nothing.
[laughter]
-Hey, Orange, Passion is here.
[makes kissy noises] Remember our bet.
-What?
No, no, no, umm...
-What bet?
-[laughs nervously] It's nothing.
Really, it's nothing at all.
-Pbbh, yeah right it's nothing.
You lost the game.
Now it's time to tell Passion Fruit the truth.
-Tell me what?
What is it, Orange?
-Really, it's nothing.
[laughs] Really, it's nothing.
-Hey, can you guys keep it down?
I can't hear my movie.
[laughter]
Which one is Bella gonna pick?
The suspense is killing me.
[laughter]
-Listen up,
you tell her or I'm gonna pepper her with the truth.
-What is it, Orange?
Just tell me. Please?
Just tell me exactly what you're thinking.
The first thing that comes to your mind,
the very first thing.
Just tell me Orange.
It's okay.
-Mmm...
knife.
[laughter]
-What?
-Knife.
-[screams]
[characters screaming as audience laughs]
-Whoa, Pepper.
-You know, we really should be getting used to that sort of thing by now.
-That was terrible.
-So, Orange, was that really what you wanted to tell me?
-Yep, it was.
It sure felt good to get that off my chest.
Wait, I don't have a chest.
[laughs]
-[groans]
-Well, it's pretty quiet in here now, Pear.
You can go back to watching your sucky movie.
[laughs]
-You know what, Orange?
I like this movie.
If you think you're so smart and know good television,
then why don't you just make a show about yourself and see how that does?
-[laughs] A talking orange?
No one would watch a show about that.
[laughter and applause]
Captioned by SpongeSebastian